The rise of the idiots. :dabs:
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The rise of the idiots. :dabs:
I don't get it.Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
Isn't that a Terminator or Underworld movie or something .
It's from Nathan Barley.
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we need to find a santa from this book
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its better than bible :lol:
shit dude you got me in to itQuote:
Originally Posted by benchez
It's a great series. You won't regret it. :smilie4:
Christmas sup.
Fuck ya'll.
I've decided I'm buying Ben a wall-mountable cd and mp3 player fror his Christmas. Yay!
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Originally Posted by mossy123
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Originally Posted by CrabGirlTheir houses won't be covered in gaudy shiny stinky so-called-decorations (ever smelt tinsel?)Quote:
Originally Posted by natedogg
Yes, but it taste like chicken.
-bd :happy:
Xmas shopping sucks balls.
Even if you go out with detailed specific list of items to buy you get distracted by all the other shit. Comparative thought is not good.
After 3hrs i managed to buy a fruit peeler.
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Told the misses to do the job
He'll love it to the macs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
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I'vwe always wanted a wall-mountable anything.
I thought hippies didn't believe in walls or something.
I'm sure the fruit will love his peeler.Quote:
Originally Posted by 15%
(You do know it's a vegetable peeler, yeah)
Ended up going for a cheapy cd player (still wall-mountable) the mp3 option was a wee bit too expensive for a 6-week old baby.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulHe'll love it to the macs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
He can wait until he expesses a proper interest in music instead of crying when I sing and falling asleep next to the subwoofer :snooty:
You know it makes sence.
What if your subwoofer rolls across the babbie after he's had a few pints, like?Quote:
Originally Posted by SkweekyEnded up going for a cheapy cd player (still wall-mountable) the mp3 option was a wee bit too expensive for a 6-week old baby.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
He can wait until he expresses a proper interest in music instead of crying when I sing and falling asleep next to the subwoofer :snooty:
Sofa for that lad, I'm afraid.
electromagnetic radiation is nice for the babies . we need more mutants to survive the climate change :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulHe'll love it to the macs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Tip: super glue glues everything to walls
or maybe try a nail gun
I'd step away from the PC and never return if you're worried about that :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by anoneemuseelectromagnetic radiation is nice for the babies . we need more mutants to survive the climate change :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Why would you step away, it's her that's worried not you.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkweekyI'd step away from the PC and never return if you're worried about that :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by anoneemuse
You didn't think that one through.
What I meant to say was:
If I were you( not you, the ano person), I'd step away from the PC and never return.
Apologies. My syntax has been messed up lately. 't Is the confusion of speaking English to Gem and Dutch to Ben.
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I quite likes Xmas - food, wine, the smell of Christmas trees (they can't touch you for it) shite on TV .... OK maybe not the last one
Occasionally the odd present or two is actually what I want too.
Mulder you were pretty bah hug last year as well I recall.
bumhug to the max!1 the foods always tins and boxes of sweets, i don't eat sweets. the smell of plastic moulded into the shape of a tree does nothing for me and i don't have a television (at least not one that can receive reception) as its shite all year round.
what i love about christmas is having to de-ice the car at six in the morning, being flat broke and getting useless shit i'd never even consider actually going into a shop and purchasing.
And if one more anorak and clipboard shakes a fucking bucket at me when i’m walking out of morrisons...maybe i'll go to their houses and shake buckets at them when they leave thier homes and get paid for it.
I can see you are struggling with the Christmas cheer thing a little bit.
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Originally Posted by Biggles
Why the X instead of the word Christ.....is you brain trying to tell us something?
Standard abbreviation as far as I am aware ......but now you come to mention it :shifty:
X is the Greek symbol for the Greek letter 'Chi', the first letter for Christ's name. Hence the abbreviation.
That is right - just go bringing facts into it :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
:whistling
Back to the topic "fuck Christmas" wife puts the damn tree up right in the path of the tv remote.Now I have to get up to change the channel.And to top it off one of my blessed sons threw a punch at a kid that is going to cost me over 3500$ in legal bills...Merry Fuckin Christmas All .
I would be rescinding the kid's "blessing" for the duration of $3500 in repayment. :whistling
Wouldn't that mean it's also in the line of sight from you to the tv?:huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by accat13
Maybe she's trying to tell you something?
Chrismas = good.
TV = Bad.
So then what you're saying is that she's a nutter?:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
See to me that says "Go to the pub." :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by accat13
Does the misses know you're on the interweb at this time of night?:O