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Wangs, get it right, dear.
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Wangs.
Wangs, get it right, dear.
Wang you say, huh.
I meant to say, I am also watching t'bawxing on sky sports 2.
All told I am all bloked up to fuck. With the drink and the bawxing and the Les Paul to the max.
dont get so wasted and go drink ur own pee. go for beer instead.
Hey stranger where is the love hun? How are you Sir Chalice?Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Read back and you'll see.Quote:
Originally Posted by pentomatoHey stranger where is the love hun? How are you Sir Chalice?Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Do I know you?
I am now also going to deploy the ignore button to avoid migraines.
I have no time for reading the drivel of cawklords, with the flashing lights and the annoying multiple exclamation marks.
Fuck sake that took longer than it should have.
Anyway, objective met.
Result.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Overdue result. But a result nonetheless.
Isn't everything, though?
That was me being existential, btw. :happy:
A result is a result.
How long it took is a matter of efficiency rather than efficacy.
Now that's quality pish.
Fucking hell, that was a serious quality pish. I think I may have flushed my bladder out.
Bladder than a kick in the balls.
Blackbladder.
Jacob's Bladder.
Now that's quality pish, mate. :smilie4:
Jacob's ladder was a quality fillum. I was all like, wtf.
Are you talking about the couch again, or.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul...there's a wee payout on the way...Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Btw-
I was just declared persona non-gracious - for no good reason - by a woman who threatens to become an in-law.
I am in fact and deed (and by unstinting habit) a gracious fellow; I am also, however, entertaining an array of responses, all of them calculated to utterly destroy her.
Shall I take pains to do this with my customary grace, or drop all pretense and let the blood flow without regard for any familial protocols, however imminent or pending?
I only ask because I trust you all for good help.
@JP
I'm still having trouble with it, tbh.
I'm in a perpetual state of what the fucking fuck with that phlegm.
A bit like Donnie Darko in that respect.
Yeah, right, Kev.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4Are you talking about the couch again, or.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
I am in fact and deed (and by unstinting habit) a gracious fellow;
I only ask because I trust you all for good help.
And I'm the fucking Pope Of Rome, ffs.
Do it now, then, before the new couch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Well, then.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceYeah, right, Kev.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
And I'm the fucking Pope Of Rome, ffs.
I'll just choose a response at random.
I'm going to drink as well - six can play that game.
JP, what bawxing?
Give us a link...
Tell her that her prospective spouse is genetically predisposed to the bad aids.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4Are you talking about the couch again, or.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Btw-
I was just declared persona non-gracious - for no good reason - by a woman who threatens to become an in-law.
I am in fact and deed (and by unstinting habit) a gracious fellow; I am also, however, entertaining an array of responses, all of them calculated to utterly destroy her.
Shall I take pains to do this with my customary grace, or drop all pretense and let the blood flow without regard for any familial protocols, however imminent or pending?
I only ask because I trust you all for good help.
Artistically construct fleshy legions on your brow and neck.
Punch those who're dear to you to riase the requisite wounds and propound that myth.
She'll be out that cat-flap like a diarrhoeic gerbil.
You knows it makes sense.
Punch her to the ground, it's the only reasonable avenue open to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4Are you talking about the couch again, or.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Btw-
I was just declared persona non-gracious - for no good reason - by a woman who threatens to become an in-law.
I am in fact and deed (and by unstinting habit) a gracious fellow; I am also, however, entertaining an array of responses, all of them calculated to utterly destroy her.
Shall I take pains to do this with my customary grace, or drop all pretense and let the blood flow without regard for any familial protocols, however imminent or pending?
I only ask because I trust you all for good help.
Let me know what happens then and we can discuss your next move.
And there went the neighborhood.
Welp, a page ago, I get distracted in between posting, see.
You made it happen. Speak of the spastic, and all that, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
Self-fulfilling prophecy to the max.
Have you seen Flash Forward yet?
If so, what do you think?
Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceTell her that her prospective spouse is genetically predisposed to the bad aids.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
Artistically construct fleshy legions on your brow and neck.
Punch those who're dear to you to riase the requisite wounds and propound that myth.
She'll be out that cat-flap like a diarrhoeic gerbil.
You knows it makes sense.
So you think shedding my normal mien is advisable.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulPunch her to the ground, it's the only reasonable avenue open to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
Let me know what happens then and we can discuss your next move.
For naught, actually - she just issued a tearful retraction via telephonic device, to Ms. J, then yours truly.
I magnanimously forwent the contemplated keel-haulage in favor of a stiff (rigid, really rigid, actually) drink of Crown Royal.
I was already on the path to drunkenness, so she was quite literally saved by my physical incapacity with words.
I must say however that, had we been emailing each other, I'd have skewered her for a lark.
Ah, my step-daughter thinks 'er son is great, and will marry him two weekends hence.
Magnanimity is so much more palatable when there's a good bottle at hand.
I sure would enjoy giving out a good punch, though.
It just occurred to me that I have never in my life spilled an alcoholic drink.
Isn't that something.
I'm taking that as a "No, but I thought about it."Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
So you think shedding my normal mien is advisable.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulPunch her to the ground, it's the only reasonable avenue open to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
Let me know what happens then and we can discuss your next move.
For naught, actually - she just issued a tearful retraction via telephonic device, to Ms. J, then yours truly.
I magnanimously forwent the contemplated keel-haulage in favor of a stiff (rigid, really rigid, actually) drink of Crown Royal.
I was already on the path to drunkenness, so she was quite literally saved by my physical incapacity with words.
I must say however that, had we been emailing each other, I'd have skewered her for a lark.
Ah, my step-daughter thinks 'er son is great, and will marry him two weekends hence.
Magnanimity is so much more palatable when there's a good bottle at hand.
I sure would enjoy giving out a good punch, though.
It just occurred to me that I have never in my life spilled an alcoholic drink.
Isn't that something.
Just having seen the first episode, I like the novel better, thus far (if only I could remember where I put it). The flash forward spans something like 22 years, and there's no nonsense about terrorists.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceYou made it happen. Speak of the spastic, and all that, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
Self-fulfilling prophecy to the max.
Have you seen Flash Forward yet?
If so, what do you think?
Having said that, it's good enough to watch.
I've watched the first two episodes.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
A bit wishy-washy would be my description. The first episode was fairly exciting, mostly just explosions tho' :emo:
They'd almost lost me when the shadowy fella in the baseball stadium showed up. That was vaguely intriguing.
The second episode, which I watched last night, was instantly forgettable.
More pseudo-intellectual clap trap is my guess.
Having said that I haven't actually seen it so that's probably a bit harsh.
I stand by my assessment.
I had I massive post there all ready to post about that Fast Forward show ready to go.
It was even more tedious than Kev's post above.
But I fucked it up and lost it cos I'm currently pished to the max.
Well, fuck that then. :dabs:
Probably for the best, like.
Yup.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulI'm taking that as a "No, but I thought about it."Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
So you think shedding my normal mien is advisable.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulPunch her to the ground, it's the only reasonable avenue open to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
Let me know what happens then and we can discuss your next move.
For naught, actually - she just issued a tearful retraction via telephonic device, to Ms. J, then yours truly.
I magnanimously forwent the contemplated keel-haulage in favor of a stiff (rigid, really rigid, actually) drink of Crown Royal.
I was already on the path to drunkenness, so she was quite literally saved by my physical incapacity with words.
I must say however that, had we been emailing each other, I'd have skewered her for a lark.
Ah, my step-daughter thinks 'er son is great, and will marry him two weekends hence.
Magnanimity is so much more palatable when there's a good bottle at hand.
I sure would enjoy giving out a good punch, though.
It just occurred to me that I have never in my life spilled an alcoholic drink.
Isn't that something.
For about an hour-and-a-half, then I found this thread.
Good one, then...just remember - you owe me.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Anyway, JP-
the bawxing?
lol at the kids who drink and then go chat on irc
I know. So which room will you be in tonight?
Quote:
Originally Posted by BrianH
not in any irc chat room so dont worry about it
My feeling exactly except I only made it through half the second episode before I got bored and wandered off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Something ElseI've watched the first two episodes.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
A bit wishy-washy would be my description. The first episode was fairly exciting, mostly just explosions tho' :emo:
They'd almost lost me when the shadowy fella in the baseball stadium showed up. That was vaguely intriguing.
The second episode, which I watched last night, was instantly forgettable.
I'm getting drunk alone, apparently. FFS...
-doobs :dabs:
hmm...
Order a pizza and then invite the driver in to share it with you, and drink some brewskies together. That should fix it :)
One cheese pizza, one supreme pizza, and a 12 pack of Moosehead. Some gravy fries, perhaps? Fried pickles...
:happy:
-doobs
nah.. poutine, chicken wings, and some kick ass agave tequila. ;) that ought to make a night to remember, and a sore head in the morning :)
Damn...you had to mention chicken wings. Me tummy is growling now.
-bd
:(
-doobs
I'm daydreaming (except it's night, like) about chicken wings, and cigarettes. I haven't had a smoke in 7 months. I had chicken wings last week.
I'm realizing what a double hard bastard I can be, however. Tough, tough as nails in fact.
-doobs :01: