The 'quote random bits out of the bible like frodobagginsex' game

Paul says those who are circumcised should "not become uncircumcised." 7:18 :ermm:

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Originally Posted by Alien5

http://www.weine.se/images/bilder/or...ast_supper.jpg

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So the figure leaning to the left is a female

Who would have thunk it!

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Originally Posted by Alien5

http://www.weine.se/images/bilder/or...ast_supper.jpg

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That's all of teh orsum :O

"But with righteousness shall he judge the poor, and reprove with equity for the meek of the earth: and he shall smite the earth with the rod of his mouth, and with the breath of his lips shall he slay the wicked."

Cawk-breath to the max.

Could Noah's Ark really hold all the animals that were supposed to be preserved from Flood?

http://www.christiananswers.net/q-eden/edn-c013.html

That was one fuck off boat.

Fact.

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These dimensions are especially interesting when compared to those given in the mythical, Babylonian account of the Ark. Here the ark is described as a perfect cube, extending 120 cubits in all directions and with nine decks. Such a vessel would spin slowly round and round in the water and from the standpoint of stability, would be a disaster.

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As opposed to...:dabs:

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Remember there are really only a few very large animals, such as the dinosaur or the elephant, and these could be represented by young ones.

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Originally Posted by Snee

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Remember there are really only a few very large animals, such as the dinosaur or the elephant, and these could be represented by young ones.

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that bit made me do that too, true story.

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Originally Posted by Snee

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These dimensions are especially interesting when compared to those given in the mythical, Babylonian account of the Ark. Here the ark is described as a perfect cube, extending 120 cubits in all directions and with nine decks. Such a vessel would spin slowly round and round in the water and from the standpoint of stability, would be a disaster.

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As opposed to...:dabs:

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It's not the Ark, it's the fucking Borg.

Battle stations. Zap them cunts.

Instead of dodgy theme parks they could build an ark to the dimensions and see if it floats :) and how much you can get in it - there are only 32 million species to preserve or thereabouts.

Not counting the dinosaur, what would make it 32 million and one.

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Originally Posted by Snee

Not counting the dinosaur, what would make it 32 million and one.

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Amazing how many different shapes that one dinosaur had tho :unsure:

Evolutionists would have it there were more than one species of dinosaur, what evolved in different places, under different conditions, in different times.

But they obviously haven't heard of extreme makeovers.

See what confuses me is, if they took three sheeps what particular breed and how did they decide on it.

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Originally Posted by Sextent

See what confuses me is, if they took three sheeps what particular breed and how did they decide on it.

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prettiest ones obviousment - they were in teh boat for several months.

If you guys had paid attention to Dr. Dino's film clip you'd realize that ALL the "animals" of the world were put on the Ark in God's favorite form...the banana.

Easily stacked, resistant to rot and mirabile dictu!...no poop!

After 40 days Noah unpeeled them and inserted them into his mouth, thus rehydrating them to their animal shape.

The dinosaurs were carried in their ultimate form...barrels of crude oil.
This cut down on the carnage- always desirable on a cruise ship.

Given these facts, it's easy to see that the Ark didn't have to be of outlandish size, in fact, a relatively small CrisCraft equipped with an Evinrude would have sufficed.

I believe I have found the remains of the Ark docked in Tampa.
We're performing our scientific evaluation right now and early results show that it's approximately 4,400 years old which puts it in the correct time frame.

Hallelujah!

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Originally Posted by clocker

If you guys had paid attention to Dr. Dino's film clip you'd realize that ALL the "animals" of the world were put on the Ark in God's favorite form...the banana.

Easily stacked, resistant to rot and mirabile dictu!...no poop!

After 40 days Noah unpeeled them and inserted them into his mouth, thus rehydrating them to their animal shape.

The dinosaurs were carried in their ultimate form...barrels of crude oil.
This cut down on the carnage- always desirable on a cruise ship.

Given these facts, it's easy to see that the Ark didn't have to be of outlandish size, in fact, a relatively small CrisCraft equipped with an Evinrude would have sufficed.

I believe I have found the remains of the Ark docked in Tampa.
We're performing our scientific evaluation right now and early results show that it's approximately 4,400 years old which puts it in the correct time frame.

Hallelujah!

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It's so obvious when you explain it like that.

My bad.

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Originally Posted by Sextent

It's so obvious when you explain it like that.

My bad.

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Hence the beauty of Bible Science...it's just so obvious.
None of that hard thinking and stuff.

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Originally Posted by clocker

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Originally Posted by Sextent

It's so obvious when you explain it like that.

My bad.

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Hence the beauty of Bible Science...it's just so obvious.
None of that hard thinking and stuff.

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Indeed, omniscience, omnipotence and omnipresence take away any potential problems.

When one is 7.

It's the growing up that causes "creationists" a problem.

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Originally Posted by Sextent

It's the growing up that causes "creationists" a problem.

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Because it's very similar to "evolving" and we know what a craw-sticker that is.

"God created wasps so that they may eat the flies."

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Originally Posted by Snee

"God created wasps so that they may eat the flies."

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Then they invented zips.:wacko:

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Originally Posted by clocker

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Originally Posted by Sextent

It's the growing up that causes "creationists" a problem.

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Because it's very similar to "evolving" and we know what a craw-sticker that is.

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Sadly the craw-sticker has been hunted to extinction.

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Originally Posted by Chip Monk

Sadly the craw-sticker has been hunted to extinction.

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Had to be done, they were on the verge of evolving.
Let's hoist a banana in tribute to a game effort.

Behold, I will corrupt your seed and spread dung upon your faces..."
..........Malachi 2:3 (quote GOD)