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I think you should be happy to have made it to your, um...fourth decade.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Seriously.
To anyone turning thirty accrues an added measure of respect merely for having attained that milestone.
It is actually the last digit that is granted freely; when you turn forty you'll find you have to earn any further respect.
Ain't that right, 'Les? :dabs:
Think it's a bloke list, but still.Quote:
50 things to do before you're 30
1. Have a really stupid accident which necessitates a hospital visit
2. Shoot something
3. Take a weekend break more than 1000 miles from home
4. Boot Linux on your home PC
5. Get lost in a country where you don't speak the language
6. Spend more than your monthly income on a pocket sized gadget
7. Post bail for a friend
8. Break a really large plate glass window
9. Make a parachute jump on a hangover
10. Use a whole roll of gaffa tape in one day
11. Make a pointless modification to your house
12. Neck a pint of peppermint oil
13. Pull a shemale by mistake (but realise in time...)
14. Buy a samurai sword
15. Delay paying a bill until the summons arrives
16. Destroy a speed camera
17. Refill an inkjet cartridge
18. Say something obscene on national television
19. Do a J turn in order to beat somebody to a parking space
20. Break a sledgehammer
21. Make a bomb
22. Smash a CRT
23. Require medical treatment as a consequence of kinky sex gone wrong
24. Tip a waiter with something other than money
25. Light a fire with petrol
26. Kidnap someone
27. Park inside a motorway service station
28. Own a convertible.
29. Live abroad.
30. Drive at more than 140mph.
31. Get something for free through a masterpiece of complaining
32. Give yourself a mains electric shock.
33. Completely dismantle an object larger than yourself
34. Write off a car
35. Fall asleep and get really hilarious sunburn
36. Get drunk on Absinthe
37. Stay up all night listening to a girl have an emotional crisis
38. Lick the terminals of a 9 volt battery
39. Take part in motorsport
40. Stay at the office for more than 24 hours
41. Set off a fire extinguisher
42. Drive at least 600 miles in a day on two lane roads
43. Hotwire a car
44. Watch all the Monty Python films In one sitting
45. Shag an ex by mistake
46. Dial 999
47. Commit a faux pas which means that a friend will never speak to you again
48. Make a bet you couldn't afford to lose
49. Read a 500 page book in one sitting
50. Escape a perfectly justified parking ticket.
28/50. :happy:
thats the one i was copying from. :o
You are 29 right? I mean first things first.
Peace bd
Yups, n I haven't gone long to go before I go back to being 24 again. :happy:
I look about 22-24...That's the best I can do. I'm getting old. :glag:
Peace bd
I don't look old, but I make a bloody good one man band.
click, crack, click, oow.
You have creaky parts too? Now,when I do the robot...it sounds rusty.
Peace bd
50 things to do before you're 30
1. Have a really stupid accident which necessitates a hospital visit/:yup:
2. Shoot something/:yup:
3. Take a weekend break more than 1000 miles from home:noes:
4. Boot Linux on your home PC:noes:
5. Get lost in a country where you don't speak the language/:yup:
6. Spend more than your monthly income on a pocket sized gadget:noes:
7. Post bail for a friend:noes:
8. Break a really large plate glass window/:yup:
9. Make a parachute jump on a hangover/:yup:
10. Use a whole roll of gaffa tape in one day/:yup:
11. Make a pointless modification to your house:noes:
12. Neck a pint of peppermint oil:noes:
13. Pull a shemale by mistake (but realise in time...):pinch:
14. Buy a samurai sword/:yup:
15. Delay paying a bill until the summons arrives/:yup:
16. Destroy a speed camera:noes:
17. Refill an inkjet cartridge:noes:
18. Say something obscene on national television:noes:
19. Do a J turn in order to beat somebody to a parking space:noes:
20. Break a sledgehammer:yup:
21. Make a bomb/:yup:
22. Smash a CRT:yup:
23. Require medical treatment as a consequence of kinky sex gone wrong:pinch:
24. Tip a waiter with something other than money:noes:
25. Light a fire with petrol/:01:
26. Kidnap someone/:whistling
27. Park inside a motorway service station:noes:
28. Own a convertible.:noes:
29. Live abroad./:yup:
30. Drive at more than 140mph.:yup: Passenger
31. Get something for free through a masterpiece of complaining:noes:
32. Give yourself a mains electric shock./:w00t:
33. Completely dismantle an object larger than yourself:noes:
34. Write off a car:noes:
35. Fall asleep and get really hilarious sunburn/:angry:
36. Get drunk on Absinthe:noes:
37. Stay up all night listening to a girl have an emotional crisis:noes:
38. Lick the terminals of a 9 volt battery/:w00t:
39. Take part in motorsport:noes:
40. Stay at the office for more than 24 hours:noes:
41. Set off a fire extinguisher/:01:
42. Drive at least 600 miles in a day on two lane roads:noes:
43. Hotwire a car/:whistling
44. Watch all the Monty Python films In one sitting:noes:
45. Shag an ex by mistake:noes:
46. Dial 999:yup:
47. Commit a faux pas which means that a friend will never speak to you again:pinch:
48. Make a bet you couldn't afford to lose:frusty:
49. Read a 500 page book in one sitting:yup:
50. Escape a perfectly justified parking ticket.:noes:
number 13 is very unlucky.
i think number 35 is the best though.
I have about 10 years to finnish the job :happy:Quote:
50 things to do before you're 30
1.Have a really stupid accident which necessitates a hospital visitat least 3 times
2.Shoot something..die damn ducks!
3. Take a weekend break more than 1000 miles from home ..I wish
4.Boot Linux on your home PCk next..
5.Get lost in a country where you don't speak the languageI hate NL since
6.Spend more than your monthly income on a pocket sized gadget
7. Post bail for a friend ..no bail in my contry..
8.Break a really large plate glass windowwasn't me!
9. Make a parachute jump on a hangover
10.Use a whole roll of gaffa tape in one day
11.Make a pointless modification to your house
12. Neck a pint of peppermint oil
13. Pull a shemale by mistake (but realise in time...)
14.Buy a samurai swordheh who doesn't
15. Delay paying a bill until the summons arrives
16. Destroy a speed camera
17. Refill an inkjet cartridge
18. Say something obscene on national television .. will do
19.Do a J turn in order to beat somebody to a parking space
20. Break a sledgehammer
21. Make a bomb
22.Smash a CRT
23. Require medical treatment as a consequence of kinky sex gone wrong :puke:
24. Tip a waiter with something other than money
25.Light a fire with petrol
26. Kidnap someone
27.Park inside a motorway service station
28. Own a convertible.
29. Live abroad.
30. Drive at more than 140mph.
31.Get something for free through a masterpiece of complaining
32. Give yourself a mains electric shock.
33.Completely dismantle an object larger than yourself..my car
34.Write off a car
35. Fall asleep and get really hilarious sunburn
36.Get drunk on Absinthe
37.Stay up all night listening to a girl have an emotional crisis
38.Lick the terminals of a 9 volt battery
39. Take part in motorsport
40.Stay at the office for more than 24 hours
41.Set off a fire extinguisherhehehe
42. Drive at least 600 miles in a day on two lane roads
43. Hotwire a car
44.Watch all the Monty Python films In one sitting
45.Shag an ex by mistakeshag an ex is always a mistake
46. Dial 999
47.Commit a faux pas which means that a friend will never speak to you again
48.Make a bet you couldn't afford to lose
49.Read a 500 page book in one sitting...about 500.c'mon.
50.Escape a perfectly justified parking ticket.
Some I'm a bit unsure of, tho', due to this, that and inebriation :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by missie
I'm about 4 ahead of you SnnY, unfortunately I am also substantially older than 30 so it doesn't really count.
I'm counting an overnighter as a weekend btw, as it's well in the spirit of the thing and I've done it more than once.
:ermm:
I have only done 13 of them and most are the unfun ones like 1, 32 (lots of times) 35 and 37.
A life lived in the fast lane :cry:
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Originally Posted by missie
Are those the one's you've done, or haven't done.
You're a witch accountant.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
That's got to go for something.
Fair pointQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP FugleyYou're a witch accountant.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
That's got to go for something.
They just didn't ask the right questions :whistling
You could be the guy to invent triple entry book-keeping.
That would ensure the name Big Les lived on.
Tried that in the exams but they were singularly unimpressed - although it effectively cleared the suspense account.....I felt.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
There have got to be at most two people here who understands that. Including you and manker.