The Brit Awards

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Or possibly just buy some shoes she can stand in? Maybe when you get up that high the wind speeds kind of destabilise you.

You can have Mika after me :P. I'm not sure what it is about him....usually I go for rougher types but then life throws up someone like him or Justin Hawkins and I go weak at the knees. Pretty and talented :inlove:.

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Cool ok! By the time you get to my age you don't mind sloppy seconds.

Either way it's a winning situation! He won't be able to tell which of us gave him the clap. You cover my back etc.....

I thought Mika was really supposed to be a massive gay, like :unsure:

If we get him pissed enough he won't be able to tell a back bottom from a front one.

Doesn't matter, I'm sure we'd turn him straight.

Kylie's acceptance speech..

'I'm all overcome.'

Spoonerisms ftw.

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Doesn't matter, I'm sure we'd turn him straight.

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I just looked up the lyrics to 'Love today' and realised he doesn't sing 'suck suck me'

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Originally Posted by chalice

Kylie's acceptance speech..

'I'm all overcome.'

Spoonerisms ftw.

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I hate to break it to you, but Kylie has turned into a hag. I know, I'm as shocked as you are.....it came out of nowhere. A bit like when Madonna went from voluptuous pop babe to scrawny crack addict.

I've just looked up the lyrics to that song and I'm a little bit disturbed!

Scraggy old crow is Kylie.

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Kylie's acceptance speech..

'I'm all overcome.'

Spoonerisms ftw.

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I hate to break it to you, but Kylie has turned into a hag. I know, I'm as shocked as you are.....it came out of nowhere. A bit like when Madonna went from voluptuous pop babe to scrawny crack addict.

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I'm listening to the commentary on the radio, like.

So my imagination is > TV.

Don't blockade my wankage please.

Sorry...I'll wait until you're done.

Madonna was never hawt. Fact.

She's been freaking me out with her manly-ish good looks and hugernormous dental crevasse for as long as I can remember :dabs:

I just saw some pic of her from like 1979, on the internets, when she looked sort of hawt, but I'm pretty sure it was the light.

Crap if Kylie's gone off, she still looked all right the last time I saw any footage.

At least Madonna used to have a female shape, now she looks like one of those 80 year old Indian yogis.

Never fancied Madonna. Fact.

Even when she went mental perv on it.

She's supposedly near genius-level intelligent, too.

Fuck knows how that works, with the choices she makes.

Although she's loaded, so she's been doing something right.

Yeah, she seems very smart but then she did arthritically crip about in lycra on some rollerskates in her last music vid, and that's not too clever.

Lycra is a proper space-age fabric. Maybe she's just waaay ahead of the rest of us.

Bit confused about the rollerskates, but I hear they are good for the environment or something, though.

Maybe she just likes comedy, like.

Why is it that Scraggy horrible old "superstars" like to ponce around in as little as possible? It's like they are challenging their age and afirming they are still attractive.

Think I just answered my own question there, but I with they'd stop it. It's nasty.

It's alright if you're Iggy Pop, but no woman should grow to look like him :O.

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images...net.091906.jpg

http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-conte...0richards1.jpg

http://www.starmuscle.com/wp-content...ld-madonna.jpg

http://thegrumpiest.com/wp-content/u...inogue_01a.jpg

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http://www.starmuscle.com/wp-content...ld-madonna.jpg

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She's wiry, real wiry.

Arrrrrghhhhhh! Bitch! How am I supposed to sleep now?

Jesus Christ.

Pop stars are rough as fuck.

Except Iggy, he's kewl.

Someone please tell me that's Kylie's Madame Tussaud waxwork.

Nope. That's her.

THIS is her waxwork

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/3...0_kylie300.jpg

You'd think they'd be kinder than to catch her for poster(ior)ity when she's doubled over looking for her contact lens :rolleyes:.

http://www.screenhead.com/wp-content...eddykruger.jpghttp://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-conte...0richards1.jpg

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famec...2/madonna2.jpg

What the hell is wrong with this thread. :unsure:#

I needed help just to click it. :emo:

Plastic Kylie is sort of robot-like :smilie4:

Her teefs are scary, though.

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Plastic Kylie is sort of robot-like :smilie4:

Her teefs are scary, though.

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Errrrm Snee, the one where you can see her teefs is real, not plastic.

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Plastic Kylie is sort of robot-like :smilie4:

Her teefs are scary, though.

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Errrrm Snee, the one where you can see her teefs is real, not plastic.

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I knew that :mellow:

That's plastic Kylie, the other one is wax-Kylie.

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Errrrm Snee, the one where you can see her teefs is real, not plastic.

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I knew that :mellow:

That's plastic Kylie, the other one is wax-Kylie.

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There's metal Kylie too

http://images.google.com/url?q=http:...Lwus-J08t3yCNw

Wood.

Metal Kylie's arse< real Kylie's arse circa 1997.

Nah.....Kylie's arse used to be more sticky out than that. That just looks like her thighs carried on going and missed out the middle man.

Picture of Kylie in my paper today.....

:naughty: I so would...


...if I could remember where my special zimmer is.

And the viagra.....

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And the viagra.....

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well duh! obviously

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