She's not half the cunt you are, however.
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She's not half the cunt you are, however.
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We have a German woman here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
Even worse is the fact that they only have that one woman.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
The other women call her "brushpile".
Us guys thinks it's 'cuz she's gay.
BTW-
Does the French woman shave at all (at all).
Fuck it then - I ain't goin'. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Can't believe I didn't get any wind from the thread title :ermm:
What's that about
You want someone to fart on you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hairbautt
What's that aboot?
:ermm:
It's a fetish, thanks.
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Originally Posted by Hairbautt
It's what you are use to...I don't believe you like it.
Do you?
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Negative.
So...you don't like being shit on? :dabs:
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It would be this one..and that crap about "And the best Tourists in the World" is indeed crap, totally off topic and used as a smoke screen...Quote:
Originally Posted by Hairbautt
Although I live in the Netherlands, this is only due to convenience and the warrant on my address..I am English to in the core and even born on April 22, only to prepare the way for St. George..!
I see a dragon sticking it's neck out.. :dry:
They didn't believe you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hairbautt
Now, if you'd been referring to Americans...
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Busyman. Come to Plymouth. You can see where your Great Nation started.
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Plymouth, Devon - the only city the Luftwaffe actually improved by bombing it!!
Edit: Why the *uck didn't the quote work?? hahaha
i would say the americans are the best dressed, but the most demanding.
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Originally Posted by soopamanPlymouth, Devon - the only city the Luftwaffe actually improved by bombing it!!Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
just because...
Edit: Why the *uck didn't the quote work?? hahaha
To be fair, Englands reputation abroad can probably be blamed on the working/dole class vacations. Places like Costa del Hell, Forteventura and other pots of piss like that.
Go there, you'll find a lobster red version of your general council estate scum, drinking San Miguel with little umbrellas in, eating "all day breakfasts" at that well known provider of english repast, Ali's Kebab bar.
With such a high concentration of worthless scum, kinda like prison, it fails to rehabilitate the flem and insteads stimulates them to trash bars, wear out-of-date football shirts and hang flags from there bedsit balconies. Asking for tips means there offspring can not eat. Shouting? That's how the locals understand things. If in doubt, shout.
Don't blame us, blame EasyJet for providing these eurchins with means to travel cheaply. I say send the fuckers back to Blackpool, and the upper-scum class, Torquay.
Nowt like a bit of badly written snobbery, eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by jimbo12345
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Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Not snobbery, i worked my way through the elements of shite to get to my position. Its very easy for me to throw stones from higher up the mountain of life, and i will. To educate.
Note, i did say English, not including the real villans in this, the Scottish. Dirty alcoholic, sock-in-mouth scag-heads. Give them independence, watch Glasgow become the next war zone in the fight of terror. Won't be our problem then.
Obvious photoshop.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoNowt like a bit of badly written snobbery, eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by jimbo12345
Anyone who uses the word "repast" properly also knows which version of "there / their" to use. It's that simple. They also either use a capital "E" for England, or they don't. You can't really be semi-semi-literate.
Skoolboy errors.
don't come back, please?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jagarga
Don't wake me up again, with your pointless bumpage.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
You total cant! :O
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:lol:
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Originally Posted by Hairbautt
:mellow:
http://www.kdwebserver.co.uk/~celeb/...with%20hat.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Colt SeeversDon't wake me up again, with your pointless bumpage.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
You total cant! :O
who's that bald cunt? :ermm:
YupQuote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
:lol:
Well somebody over 40 was bound to....:lol:
There was a dreadful inevitability about it.
You know, the whole concept of tipping is fucking stupid.
Like, guess what? The price isn't what it says it is, give some extra money to the 'tard who was doing what he's already paid to do (and probably the bare minimum at that), or else he'll think you're cheap, and will possibly try to get you back if he's called on to do something for you again (at least if he's a merkin).
Why don't they just raise their prices then, and give 15% directly to whoever the fuck is doing the deliveries or whatever? But no, that'd make it too expensive and the customer would go somewhere else. Only they'd be expected to tip there. Fucking morons.
No one does it here, and no one really expects it, except from greedy hoteliers, then, apparently. I'd laugh in their stupid faces if they did.
For hotel workers, I totally agree. They are supposed to clean my room, take my bags, etc. In many cases I them to give me a cart and I take them myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
For waiters, I totally disagree. I like being able to pay less if service is bad. If prices were rasied then I'd have no control over what I pay besides just not going to the establishment.
I also can tip higher if service was above and beyond the call of duty. I've had waiters give me free food and/or drinks simply cuz I didn't like what I had or it wasn't what I ordered. They could've taken it away. I like tipping folks like that.
The problem is that workers and paying customers think of tip as mandatory.
For instance, I tell restaurants to fuck off if they charge a tip automatically (if I had bad service) or charge 18% in cases of 6 people or more. Guess what? If it's 6 six people or more then they get more tip anyway due to the bill being higher.:dry:
There's no fucking way I'm giving a tip to a shitty waiter.:angry:
I sort of see your point there.
If it wasn't seen as mandatory (as you say), and not really expected of you, it would be better.
As a positive one-time reinforcement, at lyke a restaurant, it might not be so bad. I dunno how well it works if you are a regular somewhere and they know you, though. Then again, maybe if people complained a hell of a lot more if the service was crap, someone not yelling for the manager might be its own reward :sly:
"Mandatory" tipping is bullshit.
I always tip pretty standard at restaurants I guess, unless the service was really the pits. At least a waiter/waitress will say "Hello", "How are you", "Our specials today are...", etc. and at least pretend to give a shit.
What really gets me is the tipping in bars. Pick up a bottle, pop the top, set it on the bar, tell me the total is $3 and then expect a tip!!?? Fuck all that. The other thing that really grinds my gears is when you order a drink/beer and they don't tell you about the obvious specials. Then you end up buying a $4 Miller when it's 25 cent Budweiser night. :dry:
And God-forbid you don't tip accordingly, or you'll die thirsty. The best way is to open a tab, and tip appropriately when you leave. :snooty:
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I never got tipped when I worked behind the bar or serving food except for when we had 'merkin tourists in. Then we'd fight amongst ourselves to serve them because we knew we'd be in for a tip.
I'v traveled quite a bit when I was younger , all over the world and found both the Brits and Yanks some of the nicest people I'v met . Depended if I was looking for a taxi , hooker , good fish and chips twice or brown heroin . :happy:
Great clip!:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skizo
It's on the money.
You are right about tipping for drinks. That's their fucking job....to serve me drinks.
Good idea about always having a tab.
One thing I will not do
I NEVER TIP ON A CREDIT CARD UNLESS I REALLY HAVE NO CASH!
Fuck if i'ma tip and then the gubment taxes it.:dry:
I tip my barber.