why does piss stink?

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Originally Posted by manker

There's a song called 'Detachable Penis'. I believe it's by an Australian band but I forget the name - been ages since I heard it.

Gave me fucking nightmares for months. I was just getting into wanking when I first heard it, like.

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[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4[/YOUTUBE]

Might not wurk. The internets is broken. First Youtube, now FST. Pain in the fucking arse it is.

King Missile was the band.

My penis was missing AGAIN? :lol:

It's wurking.
That woman repeating; 'detachable penis' was what stuck in my head and gave me teh odd dreams :fear:

It would be cool though.....you could do a sort of sexual revolving table circus trick with your gf. Blindfold yourself and then just chuck it at her. Where it stops nobody knows.....

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

It would be cool though.....you could do a sort of sexual revolving table circus trick with your gf. Blindfold yourself and then just chuck it at her. Where it stops nobody knows.....

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:lol: :blink:

lolwut, that's just twisted.

Since I don't, thankfully, have a detachable penis - would it be okay if I took a plaster-cast mold of my cawk, sent it off to one of those companies that make a dildo that's identical in size and shape to your cawk and used that to throw at you whilst you're tied naked to a revolving turntable?

If Mulder wants to join in, you could then use it as a strap on or something else :mellow:

Alright I give in...your imagination beats my imagination.

I was going to feel a bit sorry for Mulder but then I remembered that all men are gay until they're 30.

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Originally Posted by kaffeine

we can see you lurking old cawk.

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I got your calk hanging. Get a life.

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Originally Posted by Old Geezer

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Originally Posted by kaffeine

we can see you lurking old cawk.

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I got your calk hanging. Get a life.

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I knew you'd come back, you gobblygook you :happy:

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You don't make any sense. Calk?????? WHat the hell is a calk. It is not in the dictionary. You dam fool just make up what you maybe think are words being the fool you are. You are not of this world. I do believe in flying saucers and you fool are proof that we humans are not alone.

What kind of an insane person are you making up words?

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Originally Posted by kaffeine

What kind of an insane person are you making up words?

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Chill out, you silly flibblegibbet :cool:

yeah, resent your pentioners.

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Originally Posted by kaffeine

What kind of an insane person are you making up words?

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Chill out, you silly flibblegibbet :cool:

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:O

Flipperdygibbet is my nickname for my daughter.

You knows all the kewl wurds, Barbs. :cool:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Originally Posted by kaffeine

What kind of an insane person are you making up words?

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Chill out, you silly flibblegibbet :cool:

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All that word making up by Old Calk is confusing and making me glabblering :cry:

It's flibbertygibbet :rolleyes:.

Alright then, flibbertygibbet.

But my daughter ain't gonna like it.

I hope you're happy now. You've shattered her universe.

I am :snooty:.