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Never eat anything bigger than your head.
Little wonder that I am so fat.:(Quote:
Originally Posted by kallieb
remember... this could be important
BEER: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
fuck the system
This is a secret.:ph34r: Tell everyone not to tell anyone.:wacko:
Where is my toothbrush?
Next one who posts is in love with Richard Simmons.
Well that's one way to kill a thread. Maybe you should use that line in the *last to post wins $20 thread*.
:lol: You just saved this thread, kallieb. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by kallieb
AND Michael Jackson...how's that for a double-whammy. If that doesn't kill it I don't know what willQuote:
Originally Posted by fstrulz
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a in your pants.
there are more ways of spoiling cream than stuffing it full of cats !
Fecking kids just asked me where I got my halloween mask from....and I wasn't even wearing one.
haha.. lol:DQuote:
Originally Posted by ghurka
are u sure?Quote:
Originally Posted by ghurka
cuntface. ambrosia. j church. food not bombs.
i think that's all :shifty:
tacos=pwnsauce
Do i need to take a shower today? Maybe not....
You should have one every October, whether you need it or not.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by kirktrix
it's my turn to unblocked the plughole !
Too much information.:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by DooMeD68
Drinking Guinness makes your poo black.
So do iron pills....maybe Guinness can be part of an iron-rich diet!! Tell that to your M.D. next visit.
I know that when I drank it all day I didn't need to eat all day.
thats why i drink mostly wheat beers, it makes your poo, light and fresh. with a hint of autumn air.
A Petard was a medieval explosive device.
and they used something called a retardo ( a dumb individual device with damp gun powder problem ) who couldn't blowup the house of parliament !
Forza Roma !!!!
It is also a modern explosive device, a fart. Sometimes silent.:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gripper
My anus is one way traffic only.
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Originally Posted by Gripper
Damn you are lucky
unless GRIPPER had a unexpected visit to see a protologist ! :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by I beleive.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Gripper
Damn you are lucky
Once and only once :pinch:
You constipated, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gripper
if that's the case you need a depository ! :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP FugleyYou constipated, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gripper
This is stupid, this is insane.........THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA
:drummer:Quote:
Originally Posted by DooMeD68if that's the case you need a depository ! :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
Wheres Manker?
He might be Benchez then again he might not :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by zoe68
It is so damned hard to tell what is going on anymore :frusty: