If you will rid us of Alanis Morrisette and Alex Trebec I will personally send you all the Black Jack you can handle. :P
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If you will rid us of Alanis Morrisette and Alex Trebec I will personally send you all the Black Jack you can handle. :P
Alex Trebec - no problem!
Alanis Morrisette -
NO!
You got her, she's yours now lol
(skanky, nasty... yuck)
Sorry.
All or nothing.
Only officially! I personally have no Idea what a kilometre(the proper french spelling) looks like and buying gas is so confusing I have nightmares about it.Quote:
Originally posted by balamm+29 June 2003 - 07:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (balamm @ 29 June 2003 - 07:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-clocker@29 June 2003 - 13:08
Also, you guys use the metric system. :o
Speaking of gas and weapons of minimal destruction, I've just pulled a freezer out of storage after 5 years and am about to unleash the nastiest, most noxious substances from within if my demands for cheap bourbon are not met immediately!
ViVa libre le Colombienne du Brittanique!!
(or somethng like that)[/b][/quote]
First, you must decide:
Bourbon, or Jack Daniels? Jack is sour mash, not bourbon; however, your preference (no matter which) is fine with me, as I like Jack or bourbon (Wild Turkey is fine).
As to the problem of frozen precipitate-whether loose snow or packed into "balls", the problem is already being addressed, in the usual under-handed and sneaky ways by the U.S.: Global warming!
Yes, much as our country will become "North Mexico" in a few years, so will Canada (North North Mexico) become a tropical snow-free paradise. Our next step: Hairless Grizzlies and Moose.
These plans can be expedited in the event you forego all things FRENCH.
You forgot Celine Dion and Bryan Adams.Quote:
Originally posted by clocker@29 June 2003 - 07:41
If you will rid us of Alanis Morrisette and Alex Trebec I will personally send you all the Black Jack you can handle. :P
I like Bryan Adams and Alanis Morisette...but then again, I also like haggis......... :P
Oats and Barley cooked in a sheeps stomach?
Not if you get the veggie variant. And I am reliably informed by many meat-eaters that the veggie variant is nicer too. :)
Oddly enough, both versions are illegal in Texas.
You are under arrest!
Texas legislation applies in Scotland?Quote:
Originally posted by clocker@30 June 2003 - 01:35
Oddly enough, both versions are illegal in Texas.
You are under arrest!
Does that mean I can marry my cousin???
No Lamsey, you're confusing Texas with West Virginia and Kentucky. http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/laugh.gifQuote:
Originally posted by Lamsey@29 June 2003 - 20:11
Texas legislation applies in Scotland?
Does that mean I can marry my cousin???
In Texas you can marry your horse though! :P
And Peter Jennings and Paul Schaeffer!Quote:
You forgot Celine Dion and Bryan Adams.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by balamm@29 June 2003 - 06:53
Could we get on with this invasion of Canada then so I can get some reasonably priced Jack Daniels!
Note there was a debate here on the west coast some years ago and a resolution that we all march down to the Peace Arch in Blaine with our 410/22 over unders and fire a few shots over the border guards heads, then wait for the tanks to roll up before surrendering enmass and allowing ya'll in to liberate us from the overbearing dominance of the the centrall and eastern provinces.
In typically Canadian fashion though, it was decided to wait for a week and see what happened.
I believe that was 15 years ago now?
God this country is is so boring sometimes.
Oops! must run, CBC is re-airing a Tommy Hunter and Anne Murray singalong!
Ooooh!!!!
Peace brotherdoobie
Texas legislation applies in Scotland?Quote:
Originally posted by Lamsey+30 June 2003 - 01:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 30 June 2003 - 01:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-clocker@30 June 2003 - 01:35
Oddly enough, both versions are illegal in Texas.
You are under arrest!
Does that mean I can marry my cousin??? [/b][/quote]
Erm, yes you can marry your cousin in the UK.
But...would you want to??
Who wouldn't?Quote:
Originally posted by Rat Faced@30 June 2003 - 11:50
Erm, yes you can marry your cousin in the UK.
But...would you want to??
http://www.wklt.com/ellis&co/hillbilly.jpg
Apparently the word "wouldn't" needs to be replaced with "shouldn't"! http://www.emule-project.net/board/h...cons/shock.gif
Women love these guys.
They are obviously very good listeners. :P
I cant believe that gay sex has been illegal in 13 states till now. I also find it slightly insane that some people see this as political correctness gone mad and that it will lead to "compulsory" sodomy. What two consenting adults do in their own home with each other is no ones business but their own. If it were one of those silly laws that never get enforced then I'd understand.. but check this out. Conservatism gone mad? I think so.
full story hereQuote:
In the case being considered by the court, two men, John Lawrence and Tyron Garner, were arrested after a neighbour falsely reported that a man with a gun was "going crazy" in Mr Lawrence's apartment.
The neighbour was convicted of filing a false report, but Mr Lawrence and Mr Garner were arrested, jailed overnight, and fined $200 each plus court costs.
Land of the free indeed...
Sometimes it is hard to get the Church out of the State, particularly in regard to sexual conduct, but it is apparently harder to get Mr. Lawerence out of Mr. Garner.Quote:
Originally posted by evilbagpuss@1 July 2003 - 16:05
I cant believe that gay sex has been illegal in 13 states till now. I also find it slightly insane that some people see this as political correctness gone mad and that it will lead to "compulsory" sodomy. What two consenting adults do in their own home with each other is no ones business but their own. If it were one of those silly laws that never get enforced then I'd understand.. but check this out. Conservatism gone mad? I think so.
full story hereQuote:
In the case being considered by the court, two men, John Lawrence and Tyron Garner, were arrested after a neighbour falsely reported that a man with a gun was "going crazy" in Mr Lawrence's apartment.
The neighbour was convicted of filing a false report, but Mr Lawrence and Mr Garner were arrested, jailed overnight, and fined $200 each plus court costs.
Land of the free indeed...
I simply couldn't resist.
You could have resisted, you know you could.
However as long as it was tongue in cheeck it's not that bad.
(Your comment that is)
TONGUE? CHEEK? :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by JPaul@1 July 2003 - 13:25
You could have resisted, you know you could.
However as long as it was tongue in cheeck it's not that bad.
(Your comment that is)
:blink:
:lol:
women donate eggs, and gay men pay for them edit: and vice versa.
or they adopt children.
but supposedly children brought up by homosexuals do not become homosexual themselves, in fact the partners discourage it (generally) because they do not want the child to go through what they went through.
as long as it doesn't become hard to find women because they are all lesbians, i'm down with it.
Ummm
Women need something apart from themselves to commit this act.
Or do they? :blink:
I did a search for a discrete graphical representation of Sodomy and this came up on page 2 google.
http://www.cnn.com/US/9709/25/albert.wrap/albert.jpg