Attention seeking whore

Thanks Crabby! Altogether now...can I get a little Calvin Harris....

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I got all the points, I got all the points!

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

what is that? aids? :unsure:

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If I put on some old episodes of Baywatch will you sit quietly with your top off and stop talking? :wub:

You people have shit for brains for sure. The most nonsensecal thread I have ever seen. Why do you people,well I assume you are human keep up this idle chatter day after day?
I will post like you fools do.

Nuhkkj hyueu jieyj l?? This makes as much sense as the replies I see here.

And that's how you make J2 look like an amateur in the attention-whoring racket, then.

I like a good troll, but this one's just not very good at it.

I reckon it's one of JP's joke account. That guy can't be serious :lol:

Yeah, but JP's more of a troll than this knob :P.

I just looked through all 33 pages of that thread....genius.

Skweeky really did get her boobs out! Christ, I swear if I did that I'd have a divorce on my hands, Skweek's OH rocks :D.

kids these days eh. :blink: :blink: :blink:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

what is that? aids? :unsure:

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If I put on some old episodes of Baywatch will you sit quietly with your top off and stop talking? :wub:

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zomfg Baywatch!? Hells yeah!

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Take_A_Picture.jpg

I've just got this feeling, call it women's intuition....you're a breast man aren't you Mulder?

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I was talking to an acquaintance yesterday and he told me he thought I was 'marginally more fun than a smack in the face'.

I have decided to actively pursue a course of being only slightly more fun than a smack in the face, and I also thought I'd try to be a bit more interesting than watching paint dry while I'm at it.

Anyone else want to join me? :shit:

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No thanks but do carry on! Do your best, as up until now, you have operated here in the Lounge, at best at about 3 under par. I always feel we should encourage and support these moments of possible self-advancement, if and when initiated by the member.:yup:

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Originally Posted by Old Geezer

You people have shit for brains for sure. The most nonsensecal thread I have ever seen. Why do you people,well I assume you are human keep up this idle chatter day after day?
I will post like you fools do.

Nuhkkj hyueu jieyj l?? This makes as much sense as the replies I see here.

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:glag: You're fucking priceless, you really are :happy:

http://www.peter-noster.de/wordpress...ocky_start.jpg

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I've just got this feeling, call it women's intuition....you're a breast man aren't you Mulder?

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I think mulder is the kind of guy that if you said you were too tired for sex, he'd wait till you were asleep then fuck you in the ear. :pinch::pinch::pinch:

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

too tired for sex

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im sorry but i don't understand your words? :unsure:

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I've just got this feeling, call it women's intuition....you're a breast man aren't you Mulder?

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I think mulder is the kind of guy that if you said you were too tired for sex, he'd wait till you were asleep then fuck you in the ear. :pinch::pinch::pinch:

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:lol:

I think he'd just say 'you can fall asleep if you like.....I'll try not to keep you awake'.

He's promised me drunken pictures to my phone. Nothing as yet the little whore.

At least you've seen the penis :(.

Fixed

http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/...0m_469cb72.jpg

*gulp*

There's certainly enough to go around, that's for sure. Send him my way when you're done won't you Crabby?

You know, you don't often get to see the privates of people you like.

:fst:

Think he's got enough to service the whole of his home-town before he makes a start on Plymouth! Either that or the rest of him is really tiny - like a large-membered midget.

I fail to see how he could be normal size with that baby's arm. Something's got to give :yup:.

I can see you too were impressed by our mulder. :yes:

't Is how he won the respect of the Lounge.

has my p33n been doing the rounds again? :unsure:

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

He's promised me drunken pictures to my phone. Nothing as yet the little whore.

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i was mislead last night, I was lead to believe there would be booze and whores - turns out it was for a night of bowling that ended at half ten :fist: everyone drove there too so wasn't drinking, i had three pints then everyone left and i got a taxi home :emo:

/won two out of three games though :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I can see you too were impressed by our mulder. :yes:

't Is how he won the respect of the Lounge.

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Now Biggles and the Manky One have deserted us there's not a lot of talent left :cry:.

Your boobs have won their fair share of respect....and other things :shifty:.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

has my p33n been doing the rounds again? :unsure:

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There were certainly a lot of photos. I particularly liked the one where it looked all suave and sophisticated, although the one where it was relaxing at a jaunty angle was nice too. You should be a penis model!

I've considered it, I wont lie :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I've just got this feeling, call it women's intuition....you're a breast man aren't you Mulder?

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I think mulder is the kind of guy that if you said you were too tired for sex, he'd wait till you were asleep then fuck you in the ear. :pinch::pinch::pinch:

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...at Least you would hear him coming.



-bd :mellow:

mulder - satisfying the interweb wimmin since 1985 :dabs:

so who wants to see mine ? :dabs:

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

I think mulder is the kind of guy that if you said you were too tired for sex, he'd wait till you were asleep then fuck you in the ear. :pinch::pinch::pinch:

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...at Least you would hear him coming.



-bd :mellow:

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:lol:

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Originally Posted by J-dye

so who wants to see mine ? :dabs:

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We have to be very specific about this. I don't want any pictures of male chickens or Colt45s. Penises only.

so Squeamous, now that you've seen mulder junior i think its only fair i get to see your orsum bewbage :smilie4:

signed please and make it out to rob :smilie4:

They're too shy :snooty:.