Hoi, wench

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

pfts.

You can't cook, you can't roll, you can't hack a drink, talk like a nut after a smidgen of whizz, you can't do all that much really. Take it to msn ffs, you big gheylord. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../gheyfight.gif

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lies, lies, lies and yet more lies:no:

racist:dry:

you're ugliest smell worse a cawk & cant cook, roll a spliff or handle a drink :tease:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

pfts.

You can't cook, you can't roll, you can't hack a drink, talk like a nut after a smidgen of whizz, you can't do all that much really. Take it to msn ffs, you big gheylord. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../gheyfight.gif

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:glag: :glag: :glag:

I wish I had a giant :glag: because I'd use it right now. Missy, never cook for the ungrateful sod again!

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Originally Posted by Alien5

you're ugliest smell worse a cawk & cant cook, roll a spliff or handle a drink :tease:

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yet I have a burd, oh teh ironing.

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Missy, never cook for the ungrateful sod again!

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Don't worry, I take the greatest pleasure in sneaking chopped mushrooms into his food. :happy:

unlucky :)

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

pfts.

You can't cook, you can't roll, you can't hack a drink, talk like a nut after a smidgen of whizz, you can't do all that much really. Take it to msn ffs, you big gheylord. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../gheyfight.gif

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:glag: :glag: :glag:

I wish I had a giant :glag: because I'd use it right now. Missy, never cook for the ungrateful sod again!

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it's all lies, lies I tell you:fist:

and don't get me started on teh wench not being to hold her drink, you didn't see her try to force me to lick dorito crumbs off her fingers in the middle of a busy street in blackpool (at about 11am):no:

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

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Originally Posted by Alien5

you're ugliest smell worse a cawk & cant cook, roll a spliff or handle a drink :tease:

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yet I have a burd, oh teh ironing.

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Which you don't know how to do, I'm guessing.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

yet I have a burd, oh teh ironing.

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:O

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

you didn't see her try to force me to lick dorito crumbs off her fingers in the middle of a busy street in blackpool (at about 11am):no:

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Sea breeze ftw. :snooty:
And I was being nice. Cheesy doritos crumbs rule.

:lol:

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

Q. Why is Allen single?

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A. Becuase he's ugly and he smells bad...and is a cawk.

did I get it right? I bet I got it right:smilie4:

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You forgot one thing.

everyone in here is a cunt?

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Originally Posted by Snee

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

yet I have a burd, oh teh ironing.

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Which you don't know how to do, I'm guessing.

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:lol:
yet more ironing, ftw

Real people don't iron.


Wash, shake, wear. :happy:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

Real people don't iron.


Wash, shake, wear. :happy:

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Did you miss something or do you like it wet.:rolleyes:

:lol:


-bd