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Once the deal is done, the deal is done.
There ain't no going back, no gazzumpin or any pish like that.
Series of events.
1. I'm selling my house for over £100,000
2. I'll gie ye £120,000 fur it.
3. OK well.
Sorry if that go a bit technical near the end. It's difficult to simplify.
Here it is slightly different.
1. Selling my house for over £100,000
2. I'll give ya £120,000 for it mate...I already have a mortage set up (honest)
3. Yeah, great.
4. tick...tock....tick...tock
5. do you still want it then cos if not, I will put it back on the market?
6. Yeah, yeah....definately...waiting on (insert excuse here)
7. tick...tock...tick...tock
8. You sure?
9. Yeah....honest
10. tick...tock...tick....tock
11. Nearly done now....few more days and all will be well
12. Great....(been waiting for bloody ages, about time)
13. Actually, I lied...can't get the money, thought I would just string you along to see if I could raise the cash, then thought I would avoid answering the phone to string it out a few more days.
14. Thanks for nothing Cunt you just fucked up my entire year.
As you can see, a smidgen more complex here in Ingerland.
wot a cunt :no:
Yeah...not been a good financial year :(
Had a great year other than that tho :)
The north is a strange place :blink:
Down south, it is quite simple at the moment:
1. Selling my house for £350,000
2. I'll give you £280,000 for it.
3. Fuck off.
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Originally Posted by Barbarossa
We had one like that the other day...house is actually up for 108,000 and we had an offer of 85,000...needless to say, fuck off was our response too.
Oh, you didn't say it was a shack. That's cash only transactions.Quote:
Originally Posted by sArA
:lol: :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
:dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
It's probably a really nice shack.Quote:
Originally Posted by sArA
Its ok...a first time buyer type shack and the smaller of the 2 shacks we currently own, hence its for saleage.
Yeah, you said.Quote:
Originally Posted by sArA
Sweet you felt the need to reiterate tho'.
Insult a lass' shack and you'll never hear the end of it.
Shack's a good word btw. I'm really enjoying it.
JP Going for the hat-trick.
I feel sARa will be a tougher nut to crack than the spinster from Sevenoaks or the Queen's ranger.
I really should stop posting obscure things that only JP will 'get' :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Not saying, like, you have to be of a high intellect or 'owt - but more than a cursory glance at about fortyleven different conversations spread over two different subforums is a basic requirement.
Do even you know what that means?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
:lol:
I must have a feckin' crystal ball or something.
To answer your question, yes - and I shan't be explaining 'cos I know you do too :kiss:
I think the ranger thing refers to hunnery, however Sevenoaks is a :whoosh:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I see we've dropped the sincerity theme. However, I'm going with a taking words at face value theme for a while.
So, based on your above posts; I > you.
You've gone from sincerity to non sequiturs.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Fan-tastic
No contradiction, ergo I win :01:
That's poor.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'm taking posts at face value, what do you want, some depth of understanding?
half ten.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I already kent :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
See, you've got to bring up your harshness to Gwilliam again.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You heartless bar steward.
You've gone and spoiled it now.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
I was halfway to thinking you didn't get the 'hat-trick' post.
Back to disingenuity for the night.
Ah, now I understand.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
That was really rather clever.
Did I mention before that if it's too clever it really doesn't work.
Had you said the Kentish spinster it would have worked. But "Sevenoaks" ffs. I come from Croy, you know that.
As usual...I don't get it :unsure::stars:
But then you knew that anyway :P
fecking hijacking cnuts :lol:
I tried to stay on topic, it was that h4r5h bar-steward JP who insisted upon taking this thread awry.
manker's trying to deflect the fact that his harshness has forced people away, by making the ridiculous suggestion that it was me. Doing it in a particularly obscure way.Quote:
Originally Posted by sArA
How mental is that well.
I'm far too polite to discuss the matter in an overt fashion :snooty:
Far better just the cognoscenti know the awful truth.
cunning cnut that manker :shifty:
cunning cnut that JPaul :shifty:
Where's lilmiss when you need her? :unsure:
Actually, I take full and personal responsibility for hijacking my own thread :snooty:
however, there has been a slight upping of harshness.
Can you have a cognoscenti of one. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
sArA = Lounge Mod. Fact.Quote:
Originally Posted by sArA
Of course :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Don't be like that, how the fuck would we know.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
:lol: :earl:
Might have just pished myself, you are on top form tonight.
You called?Quote:
Originally Posted by sArA
I t'was in the barth making snotty jellyfish. :unsure:
euphemism?:unsure:
The two antagonists (JP and manky of course) were being so flaming obscure I thought only you could have any hope of working out their jibberish, or at least I thought you might slap em about a bit for me. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss