Well, I'm gonna get circumcised tomorrow...

meh...once one is a parent, one is automatically 'old' therefore manker dear....pots and kettles

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Originally Posted by sArA

meh...once one is a parent, one is automatically 'old' therefore manker dear....pots and kettles

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I've meant to ask, sArA...you've never been so bereft of your normal sensibilities as to purchase anything on the order of, say, a chrome bin or any such, have you?

I haven't either. :whistling

I've had my foreskin removed :snooty:
it did hurt a bit, it's ok now.

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Originally Posted by j2k4

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Originally Posted by sArA

meh...once one is a parent, one is automatically 'old' therefore manker dear....pots and kettles

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I've meant to ask, sArA...you've never been so bereft of your normal sensibilities as to purchase anything on the order of, say, a chrome bin or any such, have you?

I haven't either. :whistling

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They hadn't been invented when you were trying to woo women.



Notice I used old fashioned language then ... 'woo' .. I'm just trying to be a better person,

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Originally Posted by j2k4

I've meant to ask, sArA...you've never been so bereft of your normal sensibilities as to purchase anything on the order of, say, a chrome bin or any such, have you?

I haven't either. :whistling

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They hadn't been invented when you were trying to woo women.



Notice I used old fashioned language then ... 'woo' .. I'm just trying to be a better person,

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woo?

wenching is surely a more appropriate term.


:ph34r: earl in my neck of the woods when I were a lad.

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Originally Posted by Biggles

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Originally Posted by manker

They hadn't been invented when you were trying to woo women.



Notice I used old fashioned language then ... 'woo' .. I'm just trying to be a better person,

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woo?

wenching is surely a more appropriate term.


:ph34r: earl in my neck of the woods when I were a lad.

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If you want to call SaRa a wench it's none of my concern - however, I'm much more interested in that last line.

Were you some kind of stalker :ermm:

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Originally Posted by Biggles

woo?

wenching is surely a more appropriate term.


:ph34r: earl in my neck of the woods when I were a lad.

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If you want to call SaRa a wench it's none of my concern - however, I'm much more interested in that last line.

Were you some kind of stalker :ermm:

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My Dad had a deerstalker, does that count?

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Originally Posted by manker

If you want to call SaRa a wench it's none of my concern - however, I'm much more interested in that last line.

Were you some kind of stalker :ermm:

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My Dad had a deerstalker, does that count?

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I don't think so, it's only interweb talk after all.

How are we meant to know --- you seen j2 and his farcical 'Pele' photo, surely you wouldn't like to be tarred with the same brush.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Biggles

My Dad had a deerstalker, does that count?

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I don't think so, it's only interweb talk after all.

How are we meant to know --- you seen j2 and his farcical 'Pele' photo, surely you wouldn't like to be tarred with the same brush.

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I appear to have missed that treat. My curiousity is piqued pray tell about J2 and Pele.

You'll never believe me if I said it.

Apparently, j2 and Pele shook hands over the back of a baby elepahant.

I know, the mere notion is ludicrous - and the photo back-up is equally so.

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You'll never believe me if I said it.

Apparently, j2 and Pele shook hands over the back of a baby elepahant.

I know, the mere notion is ludicrous - and the photo back-up is equally so.

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Presumably this was "the" Republican elephant?

I have to say it sounds a tad unlikely although Pele does get about these days now he works for Pfizer :ph34r: what did the elephant actually look like?

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Originally Posted by manker

You'll never believe me if I said it.

Apparently, j2 and Pele shook hands over the back of a baby elepahant.

I know, the mere notion is ludicrous - and the photo back-up is equally so.

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Huh.

Have you any photos of Edson?

An elephant? :snooty:

I have never wooed a woman in my life.

Then again, I've managed to avoid chrome bins as well...

how goes the ...... penis......

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

So you got circumcised at 23 purely because you couldn't be arsed to wash your cock properly?

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Erm, No. As I already said, I didn't have that problem. You should learn to read. The procedure was pre-emptive, "just in case".

Well, the "thing" is swollen, but they said it'll get normal (whatever that means) eventually. In the past couple of days, more women have seen it that in the past 15 years, so it doesn't really matter much whether the ladies like it or not. :dry:

Hmm, unless...

Nikki, Skweeky? Wanna come visit me after a couple of weeks and play doctor? :naughty: You could check if it's healed properly.

What's the weather like in Finland?

Also... I'm kinda scared of all those dodgy bands you seem to be exporting atm :fear:

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What's the weather like in Finland?

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It's been pretty damn hot this summer, around 30°C, though occasionally it rains.

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Also... I'm kinda scared of all those dodgy bands you seem to be exporting atm :fear:

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Yeah, we send them abroad 'cos we don't wanna keep 'em. :P

EDIT: Except Lordi, they rock.

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Originally Posted by Petri

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

So you got circumcised at 23 purely because you couldn't be arsed to wash your cock properly?

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Erm, No. As I already said, I didn't have that problem. You should learn to read. The procedure was pre-emptive, "just in case".

Well, the "thing" is swollen, but they said it'll get normal (whatever that means) eventually. In the past couple of days, more women have seen it that in the past 15 years, so it doesn't really matter much whether the ladies like it or not. :dry:

Hmm, unless...

Nikki, Skweeky? Wanna come visit me after a couple of weeks and play doctor? :naughty: You could check if it's healed properly.

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Maybe you are in luck :) http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?t=122385

haha good for you mate! ^_^

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Originally Posted by Petri

Well, the "thing" is swollen, but they said it'll get normal (whatever that means) eventually. In the past couple of days, more women have seen it that in the past 15 years, so it doesn't really matter much whether the ladies like it or not. :dry:

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So it's swollen now and it's temporarily normal adult size.

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So you got circumcised at 23 purely because you couldn't be arsed to wash your cock properly?

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Erm, No. As I already said, I didn't have that problem. You should learn to read. The procedure was pre-emptive, "just in case".

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So you were circumcised at 23 just in case you can't be arsed to wash your cawk properly sometime in the future.

That's even worse.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Petri

Erm, No. As I already said, I didn't have that problem. You should learn to read. The procedure was pre-emptive, "just in case".

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So you were circumcised at 23 just in case you can't be arsed to wash your cawk properly sometime in the future.

That's even worse.

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Your turn, Petri...:)

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Originally Posted by Petri

Well, I'm gonna get circus-sized tomorrow...

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:blink:

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Your turn, Petri...:)

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Nah, I don't think so.

"Never argue with an idiot. They will only pull you down to their level, then beat you with experience."

How about agreeing with one?:smilie4:

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Your turn, Petri...:)

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Nah, I don't think so.

"Never argue with an idiot. They will only pull you down to their level, then beat you with experience."

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You've just undergone a surgical procedure to have skin sliced off your penis for no good reason, yet I'm the idiot.

Just think that thro' for a while, smegma boy.

How about I just ignore you?

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Originally Posted by Petri

How about I just ignore you?

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If you're going to do that, it's probably best not to address me.

Can you see how ignoring me just won't work otherwise.

Both of you, go play in the traffic.

I'll drive...

Oh my, did manker post something? Too bad I ignored him. I guess I'll never know what it was he wanted to tell me. :cry:

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Originally Posted by Petri

Oh my, did manker post something? Too bad I ignored him. I guess I'll never know what it was he wanted to tell me. :cry:

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:dry:

Use the ignore function or don't address him then.

Neither of you have been around long enough to understand Petri.
Obviousement :lol:

Pesky noobs. :lol:

Busyman, this is you -> :whoosh:

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Originally Posted by Petri

Pesky noobs. :lol:

Busyman, this is you -> :whoosh:

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Aww man, you mean you really did see what mank said.

Fcuk I mssied taht. :crazy:

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Neither of you have been around long enough to understand Petri.
Obviousement :lol:

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True dat.

There's loike some deeper shit thats goin' on in his posts.