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newcastle > canadia.
fact.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

newcastle > canadia.
fact.

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A bag of shite > Canadia.

Fact

therefore newcastle > canadia:snooty:

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

therefore newcastle > canadia:snooty:

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I never said that.

Ha Amazing , LOL , anyways , i cant wait till tommro , I will find out what the teacher does to us for this garbage lol , i saw him today and hez giving me evil looks LMFAO

Why don't you just go up to your teacher's desk and start masterbating. Show that prick who's boss.

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Originally Posted by BeautifulStar

... or what you think i am lesbian... i thought that was sexy?

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Only if you're hot.;)

Lol... I'm laugh so HARD if he comes to me and asks me questions

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Originally Posted by Hairbautt

Why don't you just go up to your teacher's desk and start masterbating. Show that prick who's boss.

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So you think masturbating in public will teach his penis who's in charge.

Might work I suppose.

It could work, you never know, but I don't wanna be there when it happens

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Originally Posted by BeautifulStar

It could work, you never know, but I don't wanna be there when it happens

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So you think he's actually going to do it. :O

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Originally Posted by BeautifulStar

but I don't wanna be there when it happens

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Why? I'd laugh my ass off when he does it. Actually..wait, your right. If he takes half as long as I do, it'd be an akward situation. :ermm:

ewwwlll

roflmao

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Originally Posted by Hairbautt

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Originally Posted by BeautifulStar

but I don't wanna be there when it happens

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Why? I'd laugh my ass off when he does it. Actually..wait, your right. If he takes half as long as I do, it'd be an akward situation. :ermm:

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try baby oil it might help speed the process. :naughty: wait u are only 13, u should not be doing that until 16. men kids these days.

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Originally Posted by amopeo

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Originally Posted by Hairbautt

Why? I'd laugh my ass off when he does it. Actually..wait, your right. If he takes half as long as I do, it'd be an akward situation. :ermm:

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try baby oil it might help speed the process. :naughty:

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As you grow older you will learn that slowing the process is more important than speeding it up.

That however relates to when you actually involve a woman in the procedure. As opposed to cracking one off.

lol, jp said "cracking one off":blushing:

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

lol, jp said "cracking one off":blushing:

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So what are you young fellas calling your masturbatorial interludes these days.

With his age it's probably brittle enough to do exactly that.

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

With his age it's probably brittle enough to do exactly that.

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Trust me young bean, it's more likely to be flexible than brittle these days.

Can't talk...giggling at brittle peens.

Do you have a collection like.

Nope. You're the first!

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Nope. You're the first!

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I told you, mine is more likely to be of the rubber hose than pool cue variety.

I've seen brittle rubber hoses.

http://www.cdxetextbook.com/engines/...cool_04_2G.jpg

No mate, you've seen petrified rubber hoses.

I'd be scared too if I had a brittle peen.

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

I'd be scared too if I had a brittle peen.

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The trick is to rub it with oil on a regular basis. This prevents the petrification process from taking place.

get a life.

etc.

I'd like to, but Chebus' burd want's to talk about her penis for some reason.

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

I'd be scared too if I had a brittle peen.

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The trick is to rub it with oil on a regular basis. This prevents the putrification process from taking place.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

The trick is to rub it with oil on a regular basis. This prevents the putrification process from taking place.

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That's a matter of taste tho'.

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I'd like to, but Chebus' burd want's to talk about her penis for some reason.

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I was talking about your penis, mostly. And hypothetical penii, of the purportedly brittle kind.

IF I had a penis. It would be enormous, and in no way brittle. :unsure:

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Cheese has a big cawk, but can't get an erection

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Originally Posted by JPaul

I wish I had a penis as big as Cheese's, and a hawt lass on which to use it.

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Fixed.

:whistling

:lol: :earl:

Any lass I have ever known has more gone for the "in", rather than "on" option.

However so long as you are both happy, fill yer boots.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

:lol: :earl:

However so long as you are both happy, fill yer boots.

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Me boots? God GOD no! They cost me £80. :cry:

I just say "jackin".

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

With his age it's probably brittle enough to do exactly that.

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:dry: Bitch.

Edit: Woah, wow didn't know theres a 3rd page.

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and a hawt lass on which to use it.

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so does he.

burnz

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