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Originally Posted by brenda
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Originally Posted by brenda
Hi, Brenda - It's a narwhal :ermm:
Getting headbutted by a triceratops (sp?) would also hurt. Actually, there is a dinosaur which had a 3 inch thick skull because (if you subscribe to Darwin) it headbutted it's peers a lot in an attempt at social dominance.
It begins with a 'p' but I can't remember what they were called - they would have the best headbutting technique.
I'm surprised there hasn't been any mention of Zidane yet:dabs:
Hoi! Who are you, and what have you done with the real manker?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
P.S. You're talking about a Pachycephalosaurus of course. :smilie4:
Pachycephalosaurus?
http://www.dinostoreus.com/pachyceph...s-skull-lg.jpg
busy-editFTW:smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by BarbarossaHoi! Who are you, and what have you done with the real manker?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
P.S. You're talking about a Pachycephalosaurus of course. :smilie4:
:smilie4:
Wiki poo-poohs the idea that it headbutted stuff, because there's no shock absorbers wtf :blink:
Apparently the headbutting theory has been questioned by hactual sciencey peepul two
:lol: :earl:
:o :o :oQuote:
Originally Posted by BarbarossaHoi! Who are you, and what have you done with the real manker?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
P.S. You're talking about a Pachycephalosaurus of course. :smilie4:
j2 does that all the time, btw (incorrectly apostrophicise 'its', I mean, not forget the name of dinosaurs). I will correct him at some point but just at the minute, I'm too busy peering down my nose and chuckling inwardly when I read his posts.
Crabs?
Crabgirl are you planning the benefits of your next reincarnation?
Liam McBrien.
The thought of all that facial hair making contact with my face :shivers:
No, I was stuck in heavy traffic driving back from Chester in horrible rain on Friday, looked at some cows in the field next to us and thought, "wouldn't it hurt if one of them headbutted you." Thus spawning a three hour conversation and consequently, this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ke%2C_1667.jpghttp://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/i...ine=1144425262Quote:
Originally Posted by Seedler
:unsure:
I feel this is an appropiate thread to post this image of the current state of my foot.
http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/6314/footvi5.jpg
A Glasweegen :ph34r:
Jonno :cool:
I once was head butted by a billy goat at a petting zoo.
it wasnt too bad
I would have to say though a skunk...
you dont want to make those mad
It's a shame a petting zoo is never as good as it sounds :naughty:
I take it you want to interfere with small animals.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
No, I want small animals to interefere with me, silly!
I once saw a porn film in which a woman inserted a clear, plastic tube containing six white mice and then pulled the tube out, leaving the mice inside of her.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Duno what happened next. That was the vinegar stroke moment for me so I switched off the Betamax.
Actually, this thread could be read another way, which animal's head would you least want up your butt. I still say cow.
Yeah ... I'm gonna stick with narwhal :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
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Cheers for sorting that out earlier btw, Ms. Posh.
No probs. Mr-Crabgirl-just-broke-into-my-house-and-stole-all-my-valuables-stroppy-pants.:P :P
:lol: :D
Am I really that bad on the phone - I didn't give it a second thought until I started to suspect that the rather aloof young lady on the phone was your good self.
I'll stick with my Steph Gallagher choice.
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Originally Posted by manker
Made me chuckle actually. I half thought you'd realised it was me and were playing along because I was ringing from work, and then realised you didn't have a clue. Didn't you wonder why the posh young woman kept calling you lovey?
You're not really that bad. You were just brisk.
No, not really :huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirlQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Made me chuckle actually. I half thought you'd realised it was me and were playing along because I was ringing from work, and then realised you didn't have a clue. Didn't you wonder why the posh young woman kept calling you lovey?
Thinking wasn't really an activity I did much of during the call, it seems. Tho' I did ponder afterwards if you'd palmed me off onto an underling.
I am the underling. :ph34r:
I put FAO: MANKER'S HAWT BIG-BEWBED SECRETARY on the label
Hope that's ok?
Oh, feck. She didn't like it when I tried to make beachwear mandatory for the xmas party (or rather her b/f wasn't best pleased) ... they aren't gonna be impressed with this :no:
Doh. Then she won't be too impressed with the little big-boobed stick figure I've drawn next to her name then. Sorry.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Blue whale
manker's pish on the phone. He actually thought I wanted to "chat".
FFS how bad a character reader do you have to be.
I think that deserves a Lol, and a postage in the Lol thread. When can I have that back, by the way?Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirlDoh. Then she won't be too impressed with the little big-boobed stick figure I've drawn next to her name then. Sorry.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker