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Chalice sucks!
PS: What does spastic mean? I'll have to look it up.
Someone who walks with their head angled 30-45 degrees to the side, one of their arms in a crooked position, their feet turned inwards (like Kevin Spacey in The Usual Suspects), walking down a street, with the occasional noise (like that dude in Cube) "Errrrrahhhhhhhh".Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Martinator
Whenever Dave did something stupid, we'd do the spastic impression on him "Errrrrahhhhhhhh".
Us Brits are the masters of doing insulting impressions such as the spastic and wanker impression.
I found that on Urban dictionary by the way.
I find the last sentence funny as those words are quite common around here. :eyebrows:
Triple posting for the win. :smilie4:
Sometimes reading the shite posted on this board makes me lose the will to live
Than don't ...
Yep, I suck. I suck things to the max.Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Martinator
I suck your mother's clitoris. I sucked my spermatozoa outta your mother's cliroris and spat it back into a fucking cow's mouth. That cow spat back my spermatozoa into the mouth of a fucking Jack Russell terrier who in turn gargled the fuck out of it and projected it skywards and (unfortunately) landed and took root in a fucking wide-open vagina belonging to your mother. She then got sucked into a fucking time-vortex which dragged her back to the start of this post ergo where you were conceived.
Now...what were the fucking chances of that? Through some sorta fucked-up paradox you were actually given life.
Thank me, thank your mum, thank that cow, thank that Jack Russell and thank time fucking vortexes to the max, like.
holy shit where do you come up with these
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Clever.
I have a dozen monkeys typing at my computer and sometimes they get lucky.
:lol: Nicely done.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceYep, I suck. I suck things to the max.Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Martinator
I suck your mother's clitoris. I sucked my spermatozoa outta your mother's cliroris and spat it back into a fucking cow's mouth. That cow spat back my spermatozoa into the mouth of a fucking Jack Russell terrier who in turn gargled the fuck out of it and projected it skywards and (unfortunately) landed and took root in a fucking wide-open vagina belonging to your mother. She then got sucked into a fucking time-vortex which dragged her back to the start of this post ergo where you were conceived.
Now...what were the fucking chances of that? Through some sorta fucked-up paradox you were actually given life.
Thank me, thank your mum, thank that cow, thank that Jack Russell and thank time fucking vortexes to the max, like.
So, having been graciously given the definition of what a spastic is, you now agree that you do indeed fit nicely into that criterion, yes?Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Martinator:lol: Nicely done.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Glad we sorted that out. I was worried for a minute.
Rart, worship me and post in the lounge, mate.
Just as long as you worship me, like, you spastic.
All I'm asking is that you sacrifice a 4 tonne chicken, your mother or your first born child in my honour. All three would be even better.
Then, and only then, can you post in my lounge with good conscience, my disciple.
My my triple posting. Lonely now aren't we?
I can do multiple postings. Singular posts dwell solely within the province of N00bs who can't appreciate the comedy value. That's why there's no automerging in this section.
Was that the royal 'we'? Cos I can't see anyone else rallying to your defence.
You're a fucking sad little cunt who has gotten out of its depth and you just can't claw back. Go back to the tard section. You fit in perfectly.
I find myself missing the idiots of another age...Zardoz...Hypoluxa...David....those were the days.
You really had to put your boot on their necks to make them squeal nice.
Now, those were real trolls.
Hypoluxa.
Now there was a troll worth the effort, kev.
Forgot about him. The good old days are dead and gone, mate.
But you told me to come back :huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Only so I could make a further dickhead out of you.
Thanks for that.
You're welcome.
But now I've helped you by posting again so you could make a dickhead out of me. In the bigger picture, I was on your side all along.
Does that mean I get to be your disciple?
There are two kinds of people on this board, Rart.
Chalistinians and Jizzreallys.
Make up what passes for your mind.
You can't be both.
Whose side are Jizzreallys on?
Chalice you're a creative guy and there's no doubt about that. You're either a writer or you read a lot of books which help you express your thoughts fluently and help your creativity.. you're definitely a swift guy and I'm not saying this to dickride you or anything...im just appreciating your skills
Fixed. How do YOU like it? :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Albo Da Kid
I'm with the bored UN but just like our real life counterparts we are basically ineffectual.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Once you abandon all reason, morality and conscience, the possibilities are endless. True story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Albo Da Kid
Not giving a tuppenny vomit what people think of you is an immensely liberating experience.
You should try it sometime, Igor.
That last just makes you a very solicitous dickrider.Quote:
Originally Posted by Albo Da Kid
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Cuchi cuchiQuote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Anglais sil vous plait, monsieurQuote:
Originally Posted by pentomatoCuchi cuchiQuote:
Originally Posted by chalice
It seems like you think you know me, but I honestly don't have a clue who you are.
To be honest, I've eaten, gargled, rinsed, digested, shat, wiped and recycled more mongs than you than I care to remember.
Recycled? So you want them back? How touching.
Why are you picking on me Rart?
What did I ever do to you?
You're not a very nice person, are you?
No, but YOU are. You act all rough on the outside but I know deep down you're really a giant pink bunny. Just admit it.
I'm a decent bloke, Rart.
I'm 35. I've got a difficult job, I've got a wife and 3 kids. I try my best.
I just can't understand why someone as harsh as you would take time out of your valuable life to belittle me on a public forum.
Please stop. It's not funny any more.
Aww you have kids. Are they cute? Do you have cute baby pictures? Do you read them bedtime stories?
I knew you had it in you, it just took a little encouraging.
No, they're not cute.
One of them has Downs Syndrome and the other two are Autistic. One is high on the spectrum and the other isn't so much.
They're cute to me and my wife, but to an insensitive person like you, they probably wouldn't be.