I just got fired.........

Bosses can be bastards! Fact.

Go for the jugular and sue them hard. At least whilst looking for another job you will have time to sort out the necessary paperwork.

If you have any snotty or disrespectful emails from your ex-boss, that can also help your case as you can say you were being picked on.

I've been in a similar situation and kept my job, new contract and a pay off at the end of it.

Although I have now been out of work for 2 months so it hasn't helped long term unfortunately.

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Bosses can be bastards! Fact.

Go for the jugular and sue them hard. At least whilst looking for another job you will have time to sort out the necessary paperwork.

If you have any snotty or disrespectful emails from your ex-boss, that can also help your case as you can say you were being picked on.

I've been in a similar situation and kept my job, new contract and a pay off at the end of it.

Although I have now been out of work for 2 months so it hasn't helped long term unfortunately.

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The trick is that when you get a job like that...back, you immediately (even beforehand) look for a new one.

I won't be suing them.... the lawyer says it's far too expensive for the outcome (which would be the job offered back to me, which I wouldn't end up taking anyway). Apparently the best thing to do is get a letter from the doctor explaining how the stress came into play, and then use it for EI (speeds up the process/grants more) and future employers (since obviously I won't be getting a reference). Kinda sucks, but it's not a very litigious country in that respect.

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That's a bastard.

Paint stipper on the car and sugar in the gas tank then.

Fair enough.

Just as an aside... what Company is it?

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Yeah, I'll boycott them.

For the holy love of fuck - Don't tell JP what the company is called.

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What :O

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What :O

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Git off, gitbag.

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Git off, gitbag.

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You're the one that fecked my top "confidential" jape.

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Git off, gitbag.

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You're the one that fecked my top "confidential" jape.

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I blame Bo's mam for working. She spoiled it.

How was I to know that a tax dodging wastrel such as him could be spawned by someone with gainful employment :snooty:

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I blame Bo's mam for working. She spoiled it.

How was I to know that a tax dodging wastrel such as him could be spawned by someone with gainful employment :snooty:

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Yeah but you were responsible for the original feck up in the bank. Coz you didn't want her bewbness to see the monkey porn I was sending you.

I just realised the above is quite mental however I'm posting it anyway.

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I blame Bo's mam for working. She spoiled it.

How was I to know that a tax dodging wastrel such as him could be spawned by someone with gainful employment :snooty:

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Yeah but you were responsible for the original feck up in the bank. Coz you didn't want her bewbness to see the monkey porn I was sending you.

I just realised the above is quite mental however I'm posting it anyway.

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From most other folk's view, the whole conversation is a bit mental anyway. I wouldn't worry unduly.

Can you stop sending the monkey porn now, please.

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Yeah but you were responsible for the original feck up in the bank. Coz you didn't want her bewbness to see the monkey porn I was sending you.

I just realised the above is quite mental however I'm posting it anyway.

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From most other folk's view, the whole conversation is a bit mental anyway. I wouldn't worry unduly.

Can you stop sending the monkey porn now, please.

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Yeah, right. It's not that simple.

What'll I do with the monkeys.

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From most other folk's view, the whole conversation is a bit mental anyway. I wouldn't worry unduly.

Can you stop sending the monkey porn now, please.

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Yeah, right. It's not that simple.

What'll I do with the monkeys.

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Stop cawking them for a start :ermm:

Mulder is getting a new house, he likes dogs, maybe he'll want a couple.

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Yuck.

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Yeah, right. It's not that simple.

What'll I do with the monkeys.

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Stop cawking them for a start :ermm:

Mulder is getting a new house, he likes dogs, maybe he'll want a couple.

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He likes "doggie", you really need to listen.

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Yeah, right. It's not that simple.

What'll I do with the monkeys.

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Stop cawking them for a start :ermm:

Mulder is getting a new house, he likes dogs, maybe he'll want a couple.

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I'll take all of them! It's gonna be fucking great! :w00t:

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He likes "doggie", you really need to listen.

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dam strate.

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I'm developing the language, Nazi.

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dam strate.

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You only have to check the sig.

The above will look mental one day. It makes sence just now.

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Stop cawking them for a start :ermm:

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I'll take all of them! It's gonna be fucking great! :w00t:

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See, problem solved.

Did I see Bo asking for, and getting, a spare room at Chez Mulder? Loobi will be so pleased :o

gonna have to tell her about bo and the monkeys now :no:

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gonna have to tell her about bo and the monkeys now :no:

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Bet the monkeys are in and Bo's a "meh, maybes".

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gonna have to tell her about bo and the monkeys now :no:

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Just tell her about the monkeys, with his dodgy dialect and unkempt demeanor, she'll never know that you've a human in the brood :sly:

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gonna have to tell her about bo and the monkeys now :no:

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We'll have less of the filthy sex talk, you squalid Scotchman :o

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gonna have to tell her about bo and the monkeys now :no:

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Just tell her about the monkeys, with his dodgy dialect and unkempt demeanor, she'll never know that you've a human in the brood :sly:

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You could breed Bo with one of the monkey's, either will do they're both male. See what satanic spawn you would create. My money's on an accountant.

:glagrolf: :earl:

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You could breed Bo with one of the monkey's, either will do they're both male. See what satanic spawn you would create. My money's on an accountant.

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Already been done mate:

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/2...ker0718tm2.jpg

Oh noes, my son has bad hair:no:

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It's worse than that - he's also from Leeds.

damn that festival, damn it to hell.

Didn't I tell you I sold the tickets on Ebay for $5? :unsure:

You had leeds tickets?:unsure:

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too late now.

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ahhh, sorry. :huh:

Didn't realise you meant the norven monkey shagging convention.
I sold teh other tickets. :pinch:

wouldn't surprise me if you had, pikey swine:fist:

I also swapped that booking confirmation you sent me for a packet of skittles and a coke. :smilie4:


You did order teh twins, roight?