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Originally Posted by Alien5
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Originally Posted by Alien5
I don't think it does say so in the advert - I think the advert states that Oust is different from other air-fresheners because it neutralises the odour, rather than masking it.
Whoa! I bet it stank down there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™Hell man, they came down there right after my knee was surgered.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I was down there hemmed up and had a Superbowl party ffs.:happy:
Considering you were laid up after being surgered <sic>, I imagine that your missus did the clean-up job before your mates popped over.
Either that or you sent out for some Oust and did a few courtesy sprays before the lads arrived :unsure:
what manker said.
EDIT: The post before the post above :mellow:
Exactly, I never said it's not an airfreshener.
But I use it and it does actually work.
Usually when you use air fresheners you get this odd smell that still kinda contains the bad smell. The Oust stuff actually does take it away.
I never said it doesn't contain chemicals, it doesn't say that in the ad either.
Etheric oil is quite effective as well
I find that Oust is Shoust and is no different than any other air freshener.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Oh and that air freshener neutalizerwhateverthefuck is called Calgon. It totally gets rid of shit smell and it is really a fucking.....body mist.:blink:
I'm looking at it right now and had no idea it was body mist. WTF?!
It's usually like that...
People here in Scotland have spent ages trying to find a decent midgie repellant.
Avon accidentaly invented it with their 'skin so soft' range, which is actually moisturiser.
Not a midgie in sight if you put that stuff on
http://www.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/321341.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
One spray of this little bottle and no smell. It's Hawaiian Ginger.
ghey:ermm:
Midgie? Is that a mosquito? I agree. Everyone I know uses Skin So Soft or has the Off! skin wipes.
I've been thinking about getting one of those mosquito killer doohickies.
I think it emit CO2 to attract them then sucks them in. I saw one in action and it was chock full off "midgies".
The damn things are quite expensive though.
No, midgies are smaller than mosquitos, they don't make any noise either.
IMO their bites are worse than mosquito bites as they often stay on the body for weeks :fear:
They're hard to see with the naked eye because they are so small, but you usually find they operate in swarms.
They're horrible little creatures and typically Scottish
A bit like JP :lol:
they probebly die from all that oust you've been spraying :crazy:
Midgies don't come inside the house funnily enough.
They prey on camp sites
exactly
You must have the world's shortest toilet if you're saying your cawk touches the water.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™
:mellow:
/me will send you a bottle full of midgies
I thought he was saying that he shits into a cereal bowl which is half filled with water.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoYou must have the world's shortest toilet if you're saying your cawk touches the water.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™
It was the only explanation that made sense to me.
Who puts water on their cereal tho':blink:
Fair few people soften oats with water, instead of milk, if they're counting calories.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Mulder told me.
pooves.
No idjit. If you sit on the toilet teh tip of the cawk will either touch the inside of the bowl (the inside curve part) or it curves a little less and is one of the shorter bowls, it can touch the water.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoYou must have the world's shortest toilet if you're saying your cawk touches the water.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™
I wedge tissue as a buffer.:snooty: I don't wanna hold my cawk. I'm reading teh paper, stupid.
I fucking shudder anytime the tip of my cawk touches the water or bowl.
It makes me wanna take a vaccine, a regimen of antibiotics, and douse my cawk in hydrogen peroxide, alcohol, bleach, ammonia, witch hazel then light a match.
Weird...
Do you not hold your penis with your hands when you're taking a piss?
Which do you think contains more germs? your hands or the toilet bowl?
Busymans cawk contains more germs than the toilet bowl
We're talking about shitting. Please stay on topic or I'll have to report you, fucknuckle.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
:o
How rude
Yeah but you know what I really hate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™No idjit. If you sit on the toilet teh tip of the cawk will either touch the inside of the bowl (the inside curve part) or it curves a little less and is one of the shorter bowls, it can touch the water.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
I really hate when I'm out jogging and my cawk comes lose from its harness and it trips me up. No - worse than that - I really hate when I'm with a woman and she looks at my cawk and she's like; 'Whoa, that's too big to fit inside me' and I'm all like; 'It'll be fine with lube'.
But, like, it never is and I'm still a virgin.
So true, so true.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerYeah but you know what I really hate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™
I really hate when I'm out jogging and my cawk comes lose from its harness and it trips me up. No - worse than that - I really hate when I'm with a woman and she looks at my cawk and she's like; 'Whoa, that's too big to fit inside me' and I'm all like; 'It'll be fine with lube'.
But, like, it never is and I'm still a virgin.
Et tu, Busy? :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™So true, so true.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
It's like we're forever destined to be blokes that have never had sex but like to write about how big their cawk is on the interweb.
Eh? I never write about how big my cawk is?:blink: I getz much pooosy too.:snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerEt tu, Busy? :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™
It's like we're forever destined to be blokes that have never had sex but like to write about how big their cawk is on the interweb.
What made you go off on that tangent?
It was funny though.:lol:
Ya know I really hate when I run over the neighbor's cat, shoot their son, and then they get all pissed and wanna call the police. They are such ungrateful basterts. I mean I know they had life insurance on their son.....so maybe it was the cat they were pissed about?:idunno: