the bet way to pass a piss test is to drink a lot of water
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the bet way to pass a piss test is to drink a lot of water
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How does drinking a lot of water work.
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Originally Posted by Sextent
Not very well...
-bd
it makes your piss 99.9% water.
If you haven't taken any drugs.
Sure.
-bd
http://www.wikihow.com/Pass-a-Drug-Test
number 3.
or 7.
http://www.wikihow.com/Pass-a-Drug-Test
For heavy marijuana smokers the only fool-proof solution is to substitute by using a clean friend or synthetic urine. All of the detox drinks and Tylenol in the world cannot change the THC that is stored in your fat cells. However there are drinks that can hold off from your body releasing the THC.
-bd
but would you rly drink your mates wee? :pinch:
If I was really thirsty... or she wanted me to.
She's hawt.
-bd :yup:
can we drink your mates wee? :smilie4:
/pics btw ftw
Bearing in mind that you will also have artificially low creatinine levels, will overload your kidneys and are not actually removing any THC (hopefully that's what we're talking about here)from your body, just diluting your pish. Which of course will look very clear.
I would suspect that clear pish would almost certainly result in a creatinine check being done. If that's low they will suspect you are trying to fake the test. There are ways to increase the level to avoid this.
EDIT - Drinking lots of water, not BD's mate's pish
Could try not taking drugs for a while, like.
Go for it, mate. We're behind you.
I should find out in the next week or so if I'm going to need to, like.
Court case due then.
I'm sure there probably is at least one court case due then, yeah.
I haven't got one, like.
A new job, Bo?
-bd
Peabody
Where you come from doesn't that officially make you a gay man.
I suppose any job...would be new to Bo.
/fixed
-bd
hopefullyQuote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
no, you big silly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
What if you add it to having almost 20,000 posts on an internets forum
Shirley it would apply the same in glasgow?
Ewe've got like 30,000 posts, you big gheyer. :ghey:
By Glasgow rules over 40% of the male population is gay. I am up there in the top 5% of gayness.
the guy wot sits next to me at work is from Glasgow, tall skinny guy, shaven head with ginger hair starting to grow back - his reply to everything is "your mum" :mellow:
Nope, you can't make me do it.
Anyway, what do you call him.
O Jock
O Ginge
O Stretch
O Baldy
O Skinny
O Your mum guy.
we call him Chris :mellow:
or n00b :smilie4:
Not big, skinny, bald Chris from Glasgow.
no no, just chris (or n00b) :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
h'actually he'll sometimes call us future aids victims, so then we'll call him something equally clever such as "gay" or "nob" :smilie4:
You don't have to be mad to work there, but it helps, lol.
'quite. :smilie4:
time for beddy byes, half five start tomorrow :yawn:
laterz, Nazis :smilie4:
Cheers, homophobe.
Sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bight.
:dabs: Bummer bd. I hope you find something.
A friend of mine takes those pills about an hour before a test and always passes.Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
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Originally Posted by AussieSheila
How have you been, dear? I haven't heard from you in ages!
I've missed you.
-bd :happy:
I have a friend who has a "spent" conviction from the uk that lives in florida. If he were to go back to the UK he could put no convictions on a job application. He cant do that here as the UK rehabilitations act does not apply.
The irony is that he wouldn't have been charged here to start with as his actions were well within "self defense" guidelines (he hit back)
Try being honest with them from the start and stating it on your initial application or interview next time.
He doesn't actually use any drugs though, does he?Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™A friend of mine takes those pills about an hour before a test and always passes.Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie