The most amazing quotes in the world......ever!!

''Paranoia is total awareness''

John Cusack's hat...

"I'm not popular enough to be different".

Homer Simpson

There's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because... pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also-fuck-assholes. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!!!

- Drunk Guy from Team America World Police

Scattered showers ?!?" — Noah

"Be careful with those arrows, you'll have someone's eye out" - King Harold.

"Born in a hotel room--and God damn it--died in a hotel room."

Eugene O'Neill

"You know that look women get when they want to have sex?
Me neither."

Steve Martin

I'm just a, just a big hairy American winning machine

-Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby)

"Life goes on, even for those of us who are divorced, broke, and sloppy." ~Walter Matthau (grumpy old men)

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There is only one way to defeat the enemy, and that is to write as well as one can. The best argument is an undeniably good book.
Saul Bellow (1915 - 2005)

'The thing that we learn from history is that we never learn from history' - Alan Watts

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thewizeard : we should just treat others as we ourselves would like to be treated

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'The only serious side-effect of marijuana is that you may go to jail'
-alan watts

'Mylene's got five sisters, they all got ass. One of em had eyes as big as Jolly-Ranchers......She's a beautiful girl......she's a beautiful girl.....'

-DJ Shadow's 1st album 'Endtroducing'

'If I ever met a penis that I really liked, I'd suck it...I just hope that if I do it's not on a bum behind ralph's'

-Louis C.K.

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Originally Posted by benchez

'If I ever met a penis that I really liked, I'd suck it...I just hope that if I do it's not on a bum behind ralph's'

-Louis C.K.

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"Sometimes you're flush, Sometimes your bust, and when you're up it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on...Remember that"
~Fred Jung (Blow 2001)

Were Posted...While The Rest Of The Board Was Sleeping.

There's like one troll awake - and benchez bonged out of his mind, falling asleep at his keyboard (like a stoned narcoleptic).


Fecking, insomnia! Curse you!


-bd

this morning at 6 a.m. something...drunk and genius....I was very near to needing a hernia operation from the excessive laughing...

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