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Done the getting laid thing this morning. Worked for a little while.
Doubt he can do it twice a day at his age though :lol:
Got myself some chocolate from the van. Feel slightly better now. Am considering taking a bath with a few candles and some scented oils. Brings up problem again of having nothing to read though.
I doubt carrot and leek soup will make me feel any better Kev
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Tea lights. To light up the bathroom green dad:ermm:
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Don't forget to lubricate. :)
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Please ignore the bit about lube.
Best of luck with your bath, hon. :)
My bath has powerjets in it:naughty:
Well, you could've been enjoying that all along, then...does it have vegetables, too? :huh:Quote:
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tomatoes?
I'm allowed to be moody 2 days a month. Yesterday and today.
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And we are likewise allowed to try our cures on you.
For those two days, anyhoo.
BTW-
If you are late in informing us next month...well, let's just say, if you are late, we may take liberties. :whistling
I'd suggest smart-ass boys shut up and back away slowly.
Only thing I've ever found works for the PMRage is taking St Johns Wort pills two weeks of every month.....and invest in a punchbag to batter the shiters out of.
My poor bf volunteered to let me hit him.
He's got a massive bruise on his upper arm now :s
Guess he won't allow that again any time soon.
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The forum is yours...:unsure:
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Ooo poor foolish man!
Get a freestanding punchbag and stick pictures of the things that have annoyed you throughout the day to it. Not only will you be able to vent your enormous rage and save the boyfriend some bruises, but the exersize helps as well.
Plus when you calm down a bit and realise the absurdity of what you're doing, you can't stop giggling.
Umm I know for a verifiable fact that Queen Victoria took marijuana to help her through that time of the month (yes it was for cramps but I bet it helped the rage too 'we are so amused'). I also know there were a lot of girls in college who would come smoke with me for the same reason.
You don't necessarily have to smoke it, you could buy a vaporizer or 'praps make yourself some brownies? Then you get chocalate too! Just a thought...
You know it grows on trees right?
Although living next to Holland it shouldn't be a problem...
Peace.
Scotland's not quite next to holland, but I'm assuming you're a merkin.
Sorry mate I saw the Belgium flag and its late. Should've checked the facts. Doesn't quite warrant the merkin slight though does it?
FYI my ancestral line heralds from Scotland, Aberdeen mostly. They've even got a motto as well which basically translated from gaelic means --
"fuck wi' us and we'll knock your inte the fuckin ground ya wee shite"
catchy eh?
Seriously, I gotta love it when I was driving outta Edinburgh. Only place in the world I have seen a motorway sign say "Don't do drugs and drive" as opposed to the standard drink and drive ones. Classy.
Scotland with a Belgium flag of course that's gonna trip me up.
Peace.
I don't know what the difference is with PMT but I'm up for a bitchfest if you want. :p
If you make brownies, you need a fair amount (at least $100 worth). However, after they're made one will do you right.
My family has a motto but I'd have to dig around to find out what it is...however our device is a bear paw on a crown. :P
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Wimmin are rubbish :dabs:
Oh, by the way, if you think the Silmarilion is bad, you don't even want to contemplate Unfinished Tales. :frusty:
Naw man, I used to smoke that stuff too much and it doesn't help my mood the next day OR my performance at work.
The hot bath and some early morning sex did the trick :D
Glad you're feeling better chick.
Oh dear
Was looking forward to a nice relaxing night but my neighbour just stumbled in with 17 stitches in his ear(which is still bleeding), a dislocated arm and a sling he can't figure out how to work.
He's in a bit of a state, just came back from the hospital :s
Hit him like you did your boyfriend.
I wanna' know what happens :unsure:
He had a drink on Saturday night and instead of stepping into his bed, he lost his balance and fell on top of the night stand and his radio, which ripped off his ear and dislocated his shoulder.
It looks well nasty
Been trying to make him eat something, but he's sick from all the drugs
sleep is teh best thing - did it help
Reading the Silmarillion is like eating a bowl of all bran without milk. In fact you should tie your boyfiend up and force him to read it for refusing to go for a walk
I read some of it last night. I've been reading the thing for months now right before bed time and I can't remember what it's about... at all :lol:
Even the audio book is incomprehensible. I've re-read the first 20 pages over and over before casting it aside for something more palatable.
Guessing your neighbor won't be drinking for a wee while?
Oh my god that sounds familiar, It took me about 6mths to finish and if i left it more than a day inbetween reading some i'd forget it all and have to go back a chapter. It's got secret memory loss powers - i'd rather use vodka meself :shutup:Quote:
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I think you chaps may be over analyzing.
It's just shite.
I read Silmarillion when I was like 14.
It's not that tricky to grasp, or read :snooty:
You gotta' take it for what it is, is all.
I.e. some sort of throw-back to an archaic way of storytelling, all in a jumble.
Yeah
but it's still shite
But wasn't it his guide to middle earth for him rather than intending to be published as a story book?
His son finished it after he died.
I wish he didn't :lol:
You're right DanB. He never intended for it to be published at all, as he wrote it for his own personal reference.
I have several words to describe the actions of his family after his death, and none are complimentary.
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I finished the thing last night btw.
There's an appendix which is about 100 pages about pronunciation etc...
Obviously it was never meant to be published
Not unless Tolkien had decided to go all George Lucas on you ass.
I'm reinstating this thread, as I am feeling teh rage.
Honestly, other than the police incident, all I've been doing for days is shouting at people, and sorry boys, close your ears/eyes, I've the mirena coil fitted and that shouldn't happen. I told my boss he was a smart ass muppet today. Luckily he's a ginger wuss so it's ok. Honestly tho. Rage is damn good.
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