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a DONKEY, and a monkeyQuote:
Originally posted by __eric__@27 September 2003 - 07:15
So what is it? A deer an Elephant or something entirely different?
For me, it had to be this rat that lived in my garden. He was a tough little sod, I'll give him credit for that, but he is no longer with us
...JFK was allot bigger, but I didn't have as much trouble with him ;)
Hey bigboab and titey I'm always interested in new things :lol:
:o Sounds to me like you should be addressing JONNO then.Quote:
Originally posted by dirty sanchez@27 September 2003 - 15:06
I'm always interested in new things :lol:
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Originally posted by dirty sanchez@27 September 2003 - 21:06
Hey bigboab and titey I'm always interested in new things :lol:
Just forget about the chain smoking. Otherwise in about 30 years you will be singing 'Take these chains from my lungs and set me free'. :D
Is that song by Iron Maiden or Steely Dan? :DQuote:
Originally posted by bigboab@27 September 2003 - 15:11
'Take these chains from my lungs and set me free'
cough cough, what?
to do a "Dirty Sanchez" isn't that when you stick a finger up....
Yep there's a flashmovie with "Britney Spears", can't post the link to explain though, it might get me in trouble.
Is that song by Iron Maiden or Steely Dan? :D[/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by titey+27 September 2003 - 21:13--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 27 September 2003 - 21:13)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@27 September 2003 - 15:11
'Take these chains from my lungs and set me free'
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Dont know I'm not into heavy metal. :P :P :P
Sorry I was a bit slow. I was refilling with inkahol. :P
godzilla
Snny, hit me baby one more time! :D
LOLQuote:
Originally posted by Alucard1475@27 September 2003 - 12:27
When I was about 6, I caught a chicken on a fishing rod. :P The chicken died later that day. :o
biggest thing ive killed?
a red tailed shark.
a friend and i had to whack it the head with a spoon.
bad shark! :(
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Originally posted by lilmiss@28 September 2003 - 00:55
biggest thing ive killed?
a red tailed shark.
a friend and i had to whack it the head with a spoon.
bad shark! :(
Not trying to be obtuse or anything, but that was either a really little shark or a bloody big spoon ! :D
they are only about the size of your palm.
this was one mean shark though.
I once killed a little yellow bird.
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Sometimes my little hamster falls asleep at its wheel :P I gotcha now..the red-tailed shark of the tropical fish tank variety ?Quote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@28 September 2003 - 01:09
they are only about the size of your palm.
this was one mean shark though.
i caught a rabbit once, but i didn't kill it...
biggest thing i've killed would probably be a bee or a wasp
I once shot a skeet.
Nasty verminous little things.
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Originally posted by lynx@28 September 2003 - 01:17
I once shot a skeet.
Nasty verminous little things.
Yeah, and there's nothing more annoying than getting pelted with skeet-shit. :P
hmm...that remains to be seen. <_<Quote:
Originally posted by razorsharp013@28 September 2003 - 08:11
I once killed a little yellow bird.
riddler, my hamster gets angry when i dont have a spliff.
she sits miles away from me too. :blink:
'orrible lil rodent....she's next for the spoon. :D
:lol: :lol:
It's a "shit moustache". like a Mexican Bandit, that you get from "tossing salads". Hope that helps you. i think it's originally from Viz magazine, Roger Melly's Profanisaurus (bloody funny!!). ;)Quote:
Originally posted by SnnY@27 September 2003 - 22:24
to do a "Dirty Sanchez" isn't that when you stick a finger up....
Biggest thing I've killed : Probably a Tiger Shark whilst on holiday in Oz. Shot the bastard through the head with a rifle!! Got some of the teeth at home, also got some Great White teeth but I didn't get to kill that one (maybe next time!!) :angry:
I used to be quite a keen fisherman so I'm pretty blase about killing animals, I must stress I did used to eat most of the stuff I caught. I'm not a fan of killing for the sake of it. Just for recreational purposes!!! :lol: :lol:
OK biggest thing i have killed is one of those big ass red COCKROACHES. This wasnt ne normal cockroach. It was Evil.
I walked into the bathroom one day to have a shower when i saw this cockroach on the wall. It was very big and red and had fangs n shit. everytime i moved it would move closer to me.
I got a cup and through it at him and i got him an i thought it was dead. I then got some paper to pick it up and throw away but this cockroach had other plans. Just as i got within 30cm of it. it started to run after me so i jumped in the bath tub and i was safe for a moment. I was looking for something to kill it with and then i saw a can of deoderent and i sprayed it.
The damn thing wouldnt die it just ran in a crack. I quikly got out and got a shoe and when i got back i wated for it to come out of the crack. I wated and wated.
I thought never mind so i turned around to get a towel becaue there was none in the bathroom and when i tured around, this cockroach was on the wall standing their. I still had the shoe so i smashed the bug and it fell on the floor. It was on the floor now and it was slowly walking towards me again so i hit it again and again and again....
Eventually it died so i did the honourable thing and through it in the bin.
:blink: I didnt have a shower for like a month after that.
The moral to this story is have a can of bagon everywhere I MEAN EVERYWHERE!!!!!
the biggest think i killed was a snake, 2 mt long in the woods near my home. it was green and fat-ish. it stood up to me and i used a long pole i always carry with me and broke her spine. cudn't pick it up and take home to my parents though :(
Oldest bump for today, I guess.
Oh, and I killed a Black Angus bull that weighed just under 1800 lbs.
I worked the kill-floor in a packing plant while in high school.
The inspector said it was the biggest B.A. he'd ever seen.
Ever.
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Yup.
One really (really) good punch, right between the peepers.
Really.
Biggest thing I've killed is probably a big spider, or a bumble bee.
Can't recall killing anything bigger... :unsure:
Oh Oh worms are bigger. I've killed plenty of those. :shifty:
There's only one man who's been able to take down B.A. with a punch. He also spent some time in one of those meat places. You must be Rocky :O
My friend Glenn's mother makes ginormous Philly steak and cheese subs. The biggest ones ever.
One night I smoked two fat joints of Jack Herrer, drank an obscene amount of booze, and passed out - after killing two of the afore mentioned subs in a few bites.
True story.
-doobs
Racist.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
Deep down you all are.
-bd
Not true. I'm more of a racist right on the surface. Cracker.
Many Texans are.
-bd
Can't argue with that.
To be fair though, it's not an unreasonable side effect to the invasion of tens of millions of lazy, non-tax paying, system draining, free-loafing, border jumpers.
Most of the good sativa I smoke is grown by a Mexican that I've known for years. He's neither lazy or free-loafing. He's prolly not much for paying taxes, however.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
-bd
I have no beef with those who were born here or came here legally. It isn't the ethnicity that I'm adverse to. It's the "I'm here illegally and do nothing to better society, but gimmie, gimmie, gimmie."
The system sucks and the country is going to hell in a hand basket right before our very eyes. It's unfortunate that most people have theirs closed.
Did we warp into TDR? :unsure:
A fish. And I felt terribly sorry for it.
The only fish I ever feel bad for is catfish.
With most freshwater fish you simply cut the head off, thus killing it and then you scale and/or fillet it. Catfish are different though. You have to skin a catfish. And to ensure that the meat stays good you need to do it with the head intact.
We usually bring a hammer and a nail with us and put the nail in a tree. Then pop the catfish's bottom lip over the nail, skin it, and then fillet it. The head and organs are left on the fish and its still breathing throughout the entire process. I always feel bad and try to do it quickly.
I can't say I feel bad about killing anything else though.