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Originally Posted by Skweeky
Pretty much everything Kev writes boils down to "You are a cunt".Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787The hell you say.:ohmy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
It's an artform really and j2 is the acknowledged master, albeit the sole practitioner.
Ah...scriptural masturbation.
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He wanks while reading the Bible you say.
I knew he was a bit of a fundamentalist but that's plain mentalist.
I see double posts are back in vogue here.
He's very devout...he uses his right hand every time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
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Mmk :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by clockerQuote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Pretty much everything Kev writes boils down to "You are a cunt".Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787The hell you say.:ohmy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
It's an artform really and j2 is the acknowledged master, albeit the sole practitioner.I have j2's left ass cheek in my mouth.
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Originally Posted by brotherdoobieHe's very devout...he uses his right hand every time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
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Originally Posted by j2k4I think you've got that backwards, but never mind that.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I used your post because it was handy, not for any other reason.
My use of the term "you people" refers to those JP speaks of; the ones who are here to shop, then leave.
Off-hand, I would say you have been here and in evidence long enough to qualify as an actual participating member, but, as you've obviously taken offense, perhaps you would be so kind as to enumerate my sins, so that I may disabuse you of any remnant ignorance.
In other words, why not make an example of me.
Please, I'm begging you. :whistling
You are lying.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
You are also forgiven.
Five Hail Marys.
Literalist!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
If, in my case, you could truthfully say "usually" or "always", then you'd have something.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
As it is, even your use of the word "often" doesn't apply, so yes, I'd call it an overreaction.
Sold. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
That goes without saying; where have you been. :whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
It's also JP's true calling.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkweekyQuote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
Can I request subtitles like this for any one Kev's posts? It's rather amusing.
I think he does it for money, in real life.
He paid me a good price, ftw.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787The hell you say.:ohmy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
Actually, it varies...sometimes,Quote:
Originally Posted by clocker
He is a cunt, or she is a cunt, or they are cunts.
Occasionally, I am a cunt, and by my own hand.
lol pwnt :p
Wees gegroet Maria
Vol can genade
De Heer is met U
Gezegend zijt gij boven alle vrouwen
En gezegend is de vrucht van uw lichaam ,Jezus
Heilige Maria, moeder God's
Bid voor ons
Arme zondaars
Nu, en in het uur van onze dood.
Amen
Wees gegroet Maria
Vol can genade
De Heer is met U
Gezegend zijt gij boven alle vrouwen
En gezegend is de vrucht van uw lichaam ,Jezus
Heilige Maria, moeder God's
Bid voor ons
Arme zondaars
Nu, en in het uur van onze dood.
Amen
Wees gegroet Maria
Vol can genade
De Heer is met U
Gezegend zijt gij boven alle vrouwen
En gezegend is de vrucht van uw lichaam ,Jezus
Heilige Maria, moeder God's
Bid voor ons
Arme zondaars
Nu, en in het uur van onze dood.
Amen
Wees gegroet Maria
Vol can genade
De Heer is met U
Gezegend zijt gij boven alle vrouwen
En gezegend is de vrucht van uw lichaam ,Jezus
Heilige Maria, moeder God's
Bid voor ons
Arme zondaars
Nu, en in het uur van onze dood.
Amen
Wees gegroet Maria
Vol can genade
De Heer is met U
Gezegend zijt gij boven alle vrouwen
En gezegend is de vrucht van uw lichaam ,Jezus
Heilige Maria, moeder God's
Bid voor ons
Arme zondaars
Nu, en in het uur van onze dood.
Amen
I only know it in Flemish :(
Frightened hunboy will see it I'll be bound.
Yeah, he refused to go to church with me when I go over to visit my mum because the whole Catholic thing freaks him out. :lol:
Is he practising owt or just the normal non-Catholic we see in Scotland. The "I'm a protestant" brigade, I don't know what I am, I know what I amn't.
I love it when you ask them what they are and they say Church of Scotland, then you ask what is that actually, they are all like wtf.
Naw, he was baptised in the Church of Scotland but he doesn't really practise anything. His mum used to take him to all types of differerent churches when he was younger and he doesn't feel like he belongs to a single religion.
We both feel we don't need the whole communal worship thing to believe in God. I only go to church when I'm over in Belgium, and it's more of a nostalgia thing then anything else.
Well, I didn't either, until just now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Donkey shit. (that's German for "thank you") :)
I've been bitten.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™Mmk :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by clocker
Pretty much everything Kev writes boils down to "You are a cunt".Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787The hell you say.:ohmy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
It's an artform really and j2 is the acknowledged master, albeit the sole practitioner.I have j2's left ass cheek in my mouth.
When did that happen. :huh:
I hope you're up to date with your tetanus and rabies shots :huh:
Oh, yeah, no worries. :whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
This kind of thing happen to you often I take it?
The right wingers can be a rabid bunch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
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I was a noob about 6 months ago, and almost everyone was really nice to me. I've been on worse boards. There was one where I posted about 3 posts and got dozens of separate pieces of hate-mail within a few hours, all telling me that they hated British people. Didn't seem worth persevering for.
Fuck off, newb :snooty:
Almost never.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
None of them was from me, either.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
How about that. :dabs:
Shut up fat lady.
You too Skweeky :snooty:
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Sometimes? More like all the time. :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
People were nice to you because they thought there would be recompense. In the form of pictures of a sensitive nature. Eventually we realized it was all a bluff. :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Now feel the wrath. :01:
^ We have been patiently waiting for our reward: boob pics.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
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Limey bastards.
Perhaps we should put a little more effort into ignoring them. As for the Lounge dying :noes:
Perhaps the KLF could and should be more (pro)active on the BitTorrent forums... After all the BiTorrent forums have long been known to be the secret headquarters of the renegade BLA (Bolognese Lovers Army) They were also said to be the main traders of buffered bittorrent accounts, which caused the downfall of Oink.
True KLF members are Lounge Lizards :snooty:
The KLF burnt a million squids in cash. True story.
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6q4n5TQnpA[/YOUTUBE]
So did I but it was all grubby so I couldn't see any option.
Thank God they didn't give it to the poor.
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Originally Posted by chalice
They were also impregnated with cocaine and speed, espcially the higher valued denominations, had more than the usual amounts of cocaine...:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Agrajag
We thought it was a more effective way of smoking it :snooty:
We thought it was a more effective way of smoking it :snooty:
I beg your pardon, I never promised you pics of my lady garden :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie^ We have been patiently waiting for our reward: boob pics.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
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You're being unreasonable.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousI beg your pardon, I never promised you pics of my lady garden :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
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And selfish. Don't forget selfish.
These days I have to take pictures of my lady garden to ensure I didn't overdo it with the Veet. Or underdo it for that matter.
True story
I was already feeling randy. The missus is having one of her infamous headaches. Thanks for that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
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