Please teach me how to be condescending.

Being condescending is one thing.

How many of you understand how to be patronising?

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Originally Posted by lynx

Being condescending is one thing.

How many of you understand how to be patronising?

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I could never be so cruel as to do...that.

Some things are just beyond the pale.

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Originally Posted by j2k4

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I like it when things go according to my expectations.

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You forgot this - :whistling



:whistling:whistling:whistling:whistling:whistling:whistling

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Some of us can do without props these days.

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Originally Posted by lynx

Being condescending is one thing.

How many of you understand how to be patronising?

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:huh::glag:

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Some of us can do without props these days.

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ahh well said

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

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Originally Posted by j2k4

You forgot this - :whistling



:whistling:whistling:whistling:whistling:whistling:whistling

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Some of us can do without props these days.

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Well, certainly.

Others of us desire a degree of overkill, which has the effect of softening the blow.

In other words, some of us are not really condescending.

That's just wrong :snooty:

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

That's just wrong :snooty:

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Okay, just for you: No more smilies at all (at all).

I'm not sure about this sudden change in your persona Kev.

Don't be a dope.

I refer to the multiplicity of narrative, with which you are well-acquainted.

Think of it as reading with double vision between the lines of double spaced text.

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Don't be a dope.

I refer to the multiplicity of narrative, with which you are well-acquainted.

Think of it as reading with double vision between the lines of double spaced text.

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Yeah, she did that me too, Kev.

One minute you're in full stride, doing what you do, pissing against your own tree. The next, you find yourself in a state of compromise, diluting your doings and wagging your proverbial (previously toxic) tail to appease some Belgian burd who expressed curt disapproval.

High five, mate. How the fuck did that happen? :(

She remains unaware she can charm without resorting to her feminine inclinations.

Still, the progress she's made these last 7 years is commendable.

I'd say.

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Originally Posted by j2k4

She remains unaware she can charm without resorting to her feminine inclinations.

Still, the progress she's made these last 7 years is commendable.

I'd say.

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Spoken like a truly condescending (not to mention patronising) cunt.

And not a smilie in sight. :smilie4:

Feathers and fowl, you know.

Bravo, I say.

Bravo.

sometimes it is so hard to understand the underlying meaning of certain sentence , its like reading bible .. nothing makes sense

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Bravo, I say.

Bravo.

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Ah, off smilies too, eh?

I think we will all be well soon.

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Originally Posted by FatBob

sometimes it is so hard to understand the underlying meaning of certain sentence , its like reading bible .. nothing makes sense

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Oh, the divination of meaning can be a momentary quandary, but even nonsense makes a certain sense.

The trick to making sense of the Bible is faith, although faith is not a trick.

Utterly sensible, that.

No better time than the New Year to start a trend I say.