i just had sex with a tree--------im not feeling very proud of myself
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i just had sex with a tree--------im not feeling very proud of myself
Is she (it) pregnant? Might wanna speak to her (it) about it.
Holy shit look at that speedtest. Makes my DSL connection look like shit. o_o
http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-lou...ly-fast-224463Quote:
Originally Posted by Rip The Jacker
ps - quit being a stranger you cawk and you'd know these things. :fist:
Haha. I've been busy lately. :P
My posting has gone down to like, one post per week or something. :unsure:
EDIT: When the HELL did you become a mod? lol
In days of old when knights were bold and woman weren't invented. The knight drilled holes In telegraph poles and had to be contented ...
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Originally Posted by thewizeard
Often it was the heads of the oppressed mud people, as they
burned their villages, and converted their wee little ones souls
into soles - for the kingdom of Nike, eventually.
Long live teh Queens.
-bd
Better than being arrested for fucking a coffee machine I guess....
That's hot.
DONE!! , that only took a month :)
:lol: you're 15......use your hand. It'll save you disappointing anyone for a bit longer.
stfu, I watched countless "educational" videos on it. Im practically a pro.
* I think...
Who knows, soon you may progress to this :P
rofl, youporn. lol
now i need to clear the cookies in my broswer, agian, *sigh*
You should do that anyway as a matter of housekeeping. But now you've tainted your computer you might as well watch the clip.....you might get a few pointers.
Hi. Female in eastern timezone. But sorry, Ill pass!
Had a lovely meeting with madam palm and her 5 sistaz.... :naughty: :wank:
look at this- :lol:
http://members.aol.com/member3083/my...e/5sisters.jpg
Funny legs those!
Lets give those to zaa....at 15 he will have enuf fun with 'em
at that age your diks always got an itch and you need to scratch it, just maths debate, and the itch will go away, simple. :yup:
(for the n00bs, its a metaphor so dont literally scratch your dik or have math debates with others.)
This is officially the saddest thread ever. Word of advice, if you want to get laid you need to get up off your ass. :/
go to your nearest redlight district and bring yourself some money, that will shut you up :)
Ahem. It's a euphemism actually.Quote:
Originally Posted by killer23
I thank yow.
damn, your so precise, are you a teacher or something?Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousAhem. It's a euphemism actually.Quote:
Originally Posted by killer23
I thank yow.
but anyway its neither :)
No! I am Borg!
And yes it is.
Ooops, that should be 'we are Borg'...playground error.
i just noticed your a Londoner, smart ass, are you from the north?
This thread delivers.
Please :dry:. Born and bred in London my friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by killer23