The Greek version of Lassie was called Kerberos.
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The Greek version of Lassie was called Kerberos.
Fish are a type of flying potato.
Most swedes are in fact turnips.
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Originally Posted by Cheese
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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
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That means Nigel would have to move in with my mum
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Skweeky clearly understands that these facts are made up.
No Russian woman has ever won a bet
There are no russian women. They just pretend.
I'm a Russian woman
The first traffic signal was "No Unicycles"
True, there's one of those at the end of my street, installed there on request from JP
The first 300 people on the Moon were underwhelmed by the experience.
65% of all lounge posts are based on a true story.
On average most people from Canadia are more intelligent than a Walnut.
Obama is a messed-up, late liberal version of the biblical name Osama.
Fact. (orly? ya rly. srsly? ya srsly. no wai!!)
20% of all threads in a given forum should be about signatures.
It's a law.
The first deodorant was used by the Messapotamians in 5000 BC and was composed of crushed beetles and camel manure.
Paul Potts is manker.
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Originally Posted by CrabGirl:dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
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She was French...and still to this very day, she carries a torch for my people.
-bd
Semen has the same nutritional value as strawberry flavored yogurt depending on its viscosity.
i've only ever lied once. Just then.
or
Jimbo12345 = the cunnilingus champion of the world.
A cup of tea will warm up if you fart on it for 2 years.
Virgin's sweat tastes of almonds
The last English manager to win the the 1st Division/Premiership was Lord Argyle Fondleberry who managed Caldwell Corinthians to the title in 1872.
Garden gnomes were invented when new laws came into effect banning naked cherub statues.
Hole-punchers are illegal in two American states. Texas and Utah.
73% of the welsh sheep population have never had sex- with another sheep.
-bd
Linkin Parks new album rawks!
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53% of facts are cabbage.
Fact.
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The Cornish word for France is Flange. French people are known as Flangemen by the Cornish.
Jesus had a brother named Bob.
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The forum isn't acting like a fag.
Double post. ftw.
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Tipp-ex and grapefruit juice can form a highly corrosive acid if mixed in the right quantities.
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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
She liked Paris. Bob was a simple man.
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Ireland is actually a gigantic raft made of polystyrene, and has to be anchored down to stop it floating away.
Ian Paisley is a Cardinal
not many people know that.
Internet forums are the CIA and FBI's way of catching people such as filesharers by studying the numbers they post in dingleberry counting threads.
Actually, it's made out of Irish potatoes.
-bd
The first ever recorded use of toilet paper was a hairy lemming used by King James.