Printable View
It'll be to his financial detriment, I do believe Busyman has patented that particular monolith of merkin wit.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Careful, he might rhyme manker with wanker next, awing and shocking us all. :dry:
===
Btw, did I read that you've given up drinking for a month - what's all that about?
You do know that a month has at least 4 weekends contained within it.
'Mongtard Mansion' :glag:
Ah, so you rep a community of misogynists.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
you forgot to insult me manker
No I didn't - you just didn't understand when I did :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
insult me properly next time
A tramp ironing? Surely that's a contradiction in terms?Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Just cutting back for a bit before Christmas. Giving my liver, my wallet and my waistline a break. I'm going on a work's do next tuesday...If I can get away with not drinking on a night out with a wine-trading company then indeed my will is great.
exactly
Cockshaft.
Hoi, don't call my Sister a tramp.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
Community Rep, you do know that's supposed to mean that you represent something. Insulting women is it, that's both big and clever.
Cheers big bro...Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulHoi, don't call my Sister a tramp.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
Community Rep, you do know that's supposed to mean that you represent something. Insulting women is it, that's both big and clever.
He's just a kid though, and a bit of a thicky, and I get the feeling he's a bit awkward around women. He's probably just voicing the way he feels about the female members of his family, because they've found out about his little nocturnal "accidents". Poor confused dear.
Transefence you say. That would certainly make sence.
What's the opposite of oedipal.
Something like an Elektra complex? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
EDit: Naw, that's more its counterpart.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOo thats the funniest line everQuote:
Originally Posted by jimbo12345Quote:
Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234
He's too Kool for Skool....or too poor to go.
Enjoy the country you get deported to :)
like i said...certificate arrived, and passed the "stringent" testing system here....
So no more problems. Cheers to the girl that PM'd me to sort this out for me. 25 pounds a bargain.
I hope she aint got crabs tho....natural yoghurt love, yeah?
Are you trying to "subtly" infer that I helped you obtain a fraudulent university certificate?
Perjury for sure.
Haha....not you!
You removed the "cnut" from your post i see...
That is generally the area of said Clap.
Quote:
Originally Posted by jimbo12345
Fine, then I'll un-report your post.
I didn't remove a cnut. I removed a cunt.
I mean, the crab quote was about you. The people who sorted my certificate out sent me the PM poll going around about you.
I said i dont reckon you do...so back off a bit! Have a dig at the guys who started it.
And by the number of replies, i see you are quite popular here.
Christ....get a grip love.
Actually I do, and I'm proud of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by jimbo12345
But thanks for the advice love.
Stunned...to say the least.
Considering your range of language, and the fact you are from Devon, suggested to many that it was unlikely the cobwebs had been swept away from that particular area in a long while. Also, back to the Devon issue, i didnt think you could catch crabs off sheep/other such livestock/poultry/your own family....
i stand corrected
Anyway, which fake British university did you get a certificate for, as a matter of interest :unsure:
well, as your interested, i have a Ba, but i said i had an MBA. They wouldnt accept my Ba, so i needed an MBA asap.
I wont say which uni, as i am studying my MBA online there. But i finish in a few months, so i dont see it as so much a bad thing, just bad logistics for me time-wise, i'm definitely gonna get the MBA.
Why is Devon covered in cobwebs, and why am I responsible for that? Am I some sort of county-covering spider? Does the fact that I do not originate in Devon change my arachnid status? You can't catch crabs off sheep or the other sources you mentioned because crabs live in intertidal and shallow coastal areas, not in fields.Quote:
Originally Posted by jimbo12345
Please re-stand corrected.
pmsl...i refer to the cobwebs covering your sexual organs...i.e they haven't been used in a while.
Crabs is (a very well known) phrase for pubic-lice.
I don't feel i need to stand again, as i was never really wrong was i?
and as part ofthe education process, and for the fact words confuse you so much, here's a picture of a pubic-louse i found on google...can you see why they're called crabs now?
Poor Devon....trying to get rid of their stigma, and you move in!
Natural yoghurt is good for the treatment of thrush rather than pubic lice ... but don't let that put you off posting.Quote:
Originally Posted by jimbo12345
It's nice to have someone literate join up :happy:
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
And, i think you need to know that perjury is the act of lying or making verifiably false statements on a material matter under oath or affirmation under a court of law or in any of various sworn statements in writing.
This is neither a court of law, and, in no way means a statement about you supplying false certification.
This is closer to slander( and thats not an actor on Friends), although slander refers to an oral deffamation of character, and this is clearly a written comment.
So libel, then :dabs:
Ah, natural yoghurt does cure thrush, but natural yoghurt contains natural enzymes and bacterium which will (slowly) kill said pubic-lice.
Other than over the counter remedies, petrol will do a good job. But not a good idea to be near a naked flame during this process, as the burning sensation will be slightly worse than a splash of thrush.
defamation - an abusive attack on a person's character or good name.
She doesnt have a good name. And lacks character some what.
Maybe the lice could sue...they seem to have the worse deal here, and the hgher IQ
I think you just got mixed up :)Quote:
Originally Posted by jimbo12345
The only way yoghurt can kill pubic lice is if it drowns them. Which natural enzymes present in yoghurt can kill a louse? And how does a single bacterium contribute to the death of said louse?Quote:
Originally Posted by jimbo12345
Quote:
Originally Posted by jimbo12345
Do you know, you are spot on sunshine! Everybody here hates me, I'm a bit bland and insipid, and I left school at 15 to become a single mum. I've now got four kids by three different dads and I've got a part time job in a third-rate supermarket. Most of what I own is on hire purchase, and most of my income comes from the state. Stop rubbing your superiority in my face will you. You make me feel bad about myself
CrabGirl is one of my babymommas :happy:
Yeh and you know you owe me. Lil Tyrone needs new shoes honey.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Oh no you didn't.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirlYeh and you know you owe me. Lil Tyrone needs new shoes honey.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Girl, if you've not moved your computer to the kitchen you better high-tail yo fine black ass back in there right now.