This classified information, was ..leaked, so to speak (see info at the beginning of this thread) , for the benefit of all bolognaise lovers; out of the otherwise secure, KLF Invision (spam filter free) archive.
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This classified information, was ..leaked, so to speak (see info at the beginning of this thread) , for the benefit of all bolognaise lovers; out of the otherwise secure, KLF Invision (spam filter free) archive.
lol, why is this pinned? :S
This is vital information for the BTF .....and why not? :)
I've only just got the moves right.
http://www.santamaradona.org/misc/ketchup/ketchup.swf
:OQuote:
Originally Posted by Buffalo
This is a fake, BTF propaganda... probably released by General Ron to create confusion... :no2:
Mostly because I was drunk and stoned at the time. But pouring ketchup is an important life-skill, especially for those destined to be bachelors for their lives. ;)
:shuriken:
I agree...
It's all very well to be able to make Bolognaise ( :fear: ) but would you really want to waste time on that if you could just put ketchup on it and then go out for a drink to look for foxy ladies?
Thank you for this valuable information, life had lost all its meaning till I read this post. If i ever have to listen to that ketchup song again i will shoot myself. That song just made Spain look worse than it already was, which was hard believe me. (Yes I know, I'm Spanish)
ThE KLF would like to take advantage of the occasion and clarify they have no bonds whatsoever with Las Ketchup.
This band was set up by the evil bolognaise lovers to make us look bad.
use your knife
What about smashing the bottle on the counter top edge? makes a mess but relieves the freustation. Best done at a restaraunt you don't loke
Are you Officer Crabtree from 'Allo 'Allo?Quote:
Originally Posted by 85bhp
Ketchup in bolagnese sauce,how crass :snooty:
:glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerAre you Officer Crabtree from 'Allo 'Allo?Quote:
Originally Posted by 85bhp
Poored the stuff for a very long time now with out a prob !!!!.
Well the method I always used all my life and saved me from banging on a lot of glass bottles is to insert a knife into the top of the bottle and remove some of the ketchup onto my plate holding the bottle sideways on.
Thus ensuring the ketchup flows freely when turned in a downward motion onto the plate without any banging of the bottle :-)
As for the people who don't like ketchup, what the hell do you put on your fries/chips? please not brown sauce, that's reserved for bubble and squeak and shepherd's pie obviously.
Additional: please don't buy Heinz products as they don't value their workforce and relocate their plants to LEDPs to save money.
Malt vinegar does chips nicely.
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now that i have the proper technical information i thing i can get it out properly thanks a lot 100%
lol. without this information i was nothing, but now there will be no stoping me
;) ;)
Which makes you the pickle that cannot be...stoped? :huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by pickle69
The unstopable pickle.
:shuriken:
a little more power could splash the ketchup on the person sitting opposite to you.
:O You obviously have not read the first post... :PQuote:
Originally Posted by lamrin
I didn't know this. I am going to try it when I get a ketchup bottle; I currently have the squeeze bottle.
LOL ditto. i love heinz in the squeeze bottle... only sometimes it comes out too fast and you got a little splash back.. but when i go to nando's next im defo going to try this :P lolQuote:
Originally Posted by omgwirjo
What is with people yelling at me for putting ketchup on my hotdog, they say it's not american. I was under the impression pretty much everyone used ketchup.
You are of course correct quasi449 . Unfortunately there exists on this forum, a subversive group of Bolognaise lovers who spread disinformation to the regular peace loving Tomato ketchup lovers, abiding peacefully on this Board. hence the necessity for vigilance...Erm....You have surely heard of the deadly Hezbolognaise terrorist group, headed by the notorious Colonel Ron, currently held captive in the KLF archives?? :ph34r:Quote:
Originally Posted by quasi449
hahaha, roflmao quasi449
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lol, you gotta love this stick heh
is this real lmao
Of course.
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