Beard or no face fungus?

lol you wanna change your OH?

She's nuts is what she is. I blame the excess wine.

And cheese.

lol dam that cheese, im suprised sher doesnt have bad nightmares

I don't get "stubble" beards...either you shave or you don't, make up your fuckin mind.
I've had a mustache forever and grew a beard last winter.
Tried a goatee this spring but it was too much work, so now it's growing back out.

Since there is a healthy amount of gray in it, the beard is really enhancing my crotchety old fart persona- "Hey you kids, get off my bloody lawn!"- which is the role I was born to play.
Now, if I could just manage some Andy Rooney eyebrows, I'd be set.

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Does it tickle your boss's sphincter? :O

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Perhaps. I've never asked her though. :shifty:

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Ewe sneaky bar steward. :O

I noticed your post was ported over succesfully. How very, fucking convenient. :snooty:

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:O Skizo otherwise known as " Osama Bin Loaded" is also renowned for his thrust towards world hegemony in cohorts with the Illuminati ..so there is a major chance he is behind this conspiracy too, benchez :ermm:

He sent me this PM. :fear:

http://www.kimchy.org/wp-content/upl.../06/drevil.jpg

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She's nuts is what she is. I blame the excess wine.

And cheese.

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:snooty:

do you likes your wine and cheese Squeem?

She's nuts for that stuff.

'Ey, Squeam? :P

Hoi, wizeard, have you switched to Soulseek NS yet?

I do quite like a cheeseboard and a glass of port, yes :happy:

Hey! I appear to be a wannabe hoodlum :dabs:

lol eeeeeeeeeee i bet you go terrorising peoples houses and old ladies

What are you talking about? He is an old lady!

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What are you talking about? He is an old lady!

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:snooty: Hair has no respect for gender.

I think you look rather fetching in a d'Artagnan sort of a way :smilie4:

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:snooty: Hair has no respect for gender.

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lmao

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I think you look rather fetching in a d'Artagnan sort of a way :smilie4:

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That is very kind - it has gone very white of late though :ermm:

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I think you look rather fetching in a d'Artagnan sort of a way :smilie4:

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That is very kind - it has gone very white of late though :ermm:

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Racist.

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That is very kind - it has gone very white of late though :ermm:

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Racist.

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:unsure: I could get Just for Men and a toothbrush.

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Racist.

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:unsure: I could get Just for Men and a toothbrush.

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Homophobe.

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That is very kind - it has gone very white of late though :ermm:

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I still think you're a greying love god :smilie4:

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That is very kind - it has gone very white of late though :ermm:

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I still think you're a greying love god :smilie4:

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:blushing:

But then I do fancy William Hague :pinch:

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But then I do fancy William Hague :pinch:

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