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Failed!!?? :oQuote:
1.71% Have tried to masturbate outside but failed. 3.14% Have tried to masturbate outside but failed.
Afraid of getting caught by Bambi"s mom most likely...
Nice... :PQuote:
Originally posted by SensualGardening@21 October 2003 - 10:22
51.06% Have masturbated with one or more people. 61.01% Have masturbated with one or more people.
What??? :lol:Quote:
6.80% Believe it is possible to get an STI from masturbating. 11.15% Believe it is possible to get an STI from masturbating.
What What WhAAAAT????? :o :o :oQuote:
22.07% Have masturbated over a family member. 8.46% Have masturbated over a family member.
Whats a masturbate?
that is just NASTY....Quote:
Originally posted by barbarossa@21 October 2003 - 12:40
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22.07% Have masturbated over a family member. 8.46% Have masturbated over a family member.
Yeah, the other 30%-40% have headaches.Quote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@7 July 2003 - 07:40
I don't believe it is proven that 95% of all women masterbate, that was about men. As I recall correctly, only 60-70% of all women masterbate.
lol, ofcourse, I admit, I'm with that 60-70%. :lol: :lol:
Or very long fingernails.Quote:
Originally posted by Spindulik@21 October 2003 - 06:31
Yeah, the other 30%-40% have headaches.
can i masterbate with you?Quote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@7 July 2003 - 11:40
I don't believe it is proven that 95% of all women masterbate, that was about men. As I recall correctly, only 60-70% of all women masterbate.
lol, ofcourse, I admit, I'm with that 60-70%. :lol: :lol:
i do it, like, 3 times a day :lol:
One of these days, one of you kids will be caught posting stuff like that by your mum.
And you will be able to make toast on your face, it will be that red.
lamsey welcome to my world
my dad once caught me "do it" in my bedroom, but i was doing it on my bed lying down with cover on
i dont think he "caught" me but I think that was the fastest ever I've put my pants on and pretend to sleep lol
close call
we shouldn't be ashamed of masterbation it's really normal in psychological sense. releases your sexual energy so you dont get bottled up.
Ive never been caught thank god
You're speaking from experience there, Lamsey??Quote:
Originally posted by Lamsey@21 October 2003 - 14:48
One of these days, one of you kids will be caught posting stuff like that by your mum.
And you will be able to make toast on your face, it will be that red.
:lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol:
Yogi
Nope, I am in the happy position of not needing to indulge in 'self-abuse'.
This is probably one of the defining reasons behind my member title...
:lol: :lol:Quote:
One of these days, one of you kids will be caught posting stuff like that by your mum.
And you will be able to make toast on your face, it will be that red.
Never bin caught but my mother found my hard core porn mags, she tided them up and staked them all up nice and neat... :lol: :lol:
You mean you have a girlfriend??Quote:
Nope, I am in the happy position of not needing to indulge in 'self-abuse'.
What's a happy position??
Indulging in self-abuse??
Abuse??
Who tought you how to wank, cos i think you must have had some bad experience there....., calling it abuse.....
I'm a 44 year-old hormonebomb, well provided by my girl, but i still find it quite
amusing to be gooood to myself once in a while(duh....), or twice, or, nahhh...
:P Yogi
:lol: where were they hidden, what were they?Quote:
Never bin caught but my mother found my hard core porn mags, she tided them up and staked them all up nice and neat... :lol: :lol:
1) I have a girlfriend, yes.Quote:
Originally posted by SensualGardening@21 October 2003 - 15:35
1) You mean you have a girlfriend??
2) What's a happy position??
3) Abuse??
2) ;)
3) It's a phrase used over here in Scotland to describe the act of Bashing Your Bishop.
Well they where sorta hidden under my bed, not very well hidden i must admit...Quote:
where were they hidden, what were they?
there wos 8 mags if i remember right, i think most where Hustler, but there wos a a girls next door porn mag, and this 1 anal hardcore mag... i bet she thought i wos a right dirty bastard :lol:
Wow!Quote:
Bashing Your Bishop.
Never heard of that one!!
How many other nicknames do you guys know for Peeling Your Pope??
:lol: Yogi
"Going out with Mrs. Palm and her five daughters"
"Indulging Oneself"
(one for Metrostars) "Tickling the Tiddler"
From my experience of talking to close friends. I'd say only 40-60% of women drown the man in the boat. And of those women that don't fiddle with themselves I'd say half grab a convienent partner when neccesary.
And for guys I'd say 95% wank. The remaining 5% get prostrate cancer.
When considering a girl for a girlfriend. I always ask them if they masturbate on a regular basis. The ones that do are a good time & sometimes good girlfriends. The girls that don't masturbate are awful lovers. And stuckup too. Never works out with them.
What about:Quote:
Originally posted by Lamsey@21 October 2003 - 15:53
"Going out with Mrs. Palm and her five daughters"
"Indulging Oneself"
(one for Metrostars) "Tickling the Tiddler"
Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman.
Make that two. :shifty:Quote:
Originally posted by Adster@21 October 2003 - 23:53
Ive never been caught thank god
Make that two. :shifty: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Alucard1475+21 October 2003 - 16:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Alucard1475 @ 21 October 2003 - 16:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Adster@21 October 2003 - 23:53
Ive never been caught thank god
:D :D :D make that three
SO TRUE!!!Quote:
Originally posted by zapjb@21 October 2003 - 15:55
The girls that don't masturbate are awful lovers. And stuckup too. Never works out with them.
of course girls wank.
if we sat around waiting for an orgasm, we'd have pants of dust. :D
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OMG!! PMSL!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@21 October 2003 - 14:11
of course girls wank.
if we sat around waiting for an orgasm, we'd have pants of dust. :D
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trust the crazy wench to tell it to us straight http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/clap.gif :lol: :lol:
I know some girls who masturbate daily :blink:
I cant keep up with them :D
everyone has a wank at lest once in there life and thats the truth
OMG!! PMSL!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by NikkiD+21 October 2003 - 20:16--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD @ 21 October 2003 - 20:16)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-lilmiss@21 October 2003 - 14:11
of course girls wank.
if we sat around waiting for an orgasm, we'd have pants of dust. :D
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that is so sad....and yet so true
:P :lol:
whats the old saying?
a wank in the hand
is worth 2 fingers up the bush :D
now u got me replying to this topic, shame on me :rolleyes:
I believe it was Oscar Wilde who said something like
"Ah yes! that rare occasion when the pleasure given equals the pleasure received"
:rolleyes:
All I am going to say on the subject.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@21 October 2003 - 19:11
of course girls wank.
if we sat around waiting for an orgasm, we'd have pants of dust. :D
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