Oh my!! This is the Lounge. I'm afraid wanton debauchery is the standard approach.
Sorry for giggling a bit, I do understand language barriers, experiencing them myself in many different situations.
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Oh my!! This is the Lounge. I'm afraid wanton debauchery is the standard approach.
Sorry for giggling a bit, I do understand language barriers, experiencing them myself in many different situations.
Adults shouldn't have imaginary friends.:dabs:
Humour will find it's own way, don't blame me. :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by kallieb
I read it again i noticed haha funny once you read it for a 3rd time
I have the coolest border collie and am allergic to cats, so an easy choice for me
Heres one i know you will like
http://i7.tinypic.com/6uju9z8.jpg
http://i9.tinypic.com/7wjiveg.jpg
Glad you took no offence at my light-hearted tease, I really would not seek out to offend you as you have only tried to be helpful to me; but, seriously, if you have spiritual sensitivities this particular part of the forum will probably offend you - sooner than later. It's a bit of a free-speech bastion.
Does God understand Dog-talk? That is an interesting question.Quote:
Originally Posted by sleepyy
And you said my pics were creul :O Cat rape FFS. Sick. :dry:
I speak some Hungarian BTW :smilie4:
Dressing a pug as superman or was it the batman whatever is not really crule just silly some people consider it cute sweet ahhhh bless you know what i mean i don't say it's crule just silly tonight my words are limited sorryQuote:
Originally Posted by benchez
I was a little offended but i admit i was wrong in a little way i can't say anything if it's within the forum rules sorry
Yeh it's ok mate, i was just having a laugh loike. :)
Is this cruel?
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/6...temycatln4.jpg
Is this cruel?
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/3...gfatasslg1.jpg
Is this cruel?
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/3044/nuninok3.jpg
Is this cruel?
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/7...mbstoneew7.jpg
Where do you draw the line? It's subjective surely.
It's all down to personal preferance if you segregate us from current laws that's, makes us all different and unique
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/4...felineswn6.jpg
Cat's have great expressions. Dogs generally look haapy or gormless.
So it was you....bastard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skizo
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/5404/dogfoundtl6.jpg
oh that is cute!!! (feeling all swoony inside)
What is a cat?
Cats do what they want.
They rarely listen to you.
They're totally unpredictable.
They whine when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to be alone.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They expect you to cater to their every whim.
They're moody.
They leave hair everywhere.
They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Conclusion: They're tiny little women in cheap fur coats.
What is a dog ?
Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but they don't hear you when you are in the same room.
They growl when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to play.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They are great at begging.
They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
They leave their toys everywhere.
They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
Conclusion: They are little men in fur coats
i have a canary :D
i have 3 :D
canaries FTW :D
They dont shit eveywhere
This clearly explains all -->
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...s/catsrule.jpg
I am definitely a cat person. Have always had at least one.
EXCERPTS FROM A CATS DIARY.
Day 183
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair, must try this on their bed.
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait. It is only a matter of time
I want to determine the use differences for cats/dogs besides being a pet.
Usefull things dogs can do for us
The usefull things cats can do for us
please remember chasing a stick or scratching the banister don't count these are just examples.
titles clearly says cats VS dogs lets hear your opinions on the animals you prefer.
Well...
Cats are useful because they keep out rodents and other pests from your house. VERY good quality, as rodents can eat through wiring or insulation and cause many problems that can be serious (like house fires from faulty wiring).
Dogs are helpful because they can be trained to help people with handicaps, like seeing eye dogs, or dogs that can help the deaf or those who are in wheelchairs. Dogs can also help save lives, for example people caught in snow avalanches. They can also help find lost people, or save you from people who are trying to attack you.
hmmmmmmmm...the dog list is much longer
When all is said, I prefer cats because the snuggle up in my lap and let me scratch their belly! My dogs are too big for that.
A dog(Laika from russia) was sent in space before the cat did :))
It`s kind off ... dog`s are seeders .. and cat`s are leecheers...
My room mates cat is really good at catching thoes anoying flys. My dog......keeps me company.
Kill the dog. Kill the cat. Wait a few days and enjoy the company of many flies. :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Aaxel21
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/4454/fluffwi3.jpg
Someone else can caption this, I can't be arsed :dabs:
^^ Rule #1 - Remember to take my medication.
cats of course!
:)