i have throat aids

:O So instead of swallowing you can just take it up the bum with the same effects.

srysly though, why cant they just use gass or an injection :cry:

That'd be kinky as fuck, but I'm game :smilie4:

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That'd be kinky as fuck, but I'm ghey :smilie4:

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Obviously.


-bd :ghey:

Hoi Muldster.. It's not like you haven't had anything long, thick and hard up there before.. This is a mere anti-climax to what you're used to.

Go for it, it's all lubed up like Skweeks said, and the hawt nurse sticks her finger up there too.. sounds tewtally orsum. shirley you can't say no to that mate.


Pics are an obviousment, too.

that does sound tempting :eyebrows:

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its gay, i won't do it :snooty:

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Deaf before dishonour.

Maybe they can't use gas 'cos they are going in through your face. Dunno why you can't have an injection or a drip if you don't want stuff up your bum, though. There ought to be sedatives that work well enough that way.

Maybe that's more expensive, though.

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its gay, i won't do it :snooty:

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Deaf before dishonour.

Maybe they can't use gas 'cos they are going in through your face. Dunno why you can't have an injection or a drip if you don't want stuff up your bum, though. There ought to be sedatives that work well enough that way.

Maybe that's more expensive, though.

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Thanks Snny. That made my day.:lol::lol:

what if she goes to slip me the pill and i accidentally take a massive dump on her hand! :o

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what if she goes to slip me the pill and i accidentally take a massive dump on her hand! :o

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epic win :w00t:

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what if she goes to slip me the pill and i accidentally take a massive dump on her hand! :o

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epic win :w00t:

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i-n-d-e-e-d :glag:

Now THAT would be tewtally orsum, and I must demand.. Video footage here, pics won't be enough.

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't Is a virus going round. Treat the symptoms and take a couple of days of work. Do it. You know I'm right, I'm nearly a mum.

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Yeah, a couple of days of work should solve anything.

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't Is a virus going round. Treat the symptoms and take a couple of days of work. Do it. You know I'm right, I'm nearly a mum.

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Yeah, a couple of days of work should solve anything.

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Agreed. It's better than an apple a day, and all that.

-bd :sage:

Have you still got throat AIDS Mulder? Hot water, teaspoon of honey, dash of lemon and a slice of ginger. Very soothing :yup:. Although I appreciate that it is kind of like cooking and you can't get it from a burger bar, which probably counts against it.

they don't do honey burgers :emo:

think its nearly gone, for now... :ermm:

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and a slice of ginger. Very soothing :yup:.

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i bet :naughty:

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^ She has tit-AIDS.. Wouldn't wanna catch that off of her :fear:

Oh, I like her. She was Sybil's surly daughter in that sitcome wasn't she? :wub:

Edit: That should be 'sitcom'. What was I thinking? :unsure:

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Oh, I like her. She was Sybil's surly daughter in that sitcome wasn't she? :wub:

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Alicia Witt, she's the future misses mulder :wub:

there's a fred about her on benchez internets.

^That there is. And her naughty younger sibling, like.

/me thinks this throat conundrum is derived from cleftsecks, of the oral type. Hurricane Katrina, like.

Yes, I approve. You may marry her with my blessings Mulder :happy:.

i was just gonna do her from behind and make her feel like a tramp in the morning :eyebrows:

You've not quite got the hang of this 'wife' thing have you?

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You've not quite got the hang of this 'wife' thing have you?

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:fear:

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Mmmm...set to stun :wub:

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have you, like, never seen Jeff Dunham's act?! :o

Who's Jeff Dunham? :unsure:

trililili's bastard daughter from another cawk

Erm.. Actually, he happens to be a pretty orsum ventriloquist... Fact is, Village Shemale here was once humiliated by him and his Dead Terrorist act.. They laughed at him throughout the whole act, and he/she (what the hell are you, Shemale? :huh:) went home crying.. Masturbated throughout the night to try and ease the pain.. Didnt work, so she/he/she got Mulder to give her/him/him some buttsecks... :no:

he guilted me into it :emo:

lyke

He/she/it guilted you into his/her/its bottom? What did you do to deserve that? :O

Or rather, what did you gain as a result of doing that? :shifty:

AIDS probably. Bum AIDS rather than the throat AIDS he's already got.