that should be 'shaved iS so much nicer'
:lol: :lol:
Aren't I right then Sensual?
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that should be 'shaved iS so much nicer'
:lol: :lol:
Aren't I right then Sensual?
Why do you think i quoted you that big??Quote:
Aren't I right then Sensual?
You make my point!!
Even more since you're female!!
Lesson 1 getting h**d: Keep your d*ck clean.
Lesson 2 : shave!
Lesson 3: Enjoy!!!!!!!!
:o Yogi
Hope your not suggesting agent orange. :oQuote:
Originally posted by trinity1011@20 October 2003 - 14:38
I suggest a mild exfoliant so u don't have re-growth probs then applying 'palmers' cocoa butter will stop the itching B)
I shaved once for a bet and I kinda liked it but my girl wasn't too keen on it. I keep em short now and shave my nuts and the base regularly now.
I hated the itching and the ingrown hairs when it was growing back though >_<
i shave partly, and partly being the ballsac and towards the base. i started shaving originally because i knowed how bad i hated to get hairs in my mouth performing oral for the ladies and because i had a few women stop during a bj to get hairs out of their mouth.
i would shave it all but im pretty hairy and it would just look too damn weird.
I had no idea that this ah...behaviour was so widespread.
As a upstanding American citizen, I always understood that it was simply not proper to touch one's self down there at any time, and certainly not for the purposes of pleasure.
Under the surface, this forum is a regular Sodom and Gomorrah, isn't it?
Well one must be flexible, mustn't one?
May I offer the services of a friend of mine?
She is quite adept.
Line forms to the left...
http://www.alpc.com/Digital/Straight_razor.jpg
/me stands to the right!
Actually, you've got that backwards. Hollywood is completely bare, Brazillian is a thin strip down the centre.Quote:
Originally posted by loz@20 October 2003 - 15:31
line= hollywood
completely bare (no hair at all)= brazillian
Ahhh, you finally found Anna!AnnaMiller!!..???Quote:
May I offer the services of a friend of mine?
She is quite adept.
Congrats, now you'll start shaving, Huh??
:P :P :P :P Yogi
Does this mean my services are no longer required? Too late to cancel the Paris trip i'm afraid Clocker. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by SensualGardening@20 October 2003 - 22:25
Ahhh, you finally found Anna!AnnaMiller!!..???
Does this mean my services are no longer required? Too late to cancel the Paris trip i'm afraid Clocker. :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by bigboab+20 October 2003 - 15:33--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 20 October 2003 - 15:33)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SensualGardening@20 October 2003 - 22:25
Ahhh, you finally found Anna!AnnaMiller!!..???
Sadly ( for manifest reasons), this is not anna!.
I repeat- This is not anna!annamiller!
Your trip to Paris is still a go, although I'm halfway convinced that you are travelling for pleasure on my dime. How will the can-can help you find my blushing maiden?
I warn you however, any and all receipts that you turn in for expenses will scrutinized with extreme skepticism.
You may be interested to know that I have more than a passing acquaintance with several highly placed gendarmes and you may expect random sobriety tests during the course of your travels.
Any indication that you are frittering away your time ( and thus, my resources) will be dealt with appropriately.
Remember- not only do I hold the purse strings in this endeavor, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!
Oh, BTW, have a wonderful time. ;)
Clocker check my latest report. I have more than a passing acquaintance myself. International PI's can not be threatened. Even with open razors. :ph34r:
I'm sorry, did you feel that I was threatening you?Quote:
Originally posted by bigboab@20 October 2003 - 17:04
Clocker check my latest report. I have more than a passing acquaintance myself. International PI's can not be threatened. Even with open razors. :ph34r:
That was hardly my intent.
I meant to simply "sharpen your focus" and help you to "stay the course".
I thought it was more in the way of a motivational speech rather than a threat.
If you cannot discern the meaning in my post how do you expect to find my little bo-anna!?
Dear Anna! killed my thread!!!!
:lol: :D :lol: :P
Yogi
I only shave when I'm seeing someone. Gotta be neatly groomed.
:D Hence the name.Quote:
Originally posted by razorsharp013@21 October 2003 - 00:07
I only shave when I'm seeing someone. Gotta be neatly groomed.
:D Hence the name. [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Riddler+21 October 2003 - 02:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Riddler @ 21 October 2003 - 02:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-razorsharp013@21 October 2003 - 00:07
I only shave when I'm seeing someone. Gotta be neatly groomed.
And they say I'm sharp.
The sharpest. :D
I'm a guy, and I'm with you....Quote:
Originally posted by trinity1011@20 October 2003 - 08:44
Well aussie boy, i think u r being a little inconsiderate.. as a girl/woman it is my opinion that there is nothing nicer than smoothness.. :)
Quote:
Well aussie boy, i think u r being a little inconsiderate.. as a girl/woman it is my opinion that there is nothing nicer than smoothness..
Let me give you a lesson guys....Would you go down on a girl who has a huge bush? I know I wouldn't. You be surprised how much head you'd get get if you shave your junk.
I actualy have a receding pubic hair line so I either shave or wear a hat.
I was thinking of geting hair plugs or a wig........I would like your opinions.
Mabey a weave.......Hmmm.....I just dont know?
Peace brotherdoobie ;)
Shaving Info
Basic Steps:
If you have long pubic hairs, trim hair with clippers or scissors. Electric clippers are best for this purpose.
Take a long, warm bath beforehand.
Before applying shaving cream, rinse area with cool water.
Apply shaving cream a few minutes before shaving to soften hairs. Consider using a shaving cream with additional conditioners or aloe.
Be sure to use a sharp blade. You might try using two new blades if you are shaving a large area.
When shaving, stroke an area no more than twice to reduce skin irritation. On the first stroke, go "with the grain" to remove most of the hair, then go "against the grain" for a smooth, close shave.
Be sure to clean the area afterwards with soap and water to reduce the risk of infection. Ideally, give the area a second cleansing using cotton balls and rubbing alcohol.
Some people find daily applying baby powder or talcum powder especially helpful after shaving to keep the area dry and irritation-free.
Practice clean hygiene after shaving, washing the area at least once a day to reduce sweat and oil build-up.
Go as long as possible between shavings to reduce skin irritation.
A few warnings:
People who allergic and react to some shaving creams: This area seems to have heightened sensitivity. Furthermore, if it does react, your natural sweat and the natural abrasion this area receives will most likely make your life a living hell [temporarily]. Consider avoiding shaving all together, or try warning tip #3. If you do decide to shave this area, make sure you use hypoallergenic shaving cream.
People with sensitive skin may wish to avoid shaving for the same reasons. Again, if you chose to shave, consider shaving cream made for sensitive skin and use a hypoallergenic moisturizer afterwards.
Consider closely trimming your hair instead. It provides many of the benefits of shaving without all the risks!
Letting hair grow out after shaving your pubic area is a bitch. The sharp hairs combined with the sensitive skin will make you realize justhowmuch movement happens in that area on an average day. Chaffing is nearly unavoidable.
Keeping #4 in mind, people who walk/run/exercise a lot might wish to skip shaving all together if you don't want to invest the time in regular shavings.
Source: sexuality.org
Special Tips for Men
Have you considered trimming hair closely, as apposed to shaving it? A lot less hassle is involved, with nearly the same effect.
For shaving your scrotum (sack) really consider an electric razor, or beard trimmer. The loose skin in this area is susceptible to nicking and cuts. And it'll bleed like a MF if you do slip with a razor.
If you do want to shave there's a new safety razor on the market from Schick, called the Protector. It's got the standard pivoting blade, comfort strip for a smooth shave and rubberized grip so it doesn't slip out of your hand. BUT the new feature is the safety wires which, "provide outstanding protection from nicks and cuts." These wires effectively wrap the blades to keep them evenly spaced and keep loose skin from getting caught between the blades (it hurts even typing this!).
Plucking hair is for the foolish. It can lead to infection in this tightly confined area, not to mention the tears you'll shed.
To shave your penis shaft use care to avoid nicking as mentioned above by choosing to trim the hair closely with an electric razor or trimmer. Or try out the new Schick Protector safety razor.
The area between your butt cheeks (crack) can be effectively shaved with an electric razor. Since this area is prone to infection it's not a good idea to risk cutting the area deep in the crevice with a razor blade. If you must use a safety razor, consider the Protector razor as mentioned above.
Source: http://www.pubicshave.com/ !!!
:) Yogi
Female fans style pubic hair like Beckham's Mohican
By Shane Green, Herald Correspondent in Tokyo
June 18 2003
When David Beckham begins a brief visit to Japan today, he will see plenty of evidence of his rock star status: crowds of adoring fans; his Manchester United shirt on the backs of young Japanese; and the occasional bleached Mohican hairstyle he favoured during last year's World Cup here.
But there is one sign of his fame that will not be so obvious.
Japanese women are reportedly styling their pubic hair into a Beckham Mohican.
The Shukan Jitsuwa, one of Japan's racy and creative weekly magazines, carried an article on the trend this year, saying the Beckham look was particularly popular among female office workers.
"Some magazines have carried articles about styling your pubic hair and they referred to the Beckham look," the magazine quoted Minako, an office worker. "But we'd been doing it for a while before those stories came out."
Even if the trend wasn't established then, it probably is now.
The England captain is celebrated as a sex symbol who also happens to play soccer.
Beckham is similarly idolised in other parts of Asia, including China and Thailand, but it is in Japan that the love affair with Beckham is the most intense.
It blossomed a year ago when Japan was the co-host for the World Cup. While England fell in the quarter finals, Beckham has continued to kick goal after goal.
Corporate Japan has lined up to secure his services. He is the face for Vodafone's mobile phone J-phone, and sells chocolates for the Meiji Seika company, which last December created a three-metre chocolate statue of him.
Beckham and wife Victoria, the former Spice Girl, also feature in a advertising campaign for the Tokyo Beauty Centre, a contract reported to be worth 400 million yen (about $5 million) a year.
The Beckham appeal is complex. Yuji Kiminami, who edited the Japanese version of the coffee table book David Beckham: My Life, believes there are two reasons for Beckham's massive popularity.
"Beckham cherishes his family, and Japanese women like a man who takes good care of his wife and children," he said.
"Japanese people also tend to admire British traditional culture, and books related to Britain sell well in the Japanese market. I think Beckham would not be as popular if he was American."
Then there are his looks. "They are quite acceptable to Japanese people," Mr Kiminami said. "It is much easier for Japanese women to accept his moderately sexy appearance than Italian soccer player Francesco Totti, who is too sexy for Japanese women."
http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpi..._mohican,0.jpg
David Beckham wearing his Mohican haircut. Photo: Laurence Griffiths/ALLSPORT
Source: http://www.smh.com.au/
:unsure: Yogi
Actually, I do that. After shaving the excess I trim down the keepers. But I don't use an electric, I know what I'm doing. And you know way to much about me.Quote:
Originally posted by SensualGardening@21 October 2003 - 03:41
Special Tips for Men
Have you considered trimming hair closely, as apposed to shaving it? A lot less hassle is involved, with nearly the same effect.
For shaving your scrotum (sack) really consider an electric razor, or beard trimmer. The loose skin in this area is susceptible to nicking and cuts. And it'll bleed like a MF if you do slip with a razor.
If you do want to shave there's a new safety razor on the market from Schick, called the Protector. It's got the standard pivoting blade, comfort strip for a smooth shave and rubberized grip so it doesn't slip out of your hand. BUT the new feature is the safety wires which, "provide outstanding protection from nicks and cuts." These wires effectively wrap the blades to keep them evenly spaced and keep loose skin from getting caught between the blades (it hurts even typing this!).
Plucking hair is for the foolish. It can lead to infection in this tightly confined area, not to mention the tears you'll shed.
To shave your penis shaft use care to avoid nicking as mentioned above by choosing to trim the hair closely with an electric razor or trimmer. Or try out the new Schick Protector safety razor.
The area between your butt cheeks (crack) can be effectively shaved with an electric razor. Since this area is prone to infection it's not a good idea to risk cutting the area deep in the crevice with a razor blade. If you must use a safety razor, consider the Protector razor as mentioned above.
Source: http://www.pubicshave.com/ !!!
:) Yogi
Massage a little Rogaine onto all the naughty bits, brotherdoobie...........Quote:
Originally posted by brotherdoobie@21 October 2003 - 01:23
I actualy have a receding pubic hair line so I either shave or wear a hat.
I was thinking of geting hair plugs or a wig........I would like your opinions.
Mabey a weave.......Hmmm.....I just dont know?
Peace brotherdoobie ;)
WAIT ! :o maybe not. :P
http://www.hair-removal-shaver.com/Quote:
Are you tired of getting scrapes, cuts, burns, bumps and ingrown hairs from shaving ... Especially in your sensitive skin areas?
If so, then look no further because finally -
http://www.hair-removal-shaver.com/s...les/screen.gif
:huh: Yogi
As some of you know, I do B) Have done since I was 17 :) Can't be doing with the coconut feel :unsure: :blink:
Gotta be smoooooooooth..........I found the best way is to use Hair clippers (I use Whal) for the surrounding area and a good razor on the nads and shaft :D
This causes me no irritation whatsoever, unless I slip :ph34r: :lol:
Wanna see? :lol: :lol:
Jonno B)
Waddayathink??Quote:
Wanna see?
Let's have those pic's!!!!!!
:P Yogi
Well either you's a girl or you're interested or you like boys :)
Either way you're probably the only person who has'nt seen them :lol: :lol:
And I've been told not to post them cos they are too explict :(
Jonno B)
Not a girl.Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@21 October 2003 - 11:46
Well either you's a girl or you're interested or you like boys :)
Either way you're probably the only person who has'nt seen them :lol: :lol:
And I've been told not to post them cos they are too explict :(
ALLWAYS interested.
I like people, not boys in particular.
Maybe i didn't see them cos i'm into this lounge only the last few weeks.
(And what a revelation......for a BS-lover like me......)
And if everyone has seen them, what's the prob with explicity??
Just a link will do........
Seen your immense popularity here and all the newcomers lately, it's only fair, don't you think??
:( Yogi
:lol: You like all people?....heh, a guy I work with said to me "I thought you hung the other way?" I said, "I hang all ways dude" :lol: :lol:
People have seen them, not been posted here, well not the completely uncut ones anyway :D :lol:
My immense popularity :lol: :lol: Yeah, they all love me cos I'm so easy to take the piss out of :lol: :lol:
Jonno B)
Are you out of your mind??????Quote:
You like all people?....
I said people!!
That rules out most of worldpopulation in my book......
:D Yogi
Dude, I have 20 nude pics flying round the net, I think that answers that question quite well :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by SensualGardening@21 October 2003 - 11:04
Are you out of your mind??????
Jonno B)
Dude, I have 20 nude pics flying round the net, I think that answers that question quite well :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+21 October 2003 - 12:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 21 October 2003 - 12:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SensualGardening@21 October 2003 - 11:04
Are you out of your mind??????
Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
And I just put them on all screensavers of the computer classes of my uni!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
The world as we know it just came to an end.Quote:
Originally posted by Skweeky@21 October 2003 - 05:21
And I just put them on all screensavers of the computer classes of my uni!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
I can't believe no-ones done the "Now he really DOES look like a twat" gag yet..Quote:
Originally posted by SensualGardening@21 October 2003 - 08:46
Female fans style pubic hair like Beckham's Mohican
By Shane Green, Herald Correspondent in Tokyo
June 18 2003
http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpi..._mohican,0.jpg
:D
Hhahahaa (off Topic) but,Quote:
Originally posted by computerfreak76@20 October 2003 - 22:39
i shave partly, and partly being the ballsac and towards the base. i started shaving originally because i knowed how bad i hated to get hairs in my mouth performing oral for the ladies and because i had a few women stop during a bj to get hairs out of their mouth.
i would shave it all but im pretty hairy and it would just look too damn weird.
Nice Avatar computerfreak76... seen my reply on the Favorite cover thread?
TOOL is cool.. I scanned those sheets seperately.. check them here:
http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showto...=rocktron&st=90
Rocky
I can't believe no-ones done the "Now he really DOES look like a twat" gag yet..Quote:
Originally posted by barbarossa+21 October 2003 - 13:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (barbarossa @ 21 October 2003 - 13:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SensualGardening@21 October 2003 - 08:46
Female fans style pubic hair like Beckham's Mohican
By Shane Green, Herald Correspondent in Tokyo
June 18 2003
http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpi..._mohican,0.jpg
:D [/b][/quote]
That's like stating the obvious, isn't it??
;) Yogi
The only reason Becks shaved his head is becuase Posh said to her stylist she wanted her twat shaved :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jonno B)
Or you could use my guide:Quote:
Originally posted by SensualGardening@21 October 2003 - 08:33
Shaving Info
Basic Steps:
If you have long pubic hairs, trim hair with clippers or scissors. Electric clippers are best for this purpose.
Take a long, warm bath beforehand.
Before applying shaving cream, rinse area with cool water.
Apply shaving cream a few minutes before shaving to soften hairs. Consider using a shaving cream with additional conditioners or aloe.
Be sure to use a sharp blade. You might try using two new blades if you are shaving a large area.
When shaving, stroke an area no more than twice to reduce skin irritation. On the first stroke, go "with the grain" to remove most of the hair, then go "against the grain" for a smooth, close shave.
Be sure to clean the area afterwards with soap and water to reduce the risk of infection. Ideally, give the area a second cleansing using cotton balls and rubbing alcohol.
Some people find daily applying baby powder or talcum powder especially helpful after shaving to keep the area dry and irritation-free.
Practice clean hygiene after shaving, washing the area at least once a day to reduce sweat and oil build-up.
Go as long as possible between shavings to reduce skin irritation.
A few warnings:
People who allergic and react to some shaving creams: This area seems to have heightened sensitivity. Furthermore, if it does react, your natural sweat and the natural abrasion this area receives will most likely make your life a living hell [temporarily]. Consider avoiding shaving all together, or try warning tip #3. If you do decide to shave this area, make sure you use hypoallergenic shaving cream.
People with sensitive skin may wish to avoid shaving for the same reasons. Again, if you chose to shave, consider shaving cream made for sensitive skin and use a hypoallergenic moisturizer afterwards.
Consider closely trimming your hair instead. It provides many of the benefits of shaving without all the risks!
Letting hair grow out after shaving your pubic area is a bitch. The sharp hairs combined with the sensitive skin will make you realize justhowmuch movement happens in that area on an average day. Chaffing is nearly unavoidable.
Keeping #4 in mind, people who walk/run/exercise a lot might wish to skip shaving all together if you don't want to invest the time in regular shavings.
Source: sexuality.org
Basic Steps:
Invite a few friends round for dinner. Consume 5 pints of a hops based alcoholic beverage and a hefty amount of Jim Beam. Make stupid bets based on the outcome of a board game. Lose.
Shaving:
Watch best mate shave before you and then realise you have no more razor blades. Step into the bath and, using the shower attachment, soak your genital area with cold water. Soap up your nuts real good and using the blunt razor your mate had before you, attempt to shave with one eye shut because your seeing 2 sets of nuts.
Aftercare:
Wipe up the blood with toilet tissue and leave your girlfriend to clean up the mess in the morning.
Scratch yourself in public constantly giving others the impression you have crabs. Tug out ingrown hairs with tweezers and scream like a bitch cos it hurts.
Vow never to drink again.
Break that vow the next day.
Post your findings on a public forum.