What's sex like?

http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/

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Step 1: Get a melon and scoop out a hole

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... then step 3:

http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/ill.../m_melon_3.gif

Why am I not surprised that someone on this board has a handy link to homemade sex toys.

:shuriken:

No point telling him, not much chance he ever will find out ;)

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Originally Posted by thewizeard

No point telling him, not much chance he ever will find out ;)

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Of course he will... just takes some ppl longer than others.:dry:

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Originally Posted by JordoR

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Originally Posted by thewizeard

No point telling him, not much chance he ever will find out ;)

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Of course he will... just takes some ppl longer than others.:dry:

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A little too close to home, eh champ? Don't worry, we're all rooting for you.

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Originally Posted by colt45joe

http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/

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Step 1: Get a melon and scoop out a hole

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... then step 3:

http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/ill.../m_melon_3.gif

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Bookmarked :D

I quote: Like warm apple pie

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Originally Posted by Cheese

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Originally Posted by JordoR

Of course he will... just takes some ppl longer than others.:dry:

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A little too close to home, eh champ? Don't worry, we're all rooting for you.

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No its not close to home at all actually. I lost mine awhile ago.:cool:

It is a lot like selling a car ...


apparently :dabs:

http://www.telltalestories.com/tache...iss%20tony.jpg

Hoi, Les

Peabody said that was me.

It is.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Hoi, Les

Peabody said that was me.

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:lol:

Scary thought :ph34r:

Sex is like making love to a beautiful woman.

Does it count if it's with a same-sex partner:dabs:

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Originally Posted by Seedler

Does it count if it's with a same-person partner:dabs:

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Sorted

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Originally Posted by Seedler

Does it count if it's with a same-sex partner:dabs:

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Yes that feels exactly the same.

Other than the fact that boys and girls have different bits.

Obviously.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by Seedler

Does it count if it's with a same-sex partner:dabs:

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Yes that feels exactly the same.

Other than the fact that boys and girls have different bits.

Obviously.

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Apparently.

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Originally Posted by Seedler

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Yes that feels exactly the same.

Other than the fact that boys and girls have different bits.

Obviously.

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Apparently.

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Oh, sorry, I thought you would have known that.

It's not apparently, it really is true.

vaginal or anal?

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Originally Posted by ravagedone

vaginal or anal?

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seedless hasn't got a vagina, so I guess he means anal :unsure:

dunno its strange my dick starts leaking white stuff but it feels good when it does

whats it like?..............................



well before you get married its often,after you get married its like building a snowman in the desert(no matter how hard you try it just doesnt happen) ,cue someone saying 'you must have married the wrong woman'............as if i didnt already know(and if she reads this then im getting done tonight(and i dont mean sexually :)

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Originally Posted by wilkie2

whats it like?..............................



well before you get married its often,after you get married its like building a snowman in the desert(no matter how hard you try it just doesnt happen) ,cue someone saying 'you must have married the wrong woman'............as if i didnt already know(and if she reads this then im getting done tonight(and i dont mean sexually :)

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As a married man I see where your coming from(or not).
It does seem to tail off a bit once they've got that ring on the finger.
Still there's always porn. :D

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Originally Posted by Gripper

It does seem to tail off a bit once they've got that finger in the ring.

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I've always found the reverse to be true. :dabs:

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Originally Posted by Gripper

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Originally Posted by wilkie2

whats it like?..............................



well before you get married its often,after you get married its like building a snowman in the desert(no matter how hard you try it just doesnt happen) ,cue someone saying 'you must have married the wrong woman'............as if i didnt already know(and if she reads this then im getting done tonight(and i dont mean sexually :)

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As a married man I see where your coming from(or not).
It does seem to tail off a bit once they've got that ring on the finger.
Still there's always porn. :D

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Of course

these people dont understand why porn was first made

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Originally Posted by ravagedone

vaginal or anal?

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seedless hasn't got a vagina, so I guess he means anal :unsure:

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Says who:dabs:

I have everything.

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What's sex like?

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sieben, but 1 lower.

Jonno :cool: