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10-18-2007, 09:55 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: Have you killed a

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

I was a member of the 10th Mountain Division, during the invasion of Panama. I had to make certain decisions, that I've regretted ever since. My dreams are often haunted - due to those dark days.

War is hell...indeed.

-bd

War! huh...good lord! What is it good for?

Absolutely nothin'

Say it again!

So what, did you make sweet love to some mountain goats when you were particularly desperate?

That's what the local whores were for, dear. :dabs:

-bd
10-18-2007, 10:02 PM
sear

Re: Have you killed a

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I'm not convinced this person knows the difference between a mouse and a rat. The rat was probably already injured and decided to find somewhere warm, damp and smelly to die.

Mouse:
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i2...mouse_full.jpg

Rat:
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i212/searsta/Rat.jpg
10-18-2007, 10:03 PM
Squeamous

Re: Have you killed a

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

War! huh...good lord! What is it good for?

Absolutely nothin'

Say it again!

So what, did you make sweet love to some mountain goats when you were particularly desperate?

That's what the local whores were for, dear. :dabs:

-bd

No, they were for fucking surely?
10-18-2007, 10:06 PM
Squeamous

Re: Have you killed a

Call that a rat? check out this agouti cutey:

http://i20.tinypic.com/se0ebs.jpg
10-18-2007, 10:07 PM
sear

Re: Have you killed a

looks like he's smiling :P
10-18-2007, 10:07 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: Have you killed a

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

That's what the local whores were for, dear. :dabs:

-bd

No, they were for fucking surely?

I prefered making sweet love to them. The fucking was done with bombs and guns, sadly.

-bd
10-18-2007, 10:13 PM
DefX

Re: Have you killed a

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by sear

kind of hard to see but that looks like a pretty big rat to have crawling around in your armpit. I was thinking it would be like a little mouse. Kind of looks like the big arse rats we have running around near the harbour here in Sydney (they're huge).

I'm not convinced this person knows the difference between a mouse and a rat. The rat was probably already injured and decided to find somewhere warm, damp and smelly to die.

Check my post again. I did say it was a mouse that was trapped inside my shirt, not a rat.
10-18-2007, 10:16 PM
fstrulz

Re: Have you killed a

I've also ran over an anaconda, which was crossing the street, when I was still living in Brazil... Not sure if it was killed though.
10-18-2007, 10:33 PM
Squeamous

Re: Have you killed a

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Originally Posted by sear

looks like he's smiling :P

He was getting cuddled :wub:
10-18-2007, 10:35 PM
Squeamous

Re: Have you killed a

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

I prefered making sweet love to them. The fucking was done with bombs and guns, sadly.

-bd

Thank God you got it the right way around, otherwise there would be a whole shitload of sexually frustrated gapers out there right now.
10-18-2007, 10:40 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: Have you killed a

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

I prefered making sweet love to them. The fucking was done with bombs and guns, sadly.

-bd

Thank God you got it the right way around, otherwise there would be a whole shitload of sexually frustrated gapers out there right now.

:glag:

-bd
10-18-2007, 10:47 PM
Squeamous

Re: Have you killed a

Seriously though, it's best not to think about it. You did the only thing you could do at that time and in those circumstances. Hindsight is a wonderful thing.
10-18-2007, 10:57 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: Have you killed a

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Seriously though, it's best not to think about it. You did the only thing you could do at that time and in those circumstances. Hindsight is a wonderful thing.

I dont think about it often. However, a certain cunt from Texas reminds me of the futility of war (I'm not talking about Skizo, btw) now and again.

-bd
10-18-2007, 11:25 PM
Squeamous

Re: Have you killed a

Well, next time he calls just get your wife to tell him you're out. Jeez, why must I always come up with the solutions? :P
10-18-2007, 11:57 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: Have you killed a

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Well, next time he calls just get your wife to tell him you're out. Jeez, why must I always come up with the solutions? :P

I don't think Bush knows how to use a cell phone. :idunno:

-bd
10-19-2007, 05:03 AM
ldnzoot

Re: Have you killed a

i have never killed a dog but have eaten one..! w00t

and why am i the only one that has killed an embryo.... you bunch of bloody catholics..... your all gonna burn in a firey hell for lying your asses off....
10-19-2007, 05:11 AM
brotherdoobie

Re: Have you killed a

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Originally Posted by ldnzoot

i have never killed a dog but have eaten one..! w00t

and why am i the only one that has killed an embryo.... you bunch of bloody catholics..... your all gonna burn in a firey hell for lying your asses off....

You can't get pregnant from having anal sex.

-bd
10-19-2007, 05:17 AM
ldnzoot

Re: Have you killed a

i beg to differ.... want to meet up and i'll show you ;)
10-19-2007, 05:20 AM
Skiz

Re: Have you killed a

Pitcher...catcher...all ghey. :ermm:
10-19-2007, 05:21 AM
Something Else

Re: Have you killed a

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Originally Posted by Skizo

Pitcher...catcher...all ghey. :ermm:

Yeah it's true baseball sucks
10-19-2007, 05:31 AM
Skiz

Re: Have you killed a

Sucking can be pretty ghey too.
10-19-2007, 05:35 AM
ldnzoot

Re: Have you killed a

it's like i always say.... 'your only :ghey: if you take it..!'
10-19-2007, 05:55 AM
Something Else

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http://xs320.xs.to/xs320/07425/motivational4hv1.jpg

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