I was being 100% serious,except for the stick part.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
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I was being 100% serious,except for the stick part.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I thought you were being serious with the stick part :mellow:
And if women hit on men there, then I'll move as soon as I can buy myself a ticket, or clandestinely board a cargo ship.
-Sherman
You probably do Bench-boy, but I bet you get propositioned by fewer builders :snooty:.
You do realise it doesn't count if they're asking you for money in return? :noes:Quote:
I was being 100% serious,except for the stick part.
Lol.
-Sherman
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Originally Posted by Squeamous
Did you read the end of my post. :unsure:
Oh!
What's a bit-tard anyway? :unsure:
Someone who lives in the BitTorrent Invites/BitTorrent section.
-Sherman
:glag: Most fitting pic evar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
Re. topic: My g/f was kissed by some cawk who didn't get the idea she has a boyfriend (he was all like "oh.. I didn't know you were, like REAL boy and girl friends.."). I told her it was OK as long as it really was that arse that initiated the whole kiss.. The fact she even came and told me about the case was pretty ace as well.
I stll and will love her for who she is :wub:
She's kissing other guys now?
I'd say keep a tight watch on 'er, Rabi.
-Sherman
No, the other guy kissed her (she stopped midway and told him to fuck off). That arse actually started drinking after that incident :ermm:
Interesting that she stopped midway rather than pre-emptively avoiding the kiss :hmmm:
According to what she said he simply took her head and started kissing her.. She stopped him thereafter. Was good enough for me.
Still, the fact she came forward and told me about it is in itself a reason to forgive and forget :)
That happened to me once, although it was a girl, a really good friend of mine. It was only very brief and I told my OH about it and he was fine with it. I think she was trying to make her gf jealous. I felt used :snooty:.Quote:
Originally Posted by tralalala
Sometimes people pursue those in relationships, I know not why. Maybe they see it as sport?
Sounds like sexual assault to me, and she should have had him arrested. Unless.......:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
So it's not unusual..
Another reason to forgive her.. She truly feels for me.. Great feeling, am loving every moment of it :D
what were you both wearing at the time?Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousThat happened to me once, although it was a girlQuote:
Originally Posted by tralalala
Oh hello Mouldy, fancy seeing you here :shifty:
My burd kissed a burd once. True story.
My g/f is tewtally straight and wouldn't kiss another girl for the world :(
She'll need convincing then.
If later you want to experiment a three-character play.
-Sherman
What would be the best approach and method of persuasion then?
Just the one? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
Arguments such as "a curiosity for trying something new", "experimenting with the now clearly limitless extent of your love for eachother", "being more adventurous with eachother", and others of this general nature bode well for your case.
-Sherman
Yup. I was fucking furious about it to be honest and we nearly split up over it.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousJust the one? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
Why the fuck? :huh: Who initiated it, and was she hawt?
It was just a kiss, we were in the pub a bit pissed and some burd I knew decided to snog my missus and she let her. I wan't impressed at all.
Maybe she was more pissed than you..?
-Sherman
VillageIdiot is on my ignore list. True story.
What a joykill you are.
-Sherman
But you can't be upset abnout her snogging another burd. You're not a burd. You can't offer her that thrill. True story.
Yeah, well she didn't do it for the thrill.
If i'd wanted that other burd's germs I would have snogged her myself. :snooty: She did try it on with me too.
It's still cheating as far as i'm concerned. The fact it was in front of me made no difference.
It was 6 years ago btw. :pinch: And I did forgive her that week.
You arsehole, that was a golden opportunity for a wicked threesome.. What if she was hawt and all.
Maybes it was his sister or mum or his handicapped daughter.Quote:
Originally Posted by tralalala
You sick bastard.
lol skiz u definitely read my post wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkizoI dunno if you're a pussy, but you're definitely a schmuck.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seedler
That's why she cheated on you in the first place and why she'll do it again.
She cheats on you and you tell her you still love her?? That girl doesn't give two shits about you and its fixing to get a whole lot worse. You'll see.
I still have feeling for her, because I really loved her. But, obviously, I didn't tell her that I loved her after she freaking cheated on me, that was your assumption, figment of imagination, misread, or whatever:P
But yah I'm pretty bummed, we were really close but I guess I just didn't "care about her emotionally". I'll get over it. Eventually.:huh:
Punch her in the cunt you big ghey.
And oh sorry for sounding all teen drama loike, but I'm screwing one of her friends. Somehow I'm not depressed anymore, heh.
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Originally Posted by Seedler
She's best friends with your right hand. :O
Kill yourself. Win for her, win for us, win for you.
I recommend a sharpened pencil through the eyeball.
Do report back on your failure.
:glag: