How Many Wolrd Cup '06 Matches Have You Watched?

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by dry snitch

Tautology.

This is quite clearly clear to the cognoscienti.

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Would that I understood their thinking. Alas it is never to be.

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True, but you should still aspire to forumular greatness.

It would be no fun, otherwise.

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Originally Posted by dry snitch

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Would that I understood their thinking. Alas it is never to be.

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True, but you should still aspire to forumular greatness.

It would be no fun, otherwise.

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I know my plaice.

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Originally Posted by Cheese

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Originally Posted by peat moss

Never have to worry about being acussed of leaving the seat up then or piddling on it ! :)

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I piss in the sink when I do go, it's great for getting rid of toothpaste stains.

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Oh you mean stand for the Queen . ;)

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Originally Posted by Cheese

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Dried toothpaste that has been left there by some cunt not rinsing the sink out properly.

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Oh, you mean wash-hand basin.

I had taken it that people were brushing ther teeth using the sink. Which as we all know is in the kitchen. Then you were pishing in it, like some sort of Welshman.

Thanks for clearing that up.

:pishrod:

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by Cheese

Dried toothpaste that has been left there by some cunt not rinsing the sink out properly.

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Oh, you mean wash-hand basin.

I had taken it that people were brushing ther teeth using the sink. Which as we all know is in the kitchen. Then you were pishing in it, like some sort of Welshman.

Thanks for clearing that up.

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The punctuation is all there - but it's all to cock.

I'm pretty sure that tomorrow morning I'll be reading this and shaking my head in a derisory manner.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by Cheese

Dried toothpaste that has been left there by some cunt not rinsing the sink out properly.

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Oh, you mean wash-hand basin.

I had taken it that people were brushing ther teeth using the sink. Which as we all know is in the kitchen. Then you were pishing in it, like some sort of Welshman.

Thanks for clearing that up.

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I would never piss in the kitchen sink!:O


I use that to wash my balls.

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Originally Posted by Cheese

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Oh, you mean wash-hand basin.

I had taken it that people were brushing ther teeth using the sink. Which as we all know is in the kitchen. Then you were pishing in it, like some sort of Welshman.

Thanks for clearing that up.

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I would never piss in the kitchen sink!:O


I use that to wash my balls.

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Oh you sick puppie , I just piss in the shower ,wash my balls problem solved . :happy:

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Originally Posted by Cheese

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Oh, you mean wash-hand basin.

I had taken it that people were brushing ther teeth using the sink. Which as we all know is in the kitchen. Then you were pishing in it, like some sort of Welshman.

Thanks for clearing that up.

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I would never piss in the kitchen sink!:O


I use that to wash my balls.

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Oh you sick puppie , I just piss in the shower ,wash my balls problem solved . :happy:


Actually my wife has a name for it or saying if you will . Is that for "Me" or for Pee ! :ph34r:

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Originally Posted by Cheese

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

....and did you get up for a piss during the match?

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I haven't had a piss since the World Cup started. Pissing is for the girls.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by Cheese

Pissing is for the girls.

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Crabgirl may be a tad upset at you sharing your intimate secrets. Fact.

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I'm far more peturbed about the pissing in the sink business.

I've watched about 15 matches. Would've been more but I work daft hours.

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Originally Posted by dry snitch

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Oh, you mean wash-hand basin.

I had taken it that people were brushing ther teeth using the sink. Which as we all know is in the kitchen. Then you were pishing in it, like some sort of Welshman.

Thanks for clearing that up.

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The punctuation is all there - but it's all to cock.

I'm pretty sure that tomorrow morning I'll be reading this and shaking my head in a derisory manner.

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:no2:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by dry snitch

The punctuation is all there - but it's all to cock.

I'm pretty sure that tomorrow morning I'll be reading this and shaking my head in a derisory manner.

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:no2:

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Much as I would like to object to your derision I find myself unable and am forced to concur.

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Originally Posted by dry snitch

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Originally Posted by j2k4

I have watched zero.zero matches.

I haven't anyone to watch them with, and I can't tumble to "the magic of World Cup Soccer" without expert help. :(

This is (I freely admit) positively sinful for someone who has actually met and shaken the hand of Pele.

My most humble apologies.

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So you shook the hand of the greatest player ever but you don't deign to watch the game.

One has to think that you're full of shit.

By the way, I'm saying that with the utmost confidence that anyone - who has ever watched the game even once - will be looking at this post with the same sentiment as me.

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Blow it out your ass, One.

I met him at the Atlanta Zoo, July 29th, 1986.

We shook hands over the back of a baby elephant my son was riding on the occasion of his 5th birthday.

I had seen the bicycle kick (who hasn't) and most definitely recognized him when he stepped up.

Soccer fan or not, alongside Muhammad Ali, he's probably the most famous person on the entire planet.

Ironic...had I been so United States-centric as to be ignorant of his existence, I couldn't recount meeting him for the like of idiots such as yourself.

To be fair I think he was one of the most famous people in the World, for a while. However I think that nowadays there are probably footballers more famous, to the younger element.

Your point re dry snitch being a swallower of the cawk is however well made.

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Crabgirl may be a tad upset at you sharing your intimate secrets. Fact.

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I'm far more peturbed about the pissing in the sink business.

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He's just following your example, sauce for the gander and so forth.

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Originally Posted by j2k4

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Originally Posted by dry snitch

So you shook the hand of the greatest player ever but you don't deign to watch the game.

One has to think that you're full of shit.

By the way, I'm saying that with the utmost confidence that anyone - who has ever watched the game even once - will be looking at this post with the same sentiment as me.

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Blow it out your ass, One.

I met him at the Atlanta Zoo, July 29th, 1986.

We shook hands over the back of a baby elephant my son was riding on the occasion of his 5th birthday.

I had seen the bicycle kick (who hasn't) and most definitely recognized him when he stepped up.

Soccer fan or not, alongside Muhammad Ali, he's probably the most famous person on the entire planet.

Ironic...had I been so United States-centric as to be ignorant of his existence, I couldn't recount meeting him for the like of idiots such as yourself.

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I don't say this often but....

:boxing: PWN3D!!:boxing:

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Blow it out your ass, One.

I met him at the Atlanta Zoo, July 29th, 1986.

We shook hands over the back of a baby elephant my son was riding on the occasion of his 5th birthday.

I had seen the bicycle kick (who hasn't) and most definitely recognized him when he stepped up.

Soccer fan or not, alongside Muhammad Ali, he's probably the most famous person on the entire planet.

Ironic...had I been so United States-centric as to be ignorant of his existence, I couldn't recount meeting him for the like of idiots such as yourself.

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I don't say this often but....

:boxing: PWN3D!!:boxing:

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:glag: @

Around 7 or 8 matches.

Wow the Netherlands/Portugal highlights were full of goals red/yellow cards.

I'm so surprised.:ermm:

Actually it was rather entertaining.:w00t:

Did you see Christiano Ronaldo cry like a bitch?:happy:

I've seen all of the matches except portugal/netherlands, ukraine/switzerland, and ecuador/poland.

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Blow it out your ass, One.

I met him at the Atlanta Zoo, July 29th, 1986.

We shook hands over the back of a baby elephant my son was riding on the occasion of his 5th birthday.

I had seen the bicycle kick (who hasn't) and most definitely recognized him when he stepped up.

Soccer fan or not, alongside Muhammad Ali, he's probably the most famous person on the entire planet.

Ironic...had I been so United States-centric as to be ignorant of his existence, I couldn't recount meeting him for the like of idiots such as yourself.

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I don't say this often but....

:boxing: PWN3D!!:boxing:

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I have, as I type this, engaged my daughter in an effort to furtively recover photographic evidence of this meeting from my ex-wife, who is generally a disagreeable sort.

Success will result in a posting of the goods.

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Blow it out your ass, One.

I met him at the Atlanta Zoo, July 29th, 1986.

We shook hands over the back of a baby elephant my son was riding on the occasion of his 5th birthday.

I had seen the bicycle kick (who hasn't) and most definitely recognized him when he stepped up.

Soccer fan or not, alongside Muhammad Ali, he's probably the most famous person on the entire planet.

Ironic...had I been so United States-centric as to be ignorant of his existence, I couldn't recount meeting him for the like of idiots such as yourself.

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I don't say this often but....

:boxing: PWN3D!!:boxing:

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Wow, that dry snitch guy was deliberately winding everyone up last night - even made a thread to get people to argue with him - but the one post he made in which you've brilliantly ascertained that he was deadly serious, he sure did get pwned by j2.

:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by j2k4

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

I don't say this often but....

:boxing: PWN3D!!:boxing:

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I have, as I type this, engaged my daughter in an effort to furtively recover photographic evidence of this meeting from my ex-wife, who is generally a disagreeable sort.

Success will result in a posting of the goods.

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:lol:

Godspeed to you, sir.

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Originally Posted by j2k4

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

I don't say this often but....

:boxing: PWN3D!!:boxing:

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I have, as I type this, engaged my daughter in an effort to furtively recover photographic evidence of this meeting from my ex-wife, who is generally a disagreeable sort.

Success will result in a posting of the goods.

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For the love of fuck, please don't post said photograph. I beseech you.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by j2k4

I have, as I type this, engaged my daughter in an effort to furtively recover photographic evidence of this meeting from my ex-wife, who is generally a disagreeable sort.

Success will result in a posting of the goods.

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For the love of fuck, please don't post said photograph. I beseech you.

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STFU, asswhole.

It'd be like the best ever.

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Originally Posted by manker

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I have, as I type this, engaged my daughter in an effort to furtively recover photographic evidence of this meeting from my ex-wife, who is generally a disagreeable sort.

Success will result in a posting of the goods.

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:lol:

Godspeed to you, sir.

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Crossed posts.

However, I stand by my last.

It's a dignity thing.

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Originally Posted by manker

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For the love of fuck, please don't post said photograph. I beseech you.

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STFU, asswhole.

It'd be like the best ever.

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Double crossed posts now.

OK here's the scoop. You decide, Kev. Post it or don't, it's a matter for you.

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Originally Posted by manker

:lol:

Godspeed to you, sir.

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Crossed posts.

However, I stand by my last.

It's a dignity thing.

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"For the love of fuck" - I'm still glagging at that.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by manker

STFU, asswhole.

It'd be like the best ever.

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Double crossed posts now.

OK here's the scoop. You decide, Kev. Post it or don't, it's a matter for you.

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All joking aside, I'd really like to see the pic.

Once he's retreived it from his ex-wife, it wouldn't be fair to get her to post it. That would be taking things too far.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Double crossed posts now.

OK here's the scoop. You decide, Kev. Post it or don't, it's a matter for you.

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All joking aside, I'd really like to see the pic.

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I thought you were giving disingenuous up and moving towards the "harsh but fair".

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Originally Posted by manker

All joking aside, I'd really like to see the pic.

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I thought you were giving disingenuous up and moving towards the "harsh but fair".

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When I said that, I was being disingenuous :(

Did Ghana win?My cables got turned of before i could watch it *cp

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Originally Posted by manker

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I thought you were giving disingenuous up and moving towards the "harsh but fair".

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When I said that, I was being disingenuous :(

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:glag::earl::genious:

Here are the pictures which regrettably do not include me, as I was operating the camera.

My apologies for the condition of the images; the pictures were not well cared-for.

The youngster directly in front of Edson is my youngest step-son, the mop in the lower right is my son the birthday-boy.

The leather jacket on the left is my brother-in-law.

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/7451/pele11tw.th.jpg

The lad directly behind Edson is my son, where Edson put him after lifting him from the baby elephant.

Directly behind Edson's left leg is my daughter, almost totally obscured.

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3055/pele22ll.th.jpg

Again, apologies for the condition of the photos, and thanks to my daughter for laying hands on them at such short notice.

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Great pics, j2.



I doubt we'll be seeing the likes of that dry snitch around here again. You sure proved him wrong - pwnage of the highest order, as noted by the purveyor of pwnage himself.

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I don't say this often but....

:boxing: PWN3D!!:boxing:

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Wow, that dry snitch guy was deliberately winding everyone up last night - even made a thread to get people to argue with him - but the one post he made in which you've brilliantly ascertained that he was deadly serious, he sure did get pwned by j2.

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Yeah he pwn3d you real good.

With apologies also to JP; I hadn't seen the pics myself since about '89 or '90, and probably would have posted them on that basis alone. :)

Thing was, we were visiting my folks, and my cousin suggested we go to the zoo, which was undergoing a massive makeover; when we were there, new construction dictated odd accomodations for certain animals, and, as the weather was a bit cool for July in Atlanta, we had the zoo virtually to ourselves until Pele showed up.

I was standing at an enclosure where the giraffes were being housed temporarily; the fence was only about 4 feet high, and the giraffes would come right to the fence, lean over and nuzzle you-I turned to my right, and he was standing right next to me.

I must have looked surprised, wondering if my eyes were deceiving me, when he said, "Allo..."I was sure.

He strolled off a few feet, and my kids came up and asked who he was, so it took a few minutes to explain-my step-son had a vague notion of who Pele was, then remembered,-"oh, yeah-he was in that movie Victory, with Sylvester Stallone!"-and then we all kind of moseyed in the direction of the baby elephant, where the rest of the encounter took place.

Funny, too, I was scrambling for a scrap of paper so the kids could get his autograph, and when my step-son approached him again, Pele asked why he wanted his autograph, to which my step-son replied, "because you're Pele!", and the man replied, "but my name is Edson", before assuring him that he was better known as you-know-who.

A neat experience, all the way around. :)