I have an invite to this tracker called ScT...anyone want it? FOR FREE? :D

I just want to answer the duck question...It's a duck up a man's arse :P thanks for the laugh.

i am not in an exam ...thanks i dont need it

It Is A Ultrasound Of A Fetus

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It Is A Ultrasound Of A Fetus

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This is a true observation.

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It Is A Ultrasound Of A Fetus

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yepp I can clearly see the mouth and arms

it is a ultrasound of a fetus
who infected with avian influenza in Womb of his sick mother
which sitting next to her sick husband.......is this fucked family urs :sad1:

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it is a ultrasound of a fetus
who infected with avian influenza in Womb of his sick mother
which sitting next to her sick husband.......is this fucked family urs :sad1:

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Nope, it's supposed to look like a duck. Also, heart of darkness was a fabulous novel, very interesting insight into the human subconscious.

Does that duck belong to Scrooge McDuc family somehow ??? Trying to guess whether he will make a fortune or spend another one..

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Nope, it's supposed to look like a duck. Also, heart of darkness was a fabulous novel, very interesting insight into the human subconscious.

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plzzzzzz tell me what is the name of ur drug dealer ??

:naughty::naughty::naughty::naughty::naughty::naughty: :D

1: Sonogram of fetus, looks like a mallard.
2: I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and everyone who has ever invited me to their site is glad they did.
3: I helped someone die peacefully.
If I could create a universal theory about mass and gravity and the relationship to energy using quantum mechanics, I would ask for a Nobel prize before an SCT invite.

1. no shizzle thats my homie nizzle, the garden gnome (taken when he was manyafaktchured (i cant spell crap) in the 1800's when black an white cameras were as grainy as whole wheat. (haha that was the worst pun ive ever made since this one(that was just a bad joke that didnt make sense(lets see if we can win the guiness world record for most parentheseez in one sentence(im done now(nvm(k now is good))))) U can see resemblence quite obviously : http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/9...tusduckcf6.jpg
2. ya i think i shud get these invites cuz my jokes r cornier than a freshly baked corn muffin. Also i dont really have an access to 0day stuff or a girlfriend, so this would help me finding a hot 0day pack and a girlfriend with hopefully under 1 gb of RAM but a really nice watercooling case (gb of ram = smartness, watercooling case = nice ass n tits n all (hey i wonder what a pu**y looks like(maybe in my dreams ill find out(but who the hell has dreams about gross stuff like that(shit here we are with the parentheseez agian(how the fuck do u spell parentheses(oh there we have it(now guiness time(i wasnt talking about the record i was talking about getting me some alchohol(shit im underaged but i got my fake id(well i dont but i'd like one(well im 14 so i couldnt even pass as a 25 year old(how are my side thoughts for you(imagine having useless junk like this in your head(thats why you should give me sct(it would remove junk(but hopefully ill still have some junk in my trunk)))))))))))))
3. i have always shaken my package while wearing spandex in the mirror. the great deed was i never told anyone, or showed anyone. thats why no one knows. not even you. this is a dream. punch yourself and find out if it is. but i think a guy with package shaking skills should get sct, esp. since sct is known to help you get a girlfriend.
4. well i figured id make my own section, the funny ebay auction section. i searched vinyls hoping to get records, and hot male underwear came up : http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-Mens-Sexy-Op...QQcmdZViewItem

i spent like 1 hr 20 mins on this (minus an hour(add two seconds(divide that by 3(it may equal 23(is this quantum physics yet(speaking of physics, fizix is a really delicious alternative to brand-name gogurt tube-yogurts. It is more delicious and fizzes in your mouth, allow you know know and understand quantum physics at an increased rate(its like hacks for life(here is the link(haha u can view hacks for real life(its almost like pirating hardware(but not rlly(here is the link(wait lemme get the ginuess first(shit idn how the hell to spell this crap(k here it is http://www.yoplait.com/products_fizzix.aspx))))))))))))))))))))))))

k done gimme sct

1. Man sticking arm up woman's birth canal

2. I am more awesome than everyone because me am great student who learn to learn to read good and put good words together to form sentences to impress the hot foxes at FST.

3. Gave dollar to hungry hooker.

4. Deathking81 man you didn't follow the rules. Your a word abuser. 5 words or less mofo. I'm going to call my friends at the library and we're going mess you up with our dictionaries. We got the power of Knoledga and we 're bad ass. OOOOOhhhhhh yyyyyeeeeaaaaahhhh, feel the thunder!!!

5. My UNIVERSAL theory about mass and gravity and the relationship to energy using quantum mechanics is that if you throw a fat person in the air they will fall down quicker.

6.I make you pictures

http://inlinethumb03.webshots.com/41...600x600Q85.jpg

http://inlinethumb29.webshots.com/38...600x600Q85.jpg

1. The antichrist. You can see its wings.

2. I don't deserve shit. Ask my P.O.

3. Covered up a conspiracy reaching into the deepest levels of our government for the psychological well-being of the American people. You're welcome.

4. Rules are meant to be broken. So are dreams. :(

5. Can't help you there, buddy. But I assume whoever has the answer could just buy an SCT invite with their Nobel money.

I don't want the invite, btw; just killing time. Fun contest.

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can i have it

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Quiet man, you need you need to put a lid on it. I can't hear myself think with all that yapping your doing.

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i think u beat my in corny jokes, tho im pretty sure u just have the sense of humor as a green bran muffin straight from the farm.

1 = ultrasound picture...
usually you do it for unborn babies... inside the woman's womb
but you may say it very much looks like a duck... although it doesn t walk and talk like a duck

2 why me ?
easy... some guys love me... some guys hate me... (i m not gay btw... although it's okay to be super*gay)
i ve been trying to get into SCT for over 6 months... and i m hopping that this is my lucky year (the Year of the Rat.... - although i m not chineese.... and in my country the New Year always brings great political scandals + big corupcy discoveries)
other than that... i m just your average blond 6f3" .torrent freak

3 Nobody Knows... that in 2007 i ... helped an old lady accross the street... while teaching a Cambodgian refugee who to use utorrent on my Mobile phone(while using the Mobile Ymessenger) while my PC back home was Uploading the hell outta some torrents


PS. i can t count to seven
PS#2 : i can make you a bet that Hillary nor the Afro-American candidate are NOT going to be allected President of The USA

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Quiet man, you need you need to put a lid on it. I can't hear myself think with all that yapping your doing.

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i think u beat my in corny jokes, tho im pretty sure u just have the sense of humor as a green bran muffin straight from the farm.

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Actually recheck my cheesy post. I came up with an even cheesier diss. I am the cheese master.


I like to eat cheese.

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i think u beat my in corny jokes, tho im pretty sure u just have the sense of humor as a green bran muffin straight from the farm.

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Actually recheck my cheesy post. I came up with an even cheesier diss. I am the cheese master.


I like to eat cheese.

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yeah u r one cheesy person, but check my post mr.DICKtionary (hah that was a corny one rite there) i said my jokes were corny not cheezy.
also u had 2 edit ur post to keep up with mine. i ddint need to edit once. i think that makes me the winner. i win. u eat cheez. we r da happy famileez.

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Actually recheck my cheesy post. I came up with an even cheesier diss. I am the cheese master.


I like to eat cheese.

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yeah u r one cheesy person, but check my post mr.DICKtionary (hah that was a corny one rite there) i said my jokes were corny not cheezy.
also u had 2 edit ur post to keep up with mine. i ddint need to edit once. i think that makes me the winner. i win. u eat cheez. we r da happy famileez.

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LOL, yeah your right. I got the wrong food:)

can i have SCT plis

speedtest
http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/...tm_05365a1.jpg


My ratio proof:
http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/...fm_f735ef8.jpg
http://img31.picoodle.com/img/img31/...Dm_8d19f73.jpg
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/8140/sccsj0.png
http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/2...listorgez4.jpg
http://img27.picoodle.com/img/img27/...tm_c08952f.jpg

1. How did the duck get in there?

2. i am a loveable character.

3. i cured polio.

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can i have SCT plis

speedtest
http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/...tm_05365a1.jpg


My ratio proof:
http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/...fm_f735ef8.jpg
http://img31.picoodle.com/img/img31/...Dm_8d19f73.jpg
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/8140/sccsj0.png
http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/2...listorgez4.jpg
http://img27.picoodle.com/img/img27/...tm_c08952f.jpg

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What the hell is wrong with you...

some people get a little to excited :P and forget to read the first few pages even the first post :D

i want it cuz i'm new arround here ;)

i want it cuz i'm new arround here ;)

this really doesn't show how good a member of that site w- be? A ultrasound with a duck? of course i know i can use that invite- make u proud!:fst:

going once... going twice...
and the winner is ....
And now the moment you 've all been waiting for ....

who is the Winner... the suspence is killing me :lol:.... literally (i have a bad heart :lol:)

The winner will be announced in about 7-8 hours when I get back from classes.
Good luck everyone!

Zomfg plzz!!11! Gif this invit to me, need it, me be good user, onyly cheat small, onyly trade few invits, onyly spam torren t komments littel bit

GE ultrasound of an ugly fetal alien

WHy me because once I join and they see me, they'll see I'm sooo sexy, they'll bend over and drop their pants!!!!

I always help people everyday.

My DIS: UM well, it's fuuny how these guys try sooo hard to make answers while I'm over here having fun and LMFAO-ing my ass off writing answers to this fun game.

Potential energy stored in mass turns to kinetic energy as the magnetic force of gravity pulls it from space into itself or the core.




http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...Untitled-1.gif

I would like to get it.
hehe