How many squares of toilet paper do you use per "application"?

Thankfully this weighty topic has already been covered:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...1045359AAZgBUD

Folding is icky.....if you scrunch you can wipe and dispose in one easy movement, rather than sit there having to look at it ffs.

i thought you were dead! :o

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

i thought you were dead! :o

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You didn't bury me deep enough :eyebrows:

i had to keep your arse sticking out the ground to...... :eyebrows:

Thank goodness it was a racing bike and not a BMX :pinch:

but i was talking about my cock? :unsure:

where the fuck have you been!?

I thought it was the inner tube poking through :unsure:

If you want the honest truth, I've been in an isolated Buddhist Tibetan nunnery trying to get over my unrequited love for you. No-one has ever buried me so deeply and so tenderly...not like you. But with the help of the nuns, a guitar, and a James Blunt songbook I managed to turn my life around.

Watchoo bin up to then?

furious masturbation.

and guitar hero.

Have you been eating properly and washing behind your ears?

i have not.

i am sat here in what can only be described as a pit of my own filth.

Really! What cheese level is your widger currently at?

(I have missed these little chats)

He's putting Dairylea into 2nd place at the moment... and its not even close.

I was wondering what that smell was in the kitchen...

depends on how loose my shit is, sometimes i must wipe many minutes before i done