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yes i am misreble i hae dreams abut her im going nuts :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:
:blink: Someone call the Vet!!!Quote:
Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@5 August 2003 - 10:20
omg u guys are too gentlemen like
if you really like the girl, u gotta let her know
even though my methods are somewhat unorthodox, but it's occationally effective
my girlfriend said to me there was NOONE that has the guts to do what i've done in her entire life
and NO my girlfriends ARE NOT dogs!!!
i said we made love LIKE dogs
:D
This one needs to be put down too! :P
hahahaha :D
someone here who has gone through the misery i am goin through any advice
You've already got 3 pages-worth of advice. <_<Quote:
Originally posted by neotheone@5 August 2003 - 10:24
someone here who has gone through the misery i am goin through any advice
http://photo.net/photo/pcd3945/alex-...rufus-41.1.jpgQuote:
Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@5 August 2003 - 16:20
and NO my girlfriends ARE NOT dogs!!!
i said we made love LIKE dogs
:D
A lovely picture :blink:
3 pages of advice like jumping infront of a truck or doing naty stff come on
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Originally posted by balamm@5 August 2003 - 10:28
http://photo.net/photo/pcd3945/alex-...rufus-41.1.jpg
A lovely picture :blink:
http://photo.net/photo/pcd3945/alex-...rufus-41.1.jpgQuote:
Originally posted by balamm+5 August 2003 - 15:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (balamm @ 5 August 2003 - 15:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-james_bond_rulez@5 August 2003 - 16:20
and NO my girlfriends ARE NOT dogs!!!
i said we made love LIKE dogs
:D
A lovely picture :blink: [/b][/quote]
sweet love....yum..
:angry: Hey!Quote:
Originally posted by neotheone@5 August 2003 - 10:30
3 pages of advice like jumping infront of a truck or doing naty stff come on
This is some quality shit we've been giving you! <_<
If you want girlie advice, got to DearAbby.com :P
th advices ae good but not practical
Hey I gave you the best advice of all, Get a Harley! then it doesn't matter if they even like you. You still get the benefits.
Ass or Gas baby!
i need a fast and efficient reply 2 get her
Why choose?Quote:
Originally posted by balamm@5 August 2003 - 10:35
Ass or Gas baby!
Eat beans and have Ass Gas!!! http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/badair.gif
oh COME ONQuote:
Originally posted by neotheone@5 August 2003 - 15:34
th advices ae good but not practical
be creative.
arrange a car to speed through the intersection as your girlfriend is crossing the road.
You see the car almost hits your girlfriend and you jumped out and rescued her from a deadly crash.
She's gonna wear you like her panty for the rest of her life ;)
:o My god!!!Quote:
Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@5 August 2003 - 10:38
arrange a car to speed through the intersection as your girlfriend is crossing the road.
You see the car almost hits your girlfriend and you jumped out and rescued her from a deadly crash.
She's gonna wear you like her panty for the rest of her life ;)
What would happen if the car actually struck her? :blink:
Do you know how hard it is to get blood out of a grille? :angry:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
i forgot to add this:Quote:
Originally posted by titey@5 August 2003 - 15:43
What would happen if the car actually struck her? :blink:
make sure ur friend has car insurance first :D
what if i arrange some ganstars to mug her and ill sav her :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:
He's 13 for cryin out loud!!! :blink:Quote:
Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@5 August 2003 - 10:46
make sure ur friend has car insurance first :D
I doubt if any of his friends have a license let alone insurance! :P
Now yer thinkin!!! ;)Quote:
Originally posted by neotheone@5 August 2003 - 10:51
what if i arrange some ganstars to mug her and ill sav her
EVER BETTER!!! :D :D :DQuote:
Originally posted by neotheone@5 August 2003 - 15:51
what if i arrange some ganstars to mug her and ill sav her :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:
Ok, it's arranged, 7:30 tomorrow night.Quote:
Originally posted by neotheone@5 August 2003 - 16:51
what if i arrange some ganstars to mug her and ill sav her :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:
You turn up at 7 with the cash.
anyone ave contact with the mafia or gabgster who take $500 for mugging someone or $8oo thts the least i can offer :lol:
My offer not good enough for ya ?
I'm sure lynx has done far more for far less! :DQuote:
Originally posted by neotheone@5 August 2003 - 10:55
anyone ave contact with the mafia or gabgster who take $500 for mugging someone or $8oo thts the least i can offer :lol:
o it good but how do i get her 2 come
These are real. Study them well and have your revenge well planned in case she uses any of them on you. >>
oh.. well, I can't see you -like this/that- [any more] because....:
(actual excuses given to me and others)
"you remind me of my brother"
"I'm afraid to ruin the friendship"
"We'll never be able to have good sex"
"I'm in love with someone else [but actually hate the guy]"
"I don't want to be involved in a relationship right now"
"You treat me too well."
"I feel pressure from others for us to be a couple."
"I hate people for the time being."
"I don't know."
"It's too easy to be close to you."
"I don't want an intimate relationship."
"You're too stable"
"I need to have sex at least twice a day."
"We never tried 'just being friends.'"
"You always want to do stuff together"
"I like men who aren't afraid to eat"
"You're an American."
"I'm taking a gender studies course, and you're a man."
"I might fall in love with you."
"I don't want you to be disappointed."
"If we go out, I will want to stay with you."
"I don't know, maybe it's just my period."
"I love you, just not with a capital L."
"You deserve better than me"
"I don't want to date anyone that I work with."
"Oh, by the way... I'm engaged to my ex-boyfriend."
"You said I was going to leave so many times it became a self-fulfilling prophecy."
"We're perfect for each other, but I don't like you anymore."
"You're too short."
"I am afraid of falling in love with you"
"I can see you from 8-9 MWF."
"I don't like sticking around college park."
"I'm afraid of having sex right now, and I'm so attracted to you that I know it will happen soon if I don't leave."
"I'm not over my last boyfriend from 4 months ago." (then almost immediately begins to start seeing someone else)
"despite our 14 month relationship, I've never wanted things to 'go anywhere' with you. We were just 'hanging out."
"'I like you too much as a person"
"I'm not interested in a relationship" (the proceed to date someone ten years her senior behind her parents back; another person: proceeds to start date someone else)
"You're too accomodating. And sometimes you're late."
"Recent events have made me reevaluate what I'm capable of at this time."
"I don't know who you are."
"I feel like I'm alone with you."
"I like to have _fun_."
"I'm too in love with you."
"....I forgot to tell you - I'm engaged and my fiance will be here this weekend."
"....I forgot to tell you - I'm married."
"....I've realized I'm gay."
"I'm really a man"
"if i go out with you then all the other losers will think that they have a shot with me"
"because I'm already sleeping with your roommate"
"I want to bang your roommate"
"I am on a journey, i need to find myself" [proceeds to find someone else to join them within weeks of dumping you]
"I want you, i love you, but i need space" [literal meaning: the rest of their life]
"I love you so much it scares me" [but I have no fear of looking for someone else as soon as I can get you out the door]
"My inner child is wounded" (but hes/shes still strong enough to annihilate you!)
"I feel hurt over the loss of my ex" (you think you could have mentioned that before you told me I was the love of your life?)
"I love you more than anything, but you keep me from having 'fun'." [fun was her code word for getting drunk and fucking a stranger.]
"I just can't give you the attention you need." (then proceeds to give all his attention to a large breasted blonde)
"Because today I found God... he said I should lose you because you are ruled by Satan..."
"After I postponed our wedding, and while I was taking a temporary break to help understand myself better, I got married." (This was ascertained by finding a web page that mentioned the wedding).
"Your eyes remind me too much of your sister..."
"You're wonderful"
"Well... I think of you as a friend"
"I'm embarking on 6 years of celibacy, and I know that if I saw you, we'd have sex."
"i don't believe in fairy tales"
"... I'm afraid you'll break up with me."
"I want to spend more time with my children from my previous union" (then procee ds to party with his friends during the weekend)
"things are just going too well and I just can't have that."
"you're too good of a kisser and it's really distracting. Yeah..."
"becasue I think my wife is getting suspicious."
"We have fun together and you're a great guy and all but I'm weird." She then went on to date someone who was on fun to her...
"I'm not ready for a relation, but when I am, you'll be the first to know..." (A month later, another guy)...
"We're complete opposites. I know how I am and I would only just end up hurting you."
"...because I'm a whore! (laughing)"
"let me see if I can pencil you in"
Ok, now you've gone and switched the topic to sex. :huh:Quote:
Originally posted by neotheone@5 August 2003 - 10:57
o it good but how do i get her 2 come
master of love...
:blink: :blink: :blink:
balamm... your poor rejected bastard! :(Quote:
Originally posted by balamm@5 August 2003 - 10:58
oh.. well, I can't see you -like this/that- [any more] because....:
(actual excuses given to me)
"you remind me of my brother"
"I'm afraid to ruin the friendship"
"We'll never be able to have good sex"
"I'm in love with someone else [but actually hate the guy]"
"I don't want to be involved in a relationship right now"
"You treat me too well."
"I feel pressure from others for us to be a couple."
"I hate people for the time being."
"I don't know."
"It's too easy to be close to you."
"I don't want an intimate relationship."
"You're too stable"
"I need to have sex at least twice a day."
"We never tried 'just being friends.'"
"You always want to do stuff together"
"I like men who aren't afraid to eat"
"You're an American."
"I'm taking a gender studies course, and you're a man."
"I might fall in love with you."
"I don't want you to be disappointed."
"If we go out, I will want to stay with you."
"I don't know, maybe it's just my period."
"I love you, just not with a capital L."
"You deserve better than me"
"I don't want to date anyone that I work with."
"Oh, by the way... I'm engaged to my ex-boyfriend."
"You said I was going to leave so many times it became a self-fulfilling prophecy."
"We're perfect for each other, but I don't like you anymore."
"You're too short."
"I am afraid of falling in love with you"
"I can see you from 8-9 MWF."
"I don't like sticking around college park."
"I'm afraid of having sex right now, and I'm so attracted to you that I know it will happen soon if I don't leave."
"I'm not over my last boyfriend from 4 months ago." (then almost immediately begins to start seeing someone else)
"despite our 14 month relationship, I've never wanted things to 'go anywhere' with you. We were just 'hanging out."
"'I like you too much as a person"
"I'm not interested in a relationship" (the proceed to date someone ten years her senior behind her parents back; another person: proceeds to start date someone else)
"You're too accomodating. And sometimes you're late."
"Recent events have made me reevaluate what I'm capable of at this time."
"I don't know who you are."
"I feel like I'm alone with you."
"I like to have _fun_."
"I'm too in love with you."
"....I forgot to tell you - I'm engaged and my fiance will be here this weekend."
"....I forgot to tell you - I'm married."
"....I've realized I'm gay."
"I'm really a man"
"if i go out with you then all the other losers will think that they have a shot with me"
"because I'm already sleeping with your roommate"
"I want to bang your roommate"
"I am on a journey, i need to find myself" [proceeds to find someone else to join them within weeks of dumping you]
"I want you, i love you, but i need space" [literal meaning: the rest of their life]
"I love you so much it scares me" [but I have no fear of looking for someone else as soon as I can get you out the door]
"My inner child is wounded" (but hes/shes still strong enough to annihilate you!)
"I feel hurt over the loss of my ex" (you think you could have mentioned that before you told me I was the love of your life?)
"I love you more than anything, but you keep me from having 'fun'." [fun was her code word for getting drunk and fucking a stranger.]
"I just can't give you the attention you need." (then proceeds to give all his attention to a large breasted blonde)
"Because today I found God... he said I should lose you because you are ruled by Satan..."
"After I postponed our wedding, and while I was taking a temporary break to help understand myself better, I got married." (This was ascertained by finding a web page that mentioned the wedding).
"Your eyes remind me too much of your sister..."
"You're wonderful"
"Well... I think of you as a friend"
"I'm embarking on 6 years of celibacy, and I know that if I saw you, we'd have sex."
"i don't believe in fairy tales"
"... I'm afraid you'll break up with me."
"I want to spend more time with my children from my previous union" (then procee ds to party with his friends during the weekend)
"things are just going too well and I just can't have that."
"you're too good of a kisser and it's really distracting. Yeah..."
"becasue I think my wife is getting suspicious."
"We have fun together and you're a great guy and all but I'm weird." She then went on to date someone who was on fun to her...
"I'm not ready for a relation, but when I am, you'll be the first to know..." (A month later, another guy)...
"We're complete opposites. I know how I am and I would only just end up hurting you."
"...because I'm a whore! (laughing)"
"let me see if I can pencil you in"
no one switched it 2 sex
hey ill try that whait till school opens ill really ty tht thanx blamnQuote:
"We never tried 'just being friends.'"
Do your .... er .... em .... uh .... romatic interests tell you that often b? :blink:Quote:
Originally posted by balamm@5 August 2003 - 10:58
"becasue I think my wife is getting suspicious."
:unsure: Is there something you'd like to get off your chest?
:blink: I wasn't serious dude. These are examples of bad things
:unsure:Quote:
Originally posted by balamm@5 August 2003 - 16:58
"becasue I think my wife is getting suspicious."
Dammit, titey, you beat me to it.
Wwwwwwokay sure! http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/whistle.gifQuote:
Originally posted by balamm@5 August 2003 - 11:04
:blink: I wasn't serious dude. These are examples of bad things
fuck man, how many girlz have rejected u?Quote:
Originally posted by balamm@5 August 2003 - 15:58
These are real. Study them well and have your revenge well planned in case she uses any of them on you. >>
oh.. well, I can't see you -like this/that- [any more] because....:
(actual excuses given to me and others)
"you remind me of my brother"
"I'm afraid to ruin the friendship"
"We'll never be able to have good sex"
"I'm in love with someone else [but actually hate the guy]"
"I don't want to be involved in a relationship right now"
"You treat me too well."
"I feel pressure from others for us to be a couple."
"I hate people for the time being."
"I don't know."
"It's too easy to be close to you."
"I don't want an intimate relationship."
"You're too stable"
"I need to have sex at least twice a day."
"We never tried 'just being friends.'"
"You always want to do stuff together"
"I like men who aren't afraid to eat"
"You're an American."
"I'm taking a gender studies course, and you're a man."
"I might fall in love with you."
"I don't want you to be disappointed."
"If we go out, I will want to stay with you."
"I don't know, maybe it's just my period."
"I love you, just not with a capital L."
"You deserve better than me"
"I don't want to date anyone that I work with."
"Oh, by the way... I'm engaged to my ex-boyfriend."
"You said I was going to leave so many times it became a self-fulfilling prophecy."
"We're perfect for each other, but I don't like you anymore."
"You're too short."
"I am afraid of falling in love with you"
"I can see you from 8-9 MWF."
"I don't like sticking around college park."
"I'm afraid of having sex right now, and I'm so attracted to you that I know it will happen soon if I don't leave."
"I'm not over my last boyfriend from 4 months ago." (then almost immediately begins to start seeing someone else)
"despite our 14 month relationship, I've never wanted things to 'go anywhere' with you. We were just 'hanging out."
"'I like you too much as a person"
"I'm not interested in a relationship" (the proceed to date someone ten years her senior behind her parents back; another person: proceeds to start date someone else)
"You're too accomodating. And sometimes you're late."
"Recent events have made me reevaluate what I'm capable of at this time."
"I don't know who you are."
"I feel like I'm alone with you."
"I like to have _fun_."
"I'm too in love with you."
"....I forgot to tell you - I'm engaged and my fiance will be here this weekend."
"....I forgot to tell you - I'm married."
"....I've realized I'm gay."
"I'm really a man"
"if i go out with you then all the other losers will think that they have a shot with me"
"because I'm already sleeping with your roommate"
"I want to bang your roommate"
"I am on a journey, i need to find myself" [proceeds to find someone else to join them within weeks of dumping you]
"I want you, i love you, but i need space" [literal meaning: the rest of their life]
"I love you so much it scares me" [but I have no fear of looking for someone else as soon as I can get you out the door]
"My inner child is wounded" (but hes/shes still strong enough to annihilate you!)
"I feel hurt over the loss of my ex" (you think you could have mentioned that before you told me I was the love of your life?)
"I love you more than anything, but you keep me from having 'fun'." [fun was her code word for getting drunk and fucking a stranger.]
"I just can't give you the attention you need." (then proceeds to give all his attention to a large breasted blonde)
"Because today I found God... he said I should lose you because you are ruled by Satan..."
"After I postponed our wedding, and while I was taking a temporary break to help understand myself better, I got married." (This was ascertained by finding a web page that mentioned the wedding).
"Your eyes remind me too much of your sister..."
"You're wonderful"
"Well... I think of you as a friend"
"I'm embarking on 6 years of celibacy, and I know that if I saw you, we'd have sex."
"i don't believe in fairy tales"
"... I'm afraid you'll break up with me."
"I want to spend more time with my children from my previous union" (then procee ds to party with his friends during the weekend)
"things are just going too well and I just can't have that."
"you're too good of a kisser and it's really distracting. Yeah..."
"becasue I think my wife is getting suspicious."
"We have fun together and you're a great guy and all but I'm weird." She then went on to date someone who was on fun to her...
"I'm not ready for a relation, but when I am, you'll be the first to know..." (A month later, another guy)...
"We're complete opposites. I know how I am and I would only just end up hurting you."
"...because I'm a whore! (laughing)"
"let me see if I can pencil you in"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
i no how 2 get her on a date wit u.......................have 1 of her friends put her on a blind date wit uQuote:
Originally posted by neotheone@5 August 2003 - 14:45
any comments on how 2 impress a girl and get 2 er heart :)
:D I was a busy young man myself once :D
I found love though.....
Got myself a Chopper!!
http://hometown.aol.com/kevsv8s10/im...per%200270.jpg
how bout this first day of gr 8 in septmber i go up to her
"hey anessa wait up um i was thinkin We never tried 'just being friends. so will u be my freind" :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: