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i have huge collection of used panties from all over the world
I have a huge collection of used panties in my laundry basket. How much of a perve am I!
1.3/10 on a hygienic scale :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Oi! It's not like I turn them inside out and wear them again :snooty:.
'Gusset batter' :glag:
There is absolutely no way you can read that and stop your mind's eye formulating an image of a beige strip of gunk etched proudly on the suture of a pair of otherwise pristine white kecks.
May i ask what is it you're trying to achieve Submission with all these fanatical Japan posts? do you even live in Japan or close to it? how does Japan effect you in any given way?.
That's why it's best to buy cream ones :happy:.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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Originally Posted by Squeamous
10 week old worn out panties , hardcore bdsm material
Only if you ballgag someone with them :unsure:.
Too farQuote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
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Too far
Says the man who pulled out a used tampon with his teeth :lol:.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
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Originally Posted by SqueamousSays the man who pulled out a used tampon with his teeth :lol:.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
You let him do that or did you make him do that.
Squeams, you are the living end.
Oi!! Nothing to do with me. You know what it's like. It's the 70's, you're a bit of a hippy, you're probably off your face on magic mushrooms or something and in a rush of youthful hormones you do what seems to be the most sensible course of action given the circumstances :unsure:. I'm sure Biggy can explain it better though.
If it had been me (and I wasn't alive back then), it would have been a mooncup (which hadn't been invented back then) :snooty:.
Imagine trying to pull a mooncup out with your teeth http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/9...agpinchao4.gif
I have no idea what it takes to remove a deployed mooncup, btw, but I'm betting it'd be fucking carnage if you tried to do it using only your teeth.
I think I licked a cervix once so it's at least possible :unsure:
I am not sure what a moon cup is either but the cup part is a worry especially if it runneth over :OQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
A perfectly hygienic string was not a big deal imho
:ermm: it wasn't like I was running around with the whole damn thing in my mouth like some loon from Night of the Living Dead
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Originally Posted by Biggles
How was it hygenic, tho'. It'd been pissed over and held in a warm, bacteria friendly place for most of the day, I'll be bound.
:lol:
Actually I'm full of admiration for you Biggmeister :wub:.
A mooncup can be as easy or hard to take out with the teeth as you make it....it's got a rubber string thing that can be trimmed to a desired length for removal. The running over part may be problematic though :unsure:.
Manky, you licked a cervix? Either you have a very long tongue or the woman in question was built like a wizard's sleeve.
She was a fragrant lass and the hormones were strong with me. I was only a mere youth of about 20Quote:
Originally Posted by manker:lol: :earl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
How was it hygenic, tho'. It'd been pissed over and held in a warm, bacteria friendly place for most of the day, I'll be bound.
:lol: I had an image of Manker like the alien out of Earth Girls Are Easy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
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Originally Posted by Biggles
Just out of interest, do you have a Scottish accent? :shifty:
I think it was to do with the way she was positioned. On her back with all her weight on her shoulders, arse up in the air and legs akimbo. I was squatting between said legs, as I recall.
I just noticed it there as I was looking into the abyss, its single eye beckoning me. So, as you do, I licked it.
I've got a mental image in my head now of a Manky Frodo cowering before Sauron's penetrating gaze :unsure:.
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Originally Posted by Biggles
Just out of interest, do you have a Scottish accent? :shifty:
I probably do - although it is difficult to determine the level of one's own accent. Not a particularly hard one as I am a bit of a teuchter :ermm:
What's a teuchter?
A Scotch bumpkin.
Probably.
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Originally Posted by manker
I had to look it up :dry:.
Is it Edinburgh-y or Glasgae-eey?
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Originally Posted by Squeamous
I grew up in the Orkneys and Oban so neither - it is a much softer accent than either of those. I am not total teuchtar as I can pronounce the letter b so I can say boat rather than bhpoat (you have to hear it to understand :lol: )
Ooo oo I know! Like Mrs Doubtfire?
:angry: A Merkin pretending to be a female Scottish lady of advanced years!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
:ermm: yes a bit :ermm:
Ahem. I believe there's something I'm owed for that transgression?
That was remiss of me - it was the shock of the Robin Williams in drag comparison :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Justice must prevail
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Made all the more special because it's not in the smiley list :mushy:.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Yup :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousMade all the more special because it's not in the smiley list :mushy:.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
although Barbie could add it :dry: as it is fast becoming an absolute essential now you are here.
I've got enough on my plate with you without everyone else doing it too :cry:.
That smiley, and its ripping off the skin on its arse and taking a spanking on the bloody tissue beneath totally freaks me out, man.
You are reading way too much into a wee smileyQuote:
Originally Posted by Snee
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I blame all the uber violent video games.
I just blew your mind, didn't I?
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:dry: That is how you dress for the uber violent video games isn't it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee