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Who was 'TheDave' :unsure:?Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
TheDave used to MSN with SGG - but she said he was quite sweet on there. :dry: :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
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You took that too far :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerSon in law material, eh Les.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
:lol:
post a pic and let's see
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Originally Posted by Skweeky
Of Manker's lesbianism? :unsure:
Of your fabulous low cholesterol body Les
Also, can I have a job manker?
I have firm bewbs, you've seen them after all
There's some work to be done on my bum, but my exhibitionist tendencies more than make up for that I would think
Then again... I guess I'd be found out if I were on here during work if I worked for manker
lol Skweeky.. we have work for you in the Netherlands..with such an interesting CV. :)
Hmmm.... any suggestions?
I don't know if it's a good idea though
I would never see my husband as he would glue himself to a barstool in a coffee shop.
It may be low cholesterol but it still on the older side of young :( plus there is the grey hair and rather questionable goatee beard. :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
There is a technical glitch with the computers downstairs which only allows to the PCs to connect to the HMCE website. I've tried to fix it loads of times but I just can't :sly:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
I'm currently holding a job open for mathea - she said she'd work in that pvc nurse uniform and make me tea all day.
So, yeah, you could fill her gap for me.
Fab taste in shirts though if I remember rightly! I'm thinking your style is Man at C&A down and out in Paris and London.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Fnar!Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
One might be in the gutter but that doesn't preclude an attempt at sartorial elegance :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousFab taste in shirts though if I remember rightly! I'm thinking your style is Man at C&A down and out in Paris and London.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
"This is because women are complex with a range of emotions and character traits, and men are simple creatures easily recognisable by their system of grunts and growls."Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousFnar!Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Hi, dude :mellow:
Slick use of the quote function there :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker"This is because women are complex with a range of emotions and character traits, and men are simple creatures easily recognisable by their system of grunts and growls."Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Hi, dude :mellow:
:ermm:
You should start a facial hair thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
On a side note...I just saw Sean Connery in Hunt for Red October and he had the world's most perfect white beard.
I was envious.
h4x.Quote:
Originally Posted by clocker
Only elderly ginger people and albinos grow pure white hair.
And seal cubs and some other things.
I don't look well in PVC. I like the more natural look
How much are you paying me?
Les, give us a pic of the goatee
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...DM_468x487.jpg
Not my best side tho :unsure:
Must spend a fortune on hair care products.
i would ask for a refund or you could up your dosage:naughty:
Don't they make balances and weighing scales? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesOne might be in the gutter but that doesn't preclude an attempt at sartorial elegance :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Is the correct term to use 'pwned'?Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesSlick use of the quote function there :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Either that or All your base are belong to us
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIQ53t0gv_4[/youtube]
Unfortunately I have an internet speed of 196.6kbps at the moment because Tiscali sucks big fat cock, so I won't be able to look at that video until at least 2012.
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Originally Posted by Squeamous
Your interwebs have been stole!!!11
I know :cry1:. I'm trying to be brave though, because I don't want to let on that inside I'm rocking back and forth like a Romanian orphan high on Sunny D.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
I don't care...it's only the internet...it's not like I need it.
Stiff upper lip its the only way...don't let them see you care.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousI know :cry1:. I'm trying to be brave though, because I don't want to let on that inside I'm rocking back and forth like a Romanian orphan high on Sunny D.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
I don't care...it's only the internet...it's not like I need it.
Tiscali you say...one to avoid. Daughter would make my ears bleed in 30 minutes flat if ours did that "Dad get it fixed" "Is it fixed yet?"
To be honest, when I switch I don't think I can be bothered waiting for the MAC......I'll just cancel the DD and let them know, then take my time with getting another ISP. That's how hard I am.
:unsure:
Your daughter definitely wouldn't like what I've been having the last 3 weeks. For 5 days I had no service, and then after that it's been at this speed. Call centre of course assumes one of my leads has fallen out of the ADSL filter or something....fuckwits. I will change......I'll probably do it tomorrow. Ive been recommended 'Eclipse' so I'll give them a go.
As long as it is not Talk Talk - haven't seen a good word about them. Somebody is bound to put a good word in for them now. :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Computers that don't work properly are a pain in the butt. We have several systems at work which don't work properly. The HR one is a gem - it logs you out after 15 minutes or so, regardless of whether you are typing or not. Unfortunately some forms on there take longer than 15 minutes to complete. It logs you out - you go back to square one. I did did see a guy with the monitor in his hands, shaking it, purple with rage :shifty: It is little things like that which make the day all worthwhile.
Yeah, that's what I liked about this board before it changed. You'd try to send a pm or something and find it had logged you out and it would be lost :fist:. I also particularly like the way when this board fucks up, if you hit 'back' it's lost all but the message you quoted*. Still, at least I don't have to squint at the screen for 5 minutes trying to work out what some random illegible words say to log in anymore.
I wonder if anyone has actually managed to fix a problem with their pc through the 'help' function?
*not really.....it sucks.
FST's speciality is the double or triple post - think my record is four :dabs:
Still waiting for that pic of your magnificent torso!
:dabs: Just because I am healthy doesn't mean I am magnificent.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
I went for a prostate check and was told to make sure that both the doc's hands weren't on my shoulders ? Dam if I did n't look tho . :dry:
have SGG do an artists impression of it then :lol:
Les, I never pictured you as a horny old goat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
BTW-
I have some spare cholesterol, if you are so inclined. :whistling