He has a point Skweeks. You don't think she's been sampling the merchandise behind our backs do you? :OQuote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
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He has a point Skweeks. You don't think she's been sampling the merchandise behind our backs do you? :OQuote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
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Hmmm, it IS very suspicious they both claimed to move to different sides of the country around the same time.
Can you imagine the carnage? :O
:fear:
Nah it wouldn't be right. :no:
Just ask Crabby if her Mam visited her recently?
I think we'd all know if Crabby and Mouldy had been getting up to shenanigans, because she would be pregnant and she wouldn't be ar.......
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I seem to remember some hot chatting going on there a while ago as well :O
I read that as 'hot chaffing' :smilie4:
sqweeky,squeamous what would your husbands say if they found out you were fantasizing about deepthroating an agent Mulder character impressionist, on the internet..im just curious
Oh, you should have seen the way mine carried on when he found out I'd seen Mouldy's cock. It was reminiscent of the time I put one of his Megadrive games back in the wrong place on the shelf :fear:.
They should do a tv series or at least a documentary based on desperate internet housewives.
That ought to show a few married guys how their wife will end up if they're going to spend most of their time playing games and eating chips
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Originally Posted by Albo Da Kid
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Not half as interesting as the one about the closet subs who spend their time on chatforums trying to get off on other people calling them cawksuckers.
Don't forget to wipe your screen.
I'd put my money on the desperate housewives. Watching somebody criticize inadequate behavior is boring nowadays...Now to see middle aged women act like naughty schoolgirls behind the web is definitely something worth watching.
Even little girls out there can learn a thing or two... "When you grow up and your life gets boring..Don't worry girls. You can always resort to the slick internet schoolgirl tactics to give your life somekind of meaning."
That sounds boring as fuck to be honest, what would be interesting about watching middle aged women posting on an internet forum?Quote:
Originally Posted by Albo Da Kid
If you don't believe me, watch your mum next time she's on the internet looking for a father for you.
:lol: :earl:
Don't overexcite him.
Seeing them struggle to come of as flashy and cute is one for example. Pathetic but entertainingQuote:
what would be interesting about watching middle aged women posting on an internet forum?
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Originally Posted by Skweeky
Jealousy doesn't become you my sweet.
where'd you steal that line from?? im sure it was from somekind of self imrpoving e-book "How to improve yourself and come off as a confident fox...meowww"
Some of us just have a way with words.
[Kev] :whistling [Kev]
ofcourse.. you know what. you seem like the real deal. To think of it that's exactly the type of girl that i would wanna marry someday. Someone with a sense of humor and plenty of flirting skills..
Just to make sure though, and now I'm being serious. Would your type, meaning the playful/sexy/funny type of female, cheat on you easily or is it just an act? I mean there's plenty of woman out there who like to play around but they're harmless when it comes to being faithful.
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Originally Posted by Albo Da Kid
Well erm... to be honest I cheated on all my partners before I met my husband. But I have never cheated on my husband. I suppose you'd have to keep them interested.
@Rat Faced.. chickenheads is what they're called. They act as if they could snap at any minute and do do the unimaginable but they're pretty much bluffing
Skweeky, now that's what i wanna hear. i was fuking around when i asked you be4 but im glad to know you're one the faithful types..off the internets at least. that's a big plus
If Skweeky says she'll do something (other than normal flirtin' that is), don't bet against it.
Sonja: You can't cheat on the types of relationships you were in.
Excuse me, but we seem to be getting off the subject of Mouldy's cock and uses thereof :mellow:
Have you received any monies for it yet?
Well the Queen's been in touch...she needs a new flagpole. But apart from that, mostly men :unsure:. I think we should lower the price in these tough economic times, or perhaps diversify. What do you think?
Resistance is futile!!! Act now Mr. Mulder or suffer for your actions...
Maybe we should advertise as 'giving and taking' in light of recent circumstances.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
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Originally Posted by SkweekyMaybe we should advertise as 'giving and taking' in light of recent circumstances.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
You could make it into a tourist attraction, set yourselves up a stall in Eastbourne Market, you'll have them queuing around the block to pay up... shirley... oh and in the evenings, when it's flacid you could make it into a carnival game on the peer, give the local girls the task of seeing it, and pay out to them that can.
bump
Do i put [neotheone][/neotheone] tags too? LOL