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You kids get off my lawn!
Catching snakes? That sounds fab!
I grew up in a town 10 miles either way from the two biggest cities in Belgium so I never really had the pleasure of enjoying nature that way.
I guess that's why I love living here now; there's nothing like going up north, especially in the winter :yes:
wow
Three whole letters for your 4th post.Quote:
Originally Posted by gon
'Tis an economy we cannot afford; more typing, or be gone. :whistling
When is Barbie banning that account?
When it does it again, I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
I thought all these useless posts are one and the same disgruntled twatson?
Without a doubt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
I could go back and list all the accounts but that would lend validation to it and I really can't be arsed.
Suffice to say, it's some fucking cawk and it won't be able to help itself and will inevitably end up IP banned.
Cos Barbs kicks the arse when the arse needs the kicking.
Yeah, that Barbie is amean cunt sometimes. I heard he eats peanut butter and glass sammiches for breakfast.
I may not be one huntred years old but I'm told when I was a wee toddler (1, 2 years) and lived in Harare, all sorts of crazy shaite took place. Once I was caught by the gardener "Godfrey", talking to a snake, that I had picked up.
The giraffes and other wildlife came to drink at the stream near our house. And so on...
Jebus, I don't even know if I want to go there.Quote:
Originally Posted by VillageShaman
Get that Godfrey fucker arrested anon.
You poor child. :no:
No-can-do: I'm afraid he'll leap oottay his grayve and assault me once moar.
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Originally Posted by chaliceJebus, I don't even know if I want to go there.Quote:
Originally Posted by VillageShaman
Get that Godfrey fucker arrested anon.
You poor child. :no:
Did he show yew his snake or whot. :whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by VillageShaman
How cute, Kev has picked up a Brit accent just like Madonna.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
It's part of his presidential campaign :yes:
/fixed :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by clockerHow cute, Kev has picked up a ScotQuote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
Britaccent just like Maradona.
We don't say 'yew', we say 'ya'
Don't you have hillbillies over there.
I have one of them lives down the street, came from your little island, swears he came down from the hills.
Goes by Nigel - do yew no 'im.
Maybe Nigel knows him, them having the same name and that.
Also, we call hillbillies 'chavs' or 'neds' :yes:
We call 'chavs' 'spides'. True story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
I'd much rather be a chav than a spide. Trust me.
We call chavs Kevs, or at least we used to. True story.
At least you'd get to wear Burberry eh?
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Originally Posted by Skweeky
He might have used one of your colloquialisms, but I would assume he was formulating his commentary for me, as his reference occurred during a conversation we were having.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceWe call 'chavs' 'spides'. True story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
I'd much rather be a chav than a spide. Trust me.
He calls me Kev, though I would attribute that to his relatively heightened civility.
A good spud, old Nigel.
My middle name is Kevin.
True story.
Comes from my grandfather. The name Kevin used to be the butt of myriad jokes in the eighties in the UK.
Now, my actual forename is the butt. How's that for fucking irony? :dabs:
Kevin Butt is a really stupid name to be fair.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Oh sorry, forename
Butt Kevin Chalice.
Not a lot better really.
Butt Kevin, shirley.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulKevin Butt is a really stupid name to be fair.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
You didn't think it through and I'm so glad. :smilie4:
See above, butt.
Your poor fingers must've been a blur.
Ha!
Are you calling me a wanker.
Not disagreeing like.
Just asking.
Um..yeah...probably.
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Originally Posted by chalice
Anyone else? :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
No, Kev, my middle name actually is Kevin.
Why do you always assume I'm lying?
I dare say you already know my forename. Such timidity from an established friend.
For shame. I'm hurt.
I still don't know :snooty:
He told you, hurt.
That's not a real name :snooty: