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Okay but just so we're clear. Not sure I explained it coherently just now.
It's anal sex for a while (maybe 10-15 mins - I duno, maybe longer, 'til he is on the brink anyhow), then you whip his cawk from out of your arse and fellate him to orgasm.
Then, by all means, try to kiss him lolz. Please to be reporting back his immediate reaction.
Schadenfreude, ftw
Ohhhhhh! That kind of atm! Well, there's only so many times a girl can do that before it gets....well.....a bit samey. Don't you find? Then you're onto stuff like group sex and 3 cocks up your arse. If I got into all that shenanigans he'd never get his sausage egg and chips on the table of an evening and then he wouldn't be a happy bunny.
Sexual adventures are all well and good but we all know what's important in life. A good night's sleep and a pair of clean knickers every other week. You know it's true.
If you had added "and a bath once a month whether you need it or not" I'd have given you my blessing as well. :OQuote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
give him a bj?
Once a month!! Do you think I'm made of money?:dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by frottage
That's not how you make him love you! That's how you distract him from watching MOTD. Or not, depending on how much he likes football :huh:.Quote:
Originally Posted by bunny67
To be fair though men often confuse lust and love so maybe you're right.
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Originally Posted by Squeamous
I thought that maybe my initial explanation was a bit flaky. Atm is nasty - I've never had the dubious honour and I think I'd feel a bit queasy if any girl I was with did that.
Quite agree too about prioritising the important things in life. A woman would never be able to keep a man if sexual capers interfered with getting the tea on.
Why do women watch porn?
Spoiler: ShowTo see if they get married in the end.
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Originally Posted by Hairbautt:ermm: oh that's what that is.
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Originally Posted by Barbarossa
I didn't know either :sick:
My mind went directly to crisp £20 notes FTW :01:
You're cruising for a bruising......men aren't allowed to say that :D.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Nah, I've never done it either. Although, from a hygiene point of view I once heard that your average chopping board has more germs than a toilet seat. Although they're probably not the type that make you eject your bowels from your anus.
I am now going to be eyeing chopping board with a degree of suspicion.
Spraying the food with Dettox doesn't seem like a desperately good idea though. :unsure:
I knoes :sneaky:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
The interweb is fantastic.
by helping them when they need my help.by being faithful and loyal to them
by sacrifice some of my need and time to make them happy .
well,if you really love someone you want to bring him the stars to fly with her to heaven
to make love to her till the judgment day.
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Originally Posted by stitchedbut sometimes the feeling of love is soo overwhelming that just telling will just not be enough...that is the magic of love....but it all depends who is it you r making this sacrifice for and if it actually changed/made an impact the other persons life ...i am a very passionate person atleast i would like to believe so....at some point in life people realise their lives are only as worthy as their loved ones make it to be...when i say love i mean "LOVE"... there is a lot of misconception about it since love cant be defined....it can only be felt during some special circumstances...and its well worth a life time...atleast thats what i read in the books of wise men.....in the end all the money,career, personality, goals....are all meant to make us happy from the inside....well people are different from each other...they have their own definitions about things...soo may be i am right may be i am wrong but i just told you what i felt....with love comes hate and with life comes death...its all very complicated.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
I would give you a decent reply, but I can't be arsed reading that
If you can do all that without making her vomit you're either very lucky or very unfortunate, depending on your disposition.Quote:
Originally Posted by SAM
I think the crux of his point is that sometimes it's not enough to love, sometimes you have to eat the person to truly experience what they are. That's what I think anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
:sick: srsly.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
If someone I was sexing did that, I'd find her a wee bit of a turnoff.
I'm funny about hygiene that way.
If I was sexing someone when drunk out of my skull, as is my wont, and that happened, I'd be liable to throw up on her, in return. That'd surely complete the evening.
Ewe japanese:rolleyes:
....but with a proper side salad and accompaniments - nothing uncivilised.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousI think the crux of his point is that sometimes it's not enough to love, sometimes you have to eat the person to truly experience what they are. That's what I think anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Yea ... I said exactly the same thing a few posts down from the one you replied to, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee:sick: srsly.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
If someone I was sexing did that, I'd find her a wee bit of a turnoff.
But at least I know you've gawt my back :smilie4:
There are a lot of scary, weird blokes on this board Biggy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles....but with a proper side salad and accompaniments - nothing uncivilised.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Very true.
Although you're the one who has brought up cannibalism twice for no apparent reason :ermm:
If she was enjoying it the least you could do would be grin and bear it. Although I've never met a woman who would. Not for nothing anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
It just seemed like the right thing to do :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Must be indigestion.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Rappers tend to repeat on me.
Ah, but you never know what a naked woman who is alone with someone she is intensely turned on by is prepared to do when confronted by the twin force of charm and fine liquor.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousIf she was enjoying it the least you could do would be grin and bear it. Although I've never met a woman who would. Not for nothing anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
... unless, of course, you have experience in such matters :smilie4: :sly:
That's fo shoQuote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousThere are a lot of scary, weird blokes on this board Biggy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
(I always sound Pakistani/Welsh when I do that)
Luckily we have Manker, Snee, Mulder and Bo to keep things real. :unsure:
I'm saying nothing! Except to say, perhaps you're right.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Absolute quality.
Part-time lesbians >*
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Blimey, it's like being in the ghetto! Do it some more....Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Hoi! Hands where we can see them.
Did you see what I did there, btw. Fine 'liquor'.
not the cup thing? :huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
fo shizzle*
*for Squeams - whatever it means :mellow:
Noooo! I meant from the point of view of a woman having sex with a man. I've never done it with a lady.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
That was no lady, that was my wife.
You mean Tesco own brand voddie don't you?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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Originally Posted by SqueamousYou mean Tesco own brand voddie don't you?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
FFS, can you put this ---> :whoosh: in your sig.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousNoooo! I meant from the point of view of a woman having sex with a man. I've never done it with a lady.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Ooooo, yeah baby! Can I be your gangsta bitch daddio?Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
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Originally Posted by manker