Ruin A Wish Game

I am poor

I wish I had good health

u'll be killed in a drive-by tomorrow so health is useless

i wish i was fish

But world is full of cats who likes to EAT fish(like u)
I wish to be immortal !

I kill you with ur own knife :D

I wish I was a movie star

and your film flopped
wish i was on me holiday now

Your holiday has been canceled due to random fires.

I wish I had a billion dollars.

inflation reaches one billion per cent.:(

I wish I was right all the time. :)

Then you meet a woman who shows you how wrong you really are.

I wish to meet the perfect woman

and she die...

I wish i stay more than two months with a girl

Your attitude is all wrong


I wish I was wrong

But you're right..

I wish I can configure my uTorrent settings to all incoming connections...

but utorrent is so good that it become legal and the setting are limited

I wish i could change my car.

It is not roadworthy



I wish people would stop letting me on the bus first :lol:

but u are to big for the people to let u in first

i wish i find a treasure :D:D

you did but it turned out to be fools gold
i wish for more money

There is no money available


I wish I could go back to school

unfortunately the school doest accept mature students
i wish i could sing

u can't sing..u are not an artist and a fly has jjust entered your mouth :))

i wish i had no wish :|

Your head suddenly explodes and all the gold in the world falls on you, crushing you to death.

I wish I had 50,000 posts here on FST.

you will be banned after 49,999 posts
i wish i could kill you

u can't kill me because u are dead (achiles) :D:D

I wish to leave this country :(

Sorry, they just put up a huge wall around your country.
Where are you going...Your going NO WHERE!

I whish this computer was faster.

Sorry , but your computer cant be faster !

I wish i can fly !

Only to be shot down by an anti-air missle

I wish my lunch braek was now.

Sorry , you missed the lunch ...

I wish i can help ppl who's life is in danger !

Too bad you are always 5 seconds late and they die.

I wish nemanja could always be on time

newanja can't be in time

I wish I can live under water for hours

before the shark ate you
i wish that i never had work today

you cant because where would your customers go to drink
now i wish i didn't have to work saturdays

Sorry , but nobody 'll work for u ! Go to work !
I wish , i wish , credit card with no limit !

doh you got busted the cards was your parents
i wish it was any day but today

Uff , today is today , no changes ! :(

I wish , i can sleep all day long !

Too bad you have Insomnia

I wish i was in front of a nice warm fireplace.

U was , but accidentally you catch the fire and u must go to hospital !

I wish , i'll today won on bet (football) !

unfortunately u lost because the match was forfaited ..hehe :D

i wish i find the golden fish to ask for three wishes :D:D

Golden fish didn't exist ~!~ Just silver one :D

I wish Cameroon won the ACN !

that's to bad because egypt smashes everything :D:D

i wish i had 150 kilograms :D

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Originally Posted by MiniMalistic

that's to bad because egypt smashes everything :D:D

i wish i had 150 kilograms :D

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too bad, bcuz ur a skinny nerd trolling on forums all day losing weight as we speak.

*I wish half the ppl in the bt invites sections would stfu

too bad cos they like to get on your nerves and piss you off :D
I wish i have enough money to buy a yacht.

But there is a other accident with cable of internet like the one in egypt so all the internet is break down so nobody access the forum.

I wish i could swim tomorow night.