and did you do the graham bell position ?
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and did you do the graham bell position ?
Borrowed from The Drawing Room...Originally posted by Stitched...
If only he'd taken his own advice, he wouldn't have made a twat out of himself twice within 24 hours. Once on the interweb and once in real life.Quote:
is there any forum where people talk about their life's experiences and differnt things life taught them....i mean i am 23 and i have learnt quiet a bit from life...next time i learn something i hope i would rather read about it and learn rather then personally go thru that experience.
That'll teach him to interact with real human beings.
real human beings are just scared, they don't understand us interweb types and so they keep one hand on their wallets, one hand on their privates and one hand on their kitchen knifes so that they are completely at ease with us :happy:
real human beings are just scared, they don't understand us interweb types and so they keep one hand on their wallets, one hand on their privates and one hand on their kitchen knifes so that they are completely at ease with us :happy:
Wurd.
And don't worry about the double post, Mulster, it bears repeating.
Damn you Lord Double Post and all who serve you!1 :fist:
/the boards been well gay recently with double postings and such.
At least it gets your post count up :smilie4:
At least it gets your post count up :smilie4:
well i guess you r right...i dont know y i wanted to meet her,it had been 1 year since i got laid may be i did want to do it with her,if not anything i was curious to know how she looked like,she was a real hotty over the fone i got tempted .....anways..its all over...
Why not?
Because that wouldn't be fair.
Would hanging yourself from a tree in the backyard be to much to ask:noes:
Don't do it JP! :O
Can't be bovvered to actually read that, but from what I gathered you two girls should have lezzed out right away.
Oh...and you're seriously gay.
That's like saying having 1 arm is the next best thing to having 2 arms... It still sucks. :dabs:
Phone sex is just wanking and pretending to listen to someone else wanking. They're probably faking it anyway, while they have you on speakerphone to all their mates :emo:
If you're so worried about STDs may I suggest a blowjob? :sly:
Especially if you're intending on getting married soon, as once that happens they tend to occur only very infrequently... :dry:
Well if the Fruitcake Lady was still around you could ask her.
http://www.dorks.com/videos/The-Fruitcake-Lady-3.html
kill her:),
If you can't get some one to stroke your ego, you just have to do it yourself.
Wait...you're not mal-formed, right? I mean, you do have hands and such, don't you?
Mayhap you need a really good speaker-phone - or how about Skype?
I'm sure someone here would be willing to say dirty things to you... :whistling