I was thinking tattoos on women when I posted. I could careless 'bout males...
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SHUVT i emailed you, reply!
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shuvt me at any fucking site mate you know my username pm
No.
damn the tramp stamps they ruin it for the rest of us working girls
pics and i'll make it a maybe :naughty:
people giving birth to children..... why not dogs instead..?
fashion :wank:
Pouting, eating tofu, reading The Guardian, big sunglasses, haircuts, IT gals, gold headbands, marriage, stabbings, fashionable punkage, herion, umbrella-la-las, Gogol Bordello, going to gash festivals and "washing", teenagers not getting a slap upside the head, village fetes with tractor rides, tatts, tashes, virgin socks, not eating....
/takes a breather :pinch:
"marriage"? :unsure:
Oh c'mon. No one gets married unless they want a huge partay these days.
Plus, they have introduced new laws about being with your partner for so many years before you can steal their stuffs. No need for marriage. :smilie4:
:unsure:
Ugg boots, Leg warmers, Bling, Mens shirts that look like someone's sneezed on them, Ra ra skirts, Day glo fashion, Facebook - too many people have found me - marriage aka Lil miss, all of my friends seem to be getting hitched and I've spent too many weekends listening to potential brides stressing about the buffets, their dresses, etc to care anymore, fireworks FFS, one sniff of Autumn and the chavs are buying their costcutter bangers and letting them of in the back lane already, christmas - today I saw xmas cards for sale and tins of Roses in Somerfields with wee signs asaying "Buy early" - Shit, I'm not spending a third of the year building up till xmas. Getting Old - at thirty you have a lot more to be annoyed by than before.....
^ get in there, gal. I think you've just finished off my rant.
(I'm 30 in about 2 months. :unsure:)
People (girls, in this case) who whine about getting old? :huh:
I'll bet you're both better looking at 30 than 20.
I know whereof I speak.
Hactually, I was rather quite hawt n fiesty at 20.
I'm yet to see 30 but when I do hit it, I'm going back to being 21.
I still get ID'd, ffs. :heh:
Lil miss, Pm me your birthday date. I get free alcohol and I'll send you some.
@J2K4 I do look better at thirty than I did at twenty because I've had a lot of practice at trying to look twenty.
I've never been happier than when I turned thirty. I finally don't have to worry about turning thirty, I'm happy in my own skin, and although I tolerate twats less and less, i'm finding I'm caring less about what people think so it doesnt really matter! Yey to being 30!!!
Meh, I'm not embarrassed whatsoever;
It's on All Souls Day - 02/11/77.
I wouldn't mind, but all my pals are younger than me and find it fecking hilarious.
Plus I'm gathering greys, tutting and getting teh midlife spreadage. :pinch:
All's well, then.
Cheers. :)
Cool ok. I'll come back to you nearer your birthday.
Don't worry about your younger pals. You'll be the one being able to shred each one to pieces as they get older and you'll find that because you've gone into your thirties looking young that most of your mates will end up looking older than you.
PLus you can do that really embarrasing thing with them..."when I was your age I thought that" and nod sagely. Really pisses people off.
I already do the "When I was your age" thang.
Doesn't go down well.
When I was yer age, we only used pc's to play Pacman on. :pinch:
When I was your age, Milk was 15p and walkers crisps were 10p. We watched a cartoon by Paul Daniels about a spinning hat.
My age? Yer a few months older ffs.
And it was Wizbit. :snooty:
I was talking rhetorically sweetpea.
Wizbit used to annoy the shit out of me. None of my mates remember it either, because they are all too fecking young!
Ditto.
Haha, this-a-way. :pinch:
:fear:
S'riosly
See. Pure sleeze... check out that rabbit's eyes.
wiggers / wansters
doos wannabe niggers gotta go :yup:
racist monkeys...
Amerikans who say they are Irish and don't have a clue about the Irish, Ireland or beer.
Any combination of the four.
Allygemz haters
They don't? :huh:
some don't :rolleyes: