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10-17-2003, 06:13 PM
j2k4

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Originally posted by clocker@17 October 2003 - 12:09
just normal, as I am certain you are. You know, 12-18".

WHA?!!?!

I'm falling short on the high-end, now! :huh:
10-17-2003, 06:19 PM
j2k4

Clocker-

Might I suggest, in addition to any successful methodologies you find, that you importune Anna!Annamiller to consider having her hands made smaller?

Your penis will appear larger thus. :)
10-17-2003, 06:26 PM
kurtsl0an

Quote:

Originally posted by j2k4@17 October 2003 - 18:19
Clocker-

Might I suggest, in addition to any successful methodologies you find, that you importune Anna!Annamiller to consider having her hands made smaller?

Your penis will appear larger thus. :)

wouldn't she then have a huge (or small as it were) disappointment when they consimated their luv?
10-17-2003, 06:28 PM
Billy_Dean

Maybe Anna!Annamiller could have a false bottom inserted, you could then "appear" to fit.

:)
10-17-2003, 06:30 PM
j2k4

Quote:

Originally posted by kurtsl0an+17 October 2003 - 13:26--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kurtsl0an @ 17 October 2003 - 13:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@17 October 2003 - 18:19
Clocker-

Might I suggest, in addition to any successful methodologies you find, that you importune Anna!Annamiller to consider having her hands made smaller?

Your penis will appear larger thus. :)

wouldn't she then have a huge (or small as it were) disappointment when they consimated their luv? [/b][/quote]
They (not me) say, "Image is everything".

We live in a visual world.

So much depends on Anna!Annamiller.
10-17-2003, 07:04 PM
clocker

Quote:

Originally posted by Billy_Dean@17 October 2003 - 11:28
Maybe Anna!Annamiller could have a false bottom inserted, you could then "appear" to fit.

:)

Would this not have the effect of perhaps implying that anna!annamiller! was somehow less than perfect?

I take responsibility for my deficiency and would not ask my beloved to inconvenience herself because of it.

Quote:Bigboab

Quote:

Make sure you whittle it out of Anne Teak wood.

I was considering ebony. Too provocative perhaps?
10-17-2003, 07:06 PM
kurtsl0an

Quote:

Originally posted by clocker@17 October 2003 - 19:04
I was considering ebony. Too provocative perhaps?

i would say, not cool. :)
10-17-2003, 07:07 PM
Mr. Mulder

If it was to be used in dark lighting, would it really matter?
10-17-2003, 07:13 PM
Billy_Dean

Ebony has a tendency to remain cool, not a good preserver of heat, she may notice, maybe if you coated it with Tiger Balm.

:)
10-17-2003, 07:18 PM
clocker

Enough of the 'prothesis" digression...as I said, that will be a fallback option.

I have decided on a dual approach to my problem- I shall combine the slower but healthier vitamin method with the faster, but infinitely riskier "vacuum" enlargement.

I shall need to clean my shop vac...
http://home.earthlink.net/~kvaughn65/shop_vac.jpg
10-17-2003, 07:34 PM
bigboab

This all seems to be a one sided affair. Why not ask Anna to reduce her large breasts and let you in closer. :lol:
10-17-2003, 07:39 PM
clocker

Quote:

Originally posted by bigboab@17 October 2003 - 12:34
This all seems to be a one sided affair. Why not ask Anna to reduce her large breasts and let you in closer. :lol:

You make sport of anna!?
She is a young woman and I'm certain that her proportions are commeasurate with her age.
Meanwhile....the rest of my enlargement equipment has arrived ( bless ACME Products!) and it looks up to the task...
http://www.mpi-hd.mpg.de/galileo/lab...laboratory.jpg
10-17-2003, 07:49 PM
bigboab

Good job you got it at the development stage. :lol: :lol:
10-17-2003, 08:05 PM
clocker

Quote:

Originally posted by bigboab@17 October 2003 - 12:49
Good job you got it at the development stage. :lol: :lol:

Clearly this is not equipment for the novice.

The bill of sale made vague references to "Beta Stage" and "Proof of Concept"- I'm not really too sure what that means, but I'm certain that the owners of the Internet would not allow faulty products to be sold over their network. ;)
10-17-2003, 08:24 PM
bigboab

I could not use it then if it is for the no vice. B)
10-17-2003, 08:35 PM
nostalgia

You've only got one, so isn't the last method (the enormous device) a little (sorry for that word) drastic???
10-17-2003, 08:38 PM
clocker

Nostalgia!

Can you confirm my (near) sighting of the new anna!annamiller! up in the Questions section?

I got there a bit too late and just missed her...
10-17-2003, 08:48 PM
Guillaume

That's Anna_child you're talking about?

Yep, saw her too... All hope isn't lost then! http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/thumbsup.gif
10-17-2003, 08:53 PM
nostalgia

Yes clocker I hereby confirm it. I must say, as I saw the name I instantly thought of you and your love for her. She returns when she wants to, she's even k-lite user now, she's sharing her folder so maybe there a little sharing for you in it as well.
Hope is never lost!
10-17-2003, 08:55 PM
clocker

I hope to have Lamsey shout out to her in his show...

She will be listening I'm sure.
10-17-2003, 09:03 PM
nostalgia

She will, clocker and maybe her eyes will be opened (nothing else we first have to help you with your desire to be a moderate person ;) )
10-17-2003, 09:09 PM
bigboab

Just as a matter of interest Clocker where did you get your Scottish brogue that you woo Anna with. According to your time difference you must be in the east coast of the USA/Canada. <_<
10-17-2003, 09:09 PM
clocker

Well, for some reason my message to anna! did not make Lamsey's announcement period.

I suspect that he is after her also.

He probably has a HUGE member.
10-17-2003, 09:11 PM
clocker

Quote:

Originally posted by bigboab@17 October 2003 - 14:09
Just as a matter of interest Clocker where did you get your Scottish brogue that you woo Anna with. According to your time difference you must be in the east coast of the USA/Canada. <_<

I come from an isolated group of expatriots who became stranded in Colorado.

We invented skiing.
10-17-2003, 09:15 PM
bigboab

Whis skiing? :lol: :lol: :lol:
10-17-2003, 09:16 PM
nostalgia

Quote:

Originally posted by clocker@17 October 2003 - 21:09
I suspect that he is after her also.

He probably has a HUGE member.

This could be the case as the topic of anna! annamiller was closed and yet no confirmation which mod it was. Although at the time the topic was closed the only mods available were Jetje and..... Lamsey!
His huge member is problably showing him the way.
10-17-2003, 09:17 PM
nostalgia

Quote:

Originally posted by bigboab@17 October 2003 - 21:15
Whis skiing? :lol: :lol: :lol:

they should make that Olympic! :lol:
10-17-2003, 09:23 PM
bigboab

Clocker have you told Anna that your are regularly on the piste? :o
10-17-2003, 09:27 PM
clocker

Quote:

Originally posted by bigboab@17 October 2003 - 14:23
Clocker have you told Anna that your are regularly on the piste? :o

Sadly, our face to face communication has been...ah, well, erm...ok, it's been nonexistant since the first night.

Our paths have truly been starcrossed.
10-17-2003, 09:29 PM
bigboab

Now you have appealed to her on the radio Clocker do you think she will respond?
10-17-2003, 09:34 PM
Snee

Quote:

Originally posted by bigboab@17 October 2003 - 22:29
Now you have appealed to her on the radio Clocker do you think she will respond?

Did he really, and I missed it :angry: :lol:

Hello bigboab, nice to have you back!
10-17-2003, 09:35 PM
clocker

I believe that she has already made tentative forays into the forum disguised as Anna_child.

She is searching for me, I am certain of it.

I need just a wee bit more time for the device to do it's thing....
10-17-2003, 09:36 PM
bigboab

Hi Snny, great to be back(song there somewhere :D ). Yes clocker has finally made his international airways appeal to his girl/boyfriend. :lol: :lol: :lol:
10-17-2003, 09:47 PM
Snee

Quote:

Originally posted by clocker@17 October 2003 - 22:35
I believe that she has already made tentative forays into the forum disguised as Anna_child.

She is searching for me, I am certain of it.

I need just a wee bit more time for the device to do it's thing....

A love-affair of epic proportions, no doubt. It ought to be pinned and thus preserved for coming generations, so that we all may bask in the radiant glory of this wondrous event. :D

@bigboab: I trust your exile has treated you well? No more burnt cakes, or what it was?
10-17-2003, 09:54 PM
DanB

probably won't stay here long but its worth it

http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/oops!.jpg

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This is a grown man btw
10-17-2003, 09:57 PM
clocker

I can only dream of attaining such massive proportions!

Why, I could transport anna!annamiller! to paradise and beyond....
10-17-2003, 10:04 PM
bigboab

Quote:

Originally posted by SnnY+17 October 2003 - 21:47--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 17 October 2003 - 21:47)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-clocker@17 October 2003 - 22:35
I believe that she has already made tentative forays into the forum disguised as Anna_child.

She is searching for me, I am certain of it.

I need just a wee bit more time for the device to do it's thing....

A love-affair of epic proportions, no doubt. It ought to be pinned and thus preserved for coming generations, so that we all may bask in the radiant glory of this wondrous event. :D

@bigboab: I trust your exile has treated you well? No more burnt cakes, or what it was? [/b][/quote]
Yes Snny and I would like to thank all the members for their support. It has enabled me to get about with a lot less pain. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I have relegated cooking to the other half. she is more expert at burning than I am. :D
10-17-2003, 10:13 PM
Snee

Probably wise. :D

And you'll handle the IT needs of the household, of course :D
10-17-2003, 10:17 PM
bigboab

Quote:

Originally posted by SnnY@17 October 2003 - 22:13
Probably wise. :D

And you'll handle the IT needs of the household, of course :D

Yes I have to e-mail to her sister in the USA once or twice a week. She thinks that this takes hours and requires sitting at the computer till the early hours. :lol: :lol: :lol:
10-17-2003, 10:52 PM
Spindulik

All of this e-mail that I get! I have so many people concerned about about me. I think they really care about me. Take a quick look.

I have e-mail that:
- promises to improve "my size"
- Help me out of debt.
- Instant winners
- Free cable with special box
- copy DVDs cheap
- free ink
- Lower my insurance rate
- meet my perfect mate
- lose weight
- refinance
- free credit report
- Re: Singles in your area
- Thank you, for registering...
- Important update
- Find your classmates
- claim your prize

And the list of great and amazing e-mail goes on. Too big to list here. I feel so important and reassured that there is always someone there to help me out, take care of me, give me prizes or even date me.

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