Could be worms. Get your quack to have a good probe for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
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Could be worms. Get your quack to have a good probe for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Chavis, sometimes you just take things beyond the boundaries of really bad taste.
That's why you love me, sweetness.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
It's true. Because of your absence I have had to resort to anti-semitic humour at work.
Any one, really. I've beenQuote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
fired?laid-off for a week.
-doobs
You don't happen to speak Spanish and Italian? :lol:
I took 7th and 8th grade Spanish, and some of my neighbors are Mexican. Do I have the job?
-doobs
Would you care to move to Glasgow :unsure:
Or at least, Europe?
Sorry to hear the news, BD.Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
Wish I could help; music and coffee are not bad fuel for thought.
If you get any ideas, bring 'em in - let's kick 'em around.
No new career for me (yet, anyway).
Actually, looking at a bit of an expansion, ironically.
Short story is, the "green" power plant I contract with has some work for me that may necessitate an additional 2-3 bodies, this owing to a set of regulations newly required by the feds to qualify certain bio-fuels for use.
I'll get a shake on it tomorrow, see what comes.
Hey Skweeky,
I forgot to mention that I finally got around to watching that Tim Minchin show "Are you ready for this?". It was my wife's first intro to him. Ofc, we both enjoyed it. Who wouldn't enjoy his creativity? Well, there were a couple of potentially offensive songs. :P Interesting how he went with a full rock-n-roll concert style. Wold have been a blast to see live.
I think our favorite part was the "Ginger" song. Seriously classic, especially if you know about his "controversy" with the "N"-word.
I am glad you liked it. The man is so good at what he does!Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Went to see Michael McIntyre last night, spent the whole time laughing, he is very very funny.
Not sure if you would get it though, his humour is very British.
I had to look McIntyre up. I see what you mean. At first I thought, "Hey, I grew up watching Monty Python, Black Adder, Mr. Bean, etc. What does she mean, won't get it?" But I do see how focused he is on current British events. I'll plead American on that one. :)
Glad you had a good time at the show.
Yeah, he mostly does observational comedy and tends to focus very much on the audience he is with at that moment.
He's absolutely massive here.
You should probably have a look at this though, it's pretty much universal:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5qyJpAn2Wc
Too true! I have no idea how I got so many keys and I truly have no idea what, if anything, they unlock. For all I know, they might not even be mine. I also have 2 cell phones in the same drawer. :lol: He did not mention the endless expired "proof of insurance" cards I collect there...
Well, one day you will get that phone call :fear:
All of this is stunningly provocative; I can't for the life of me suss why Chalice hasn't eviscerated the lot of you.
I'm circling languidly like a finely dined buzzard, Kev.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
Once a matter is inevitable, all urgency disintegrates.
I know the feeling.
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u...on-vulture.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by chaliceI'm circling languidly like a finely dined buzzard, Kev.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
Once a matter is inevitable, all urgency disintegrates.
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I'm grasping, yet I somehow nurture hope that you're gonna approach something entertaining and or funny one of these days.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Take a stalk on the wildside, Dagwood.
Certain tasks beg more than mere Google-ish imagery.
Try painting pictures with words instead, why don't you; strive for the negative aspect.
Flame control is a matter of personal taste.
Go on, now.
Not to be dismissive, Kevin, but the cotton-doddle second I take councel for how to blabber on this medium from your cockadoody cockamamy, I'll be dipping me typing digits in creosote.
Which, might even turn out interesting.
I was talking to the other guy, Chalice.
Who's on first?
Well,that' alright then, Murdoch.
What?Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
Spoiler: ShowSorry couldn't help myself .
Ah...you are trying to turn this thread into something innocuous.
We want less of that.
Still circling Chavis ? surely you have spied a likely target by now, or in a state of sheer puerile boredom, randomly selected an unsuspecting victim to reduce to a quivering mass with your vitriolic vituperation ?
The suspense is killing me................
Now Chalice, why would I want to fight you?
I have nothing but respect for you. To me, you are the online persona of Muhammad Ali. He WAS great. We should remember him as that. Forget that he can no longer say his own name. Why would one wish to beat on a once-was Great? That's cruelty, not victory.
And since when do "Lounge Acts" beg the audience for entertainment? Are you not here to do your one-liners, share your witty repartee and amuse those who who enter this dimly lit temple of watered-down drinks and stale cigarette smoke?
After all, you ARE the undisputed king. Who would want to take that from you? Not I. It may have been worth the struggle when this was a thriving jungle where man am beast fought so fiercely (as the legends say). But now, the once lush and chaotic nature of the jungle has turned to barren wasteland. Weary travelers come to see the Great Chalice (and his ever present apprentices) eviscerate an occasional out-of-line or dim-witted audience member. How long has it been, chalice..? Will we ever see that spark return? Are those blackened stars representative of decaying teeth that were once so savage?
There are still some moments when the Lounge brings about a semi-smile or an occasional chuckle. Your side-kicks remind me of the long-replayed classic humor of the British Isles. The Pythons- now they were great! There are many, many British shows available on our Public Broadcast system that will never let that greatness go. And we have the Lounge. With the over-emphasized and witty banter that goes on here, I can be reminded of some of those great shows without having to watch the re-runs. It is like that far-less talented fan base of British comedy has come here to put on nightly shows. One simply could not pay for such entertainment! Nor find anyone who would...
So I ask, why would I want to fight you? What would I gain? The title from a once-was King? The Leading role in a dying Lounge Act? Faithful supporting cast? The view from a throne that surveys a barren landscape?
No thanks, chalice, I see no need to fight you.
Ah, the age-old back-handed suck-up.
Though I haven't seen it deployed in, like...forever.
Don't underestimate yourself, J. You deserve that back-hand as much as anyone else. :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
I should also add that, at least in American English, the past-tense of great is not a compliment or a suck-up. That is like saying the British Navy once ruled the seas. It is irrelevant to the modern day world, but makes for interesting history. Gotta love those old wooden boats!
I thought she's following a fairly standard internet-stalker pattern.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
Ie: Imply that the stalkee is in charge of the lounge. Then insult them in a way that just screams inferiority complex.
Reminds me of billy vs cheese, billy vs JP, a couple hundred other guys vs JP, sherbert vs me, dildo vs chalice, half the internet vs manker, and so on, and so forth.
Ever get the feeling we're just going around in circles?
Well, apparently i have thrown you all a softball to play with. Feel free to answer back. Shouldn't be too difficult for so many has-beens to return some previously used campaigns.
Remember this is not for your pride. It is not for your Lounge. It is not for the nervous little man next to you- it is about once again becoming relevant. Good luck, old chaps.
Yesterday some strange Facebook app asked me if I thought manker should shave his head.
That is all.
http://uarrr.org/blog/wp-content/upl...007/10/wtf.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by chalice
I see an opening.
This had not occurred to me, but with the limp-wristed returns I have been receiving thus far, I should consider what would be the outcome if I did defeat chalice and take the thrown.
First, chalice is a legend. I would not ask him to leave. He could be my right-hand man. He deserves that place of honor. He could also be instrumental in terminating all of the old, stale acts that have been permeating these halls for so long.
I think he has an eye for talent. From what I've seen, it must be half-blind or better, but it has kept many of you around. So cheers for low standards.
As for the rest of you...I imagine you could be put to work as busboys or help in the redecorating. Some of you are fit for janitorial duties- so you would have the option to stay. We would have a firm commitment to our staff. As a reward, we would have "staff nite" where you could all have the floor (newly cleaned, btw) on say Tuesday nights. You could bring out the old acts and relive the good old days. My treat. I'm not promising an audience, but you can invite your friends and family. I am sure you can find someone "supportive".
As for the less talented of you (you know who you are, and so do the rest of us) we will have to let you go. Actually, security will drag you out- I can picture A LOT of begging and screaming. After all, this has been you crash pad for so long. I am certain the world will be a frightening place for many of you.
I do wonder...do cronies place adds for someone to follow, or do you just jump aboard anyone passing by with a modicum of talent?
Note...The overstated British accent will not play well outside these forum walls. Perhaps you could work on a thick Australian or East Indian who has difficulties with English. Those caricatures will get you far more mileage than your current acts.
:cry:
Who will we make fun of when the less talented go?
Who, I ask you? Who????
Jesus fucking Christ, it's the ole onslaught by monotony chestnut.
Fuck sake, just call me a cunt and be done with it.
Try to compress it into 5000 words or less, though. There's a nice coat of fresh paint on next door's fence I'm gagging to observe dry.